X3: What Were They Really Saying!

MoviesKickAss said:
What was X-Men The Last Stand really saying ?

FOX - "You will pay for rushed Movies, with lots of plot holes & Main Characters with Cameo Sized Roles & One Line & unncessary deaths & this is a Mindless Action Movie up there with Bad Boys & this Movie did not follow the Comics at all"
:eek:
 
MoviesKickAss said:
What was X-Men The Last Stand really saying ?

FOX - "You will pay for rushed Movies, with lots of plot holes & Main Characters with Cameo Sized Roles & One Line & unncessary deaths & this is a Mindless Action Movie up there with Bad Boys & this Movie did not follow the Comics at all"
:eek:
 
MoviesKickAss said:
What was X-Men The Last Stand really saying ?

FOX - "You will pay for rushed Movies, with lots of plot holes & Main Characters with Cameo Sized Roles & One Line & unncessary deaths & this is a Mindless Action Movie up there with Bad Boys & this Movie did not follow the Comics at all"
:eek:
 
Logan: We stand together....

Translation: I stand in the front.

Storm: You don't want to be here.

Translation: "Great, another line that I don't understand and don't know how to deliver!"
 
CapBeerCino said:
I got you the first time :p
sorry. My computer had froze and i kept cklicking submit reply.:(
 
taintedFB said:
Logan: We stand together....

Translation: I stand in the front.

Storm: You don't want to be here.

Translation: "Great, another line that I don't understand and don't know how to deliver!"

:D:up:

javon said:
sorry. My computer had froze and i kept cklicking submit reply.:(

I once hit "stop" before it sent my reply and made 6 posts in a row :O
 
Storm: "She's gone. She's not coming back."
Translation: "What don't you get fu*ktard? She just wiped out the love of her life and you think you matter?

Logan: "The Jean I know is still in there."
Translation: "I haven't tapped that ass, yet."
 
weatherwitch said:
Storm: "She's gone. She's not coming back."
Translation: "What don't you get fu*ktard? She just wiped out the love of her life and you think you matter?

LMAO!!!

Logan: "The Jean I know is still in there."
Translation: "I haven't tapped that ass, yet."
LMAO!!!!!
 
Storm: "I love what you've done with your hair!"
Beast: "You, too!"
=========================================
Storm : "That line just has to be in so everyone can see what a fab new look I have and stop ragging on me 'bout that fright wig I wore way back in X:1"
Beast : "Since I am highly-intelligent plus a diplomat, I feel that is the only polite and appropriate response to a facile comment, delivered by motivations I cannot even begin to comprehend. Incidentally, my human form's hair in X:2 was brunette and fine, and besides, I've never even met this woman until this scene."
 
Wolverine: "Jean, stay with me..."
Translation: Yes please, do stay and talk to me. This way the number of our conversations go up, from four to five. EDIT: Because its so very obvious that making out on a med lab slab is love, especially after our in depth 2 minute and 23 second fourth conversation. We all know that love can be microwaved for quick service.

Jean: "Please, kill me!"
Translation: No matter how much money this movie makes it will be a disaster for me. Should I be brought back in X4 and killed in X4, I would have died in three out of the four X-men movies. But seeing as how Fox believes the public to be stupid, no one will really notice that.
 
Funny Guys! This is fun.

Pyro: "Do you know who you're talking to?"
Quills: "Do you?"

Translation:

Pyro: Hey dude, this is my cahnce to show how loyal I am to this guy, and show my powers for the two people who DIDN'T see X2.

Quills: Yo, this is my chance to act all bad ass, and check out what post is gonna do to my face. Just wait, it'll justify my 'tude!
 
High Voltage said:
Wolverine: "Where's Scott?"

Translation

Wolverine: "I have to mention that loser atleast once because I said in a magazine interview that he doesn't get pushed aside and forgot about". :D


Maybe it was more like:

Wolverine: Where is Scott?

Wolverine: if he is not around here we can continue this thing where we left it....let´s get it on Red
 
Goddessreicho said:
Wolverine: "Jean, stay with me..."
Translation: Yes please, do stay and talk to me. This way the number of our conversations go up, from four to five.

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Yes, and then people will finally admit that our relationship is really about love and not just lust
 
Jean: will you die for them

Translation: Are we seriously doing this scene? for real?

Logan: not for them, for you

Translation: Finally! now we have more than 4 conversation between us, technically we can tell all those fans to shut the F*** because ours is a real love story and not a mere plot about lust and stupid love triangle, besides, where is the triangle? we already killed Scott....
 
Moira: Charles?

Translation: oh, no, not this again, X-men coming back from the dead, how many more movies we will have to endure with the same plot????

Fox: How long can Jackman play Logan before he gets too old? that is the answer
 
Scott: "Jean, how?"
Translation: Dammit it figures one of my last lines in this is a one-worder. And I get a stupid confused bewildered expression on my face and nobody is gonna get to see it. WTH!

Jean: Shrugs. "I dunno!"
Translation: Thats right folks look at me be a wooden nauchalant bord about this. I mean common what did you expect after my grand entrance. No fire, no bird...just a giant toilet flush and a spot light in your eyes. And now I am going to force you to stare at this unbe-weave-able hair for another 45 mins.
 
Storm: "Why can't you just let her go?"
Translation: The internet is really, really great!

Logan: "Because"
Translation: For por*!
 
Goddessreicho said:
Scott: "Jean, how?"
Translation: Dammit it figures one of my last lines in this is a one-worder. And I get a stupid confused bewildered expression on my face and nobody is gonna get to see it. WTH!

Jean: Shrugs. "I dunno!"
Translation: Thats right folks look at me be a wooden nauchalant bord about this. I mean common what did you expect after my grand entrance. No fire, no bird...just a giant toilet flush and a spot light in your eyes. And now I am going to force you to stare at this unbe-weave-able hair for another 45 mins.

harsh :(
 
Aww, I know. I was just joshin ya.

But I hated the majority of that scene. Sorry. I should prolly lay of the Avenue Q for a while too...Nah! It just fits soo well.
 

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