X3: What Were They Really Saying!

[Goddessreicho]

Yup, WeatherWitch is right, when in doubt blame Halle.

Good thing its not getting old or annoying.

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Logan: This is not you Jean (stops in mid-action)

Translation: Who has written this crap? hello, I am a male, I have been frolicking with this hot woman for about 7 minutes, after 2 years of unfullfilled lust, how on Earth I manage to utter complete words that are not "Yes, bring it on, babe!" ?????

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Storm: Why can´t you let her go?

Translation: I am hot, I have more lines, I have a new haircut and an oscar, why do you still love/lust for her....Hello! I am right here in you room, come on

Logan:No, because....

Translation: you had your chance in Swordfish, besides her legs are longer and after the unfinished business at the lab I have not been able to regain blood circulation on my brain....

 

[Decay]

OKAY. NEW THREAD to POKE FUN AT LINES IN THE MOVIE....

This is your chance to really have fun with this.

My example:

Logan: We lost Scott and the Professor... We Stand together, X-Men.

Translation:

"Finally dropped that dead wieght. Now let's go. I stand in the front. You guys far behind. With any luck, some of you will die, so that they don't ask me to do another movie with you losers!"

Xavier: I don't have to explain myself. Least of all to you.

TRANSLATION:

"I know you produced this film and tried to kill me off! Luckily, Ratner and I found a way to keep me alive. So SHUT UP!"

LOL...

heh...that's a nice one!

 

[javon]

Storm: Why can´t you let her go?

Translation: I am hot, I have more lines, I have a new haircut and an oscar, why do you still love/lust for her....Hello! I am right here in you room, come on

Logan:No, because....

Translation: you had your chance in Swordfish, besides her legs are longer and after the unfinished business at the lab I have not been able to regain blood circulation on my brain....

LOL!

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

The Last Stand
Translation: Not Really...the last stand.

lol

 

[Son Of Logan]

OMG...this is a funny thread. I love the Storm line.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Jean: stay out of my head!
translation: Stay out of my pants!

 

[javon]

^LOL! And check my new thread just like this but with X2. "X2: What were they really saying!"

 

[Radagast_Prime]

Storm: Why can´t you let her go?

Translation: I am hot, I have more lines, I have a new haircut and an oscar, why do you still love/lust for her....Hello! I am right here in you room, come on

Logan:No, because....

Translation: you had your chance in Swordfish, besides her legs are longer and after the unfinished business at the lab I have not been able to regain blood circulation on my brain....

LMAO!

 

[micky-fox]

Storm: "What the hell was that?"

Translation: "Logan, I wish you'd get the **** over yourself and let everyone share the glory... lord knows why they made you the center of attention in all three. I mean, really... your character is way over-written, and if mine wasn't so under-written, I would have totally fried your ass back there. You'd better watch your ass in X4, brother."

 

[Angamb]

Storm: "What the hell was that?"

Translation: "Logan, I wish you'd get the **** over yourself and let everyone share the glory... lord knows why they made you the center of attention in all three. I mean, really... your character is way over-written, and if mine wasn't so under-written, I would have totally fried your ass back there. You'd better watch your ass in X4, brother."

hahaha, love this. Halle needs a bigger role than Hugh, at least next time.

 

[PhoenixRisen]

Two for Dr. Kavita Rao, one of my favorites....

Dr. Kavita Rao: "Please, don't hurt him!"
Translation: "Careful! That's my sugar daddy!"
***
Dr. Kavita Rao: "Exceptional, isn't he?"
Translation: "Beast, you make me horny."
***
Oh and a related one:
Kid Omega/Quill: "It's okay. It'll be all right."
Translation: "Any last requests, *****?"

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

... Where'd u get a high quality version of x3?

 

[micky-fox]

hahaha, love this. Halle needs a bigger role than Hugh, at least next time.

Thanks. Ain't it the truth.

Magneto: "I know the scent of your adamantium from a mile away."

Translation: "I could smell your scrubby ass from a mile away."

Logan: "I didn't come here to fight you."

Translation: "Please... don't rip me apart. Please... I just came here to see Jean!"

Magneto: "Smart boy."

Translation: "You actually have some sense in that thick ass head of yours... what ever made you think that you alone could make a match for the master of magnetism? I'd thrash your ass a thousand times over before you could get within a hundred yards of me."

 

[oneteen]

Juggernaut: "I'm the Juggernaut b****!"

Trans.: "I'm only saying this because it's a popular on Youtube."

 

[micky-fox]

Logan: "Well it sounds like Jean had no choice at all."

Translation: "My lust for this woman clouds the part of my brain that actually makes this sentence valid."

Xavier: "I don't have to explain myself... least of all to you."

Translation: "I'm right, you're wrong, you hairy bastard... now get the **** out of my science lab."

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Thanks. Ain't it the truth.

Magneto: "I know the scent of your adamantium from a mile away."

Translation: "I could smell your scrubby ass from a mile away."

Logan: "I didn't come here to fight you."

Translation: "Please... don't rip me apart. Please... I just came here to see Jean!"

Magneto: "Smart boy."

Translation: "You actually have some sense in that thick ass head of yours... what ever made you think that you alone could make a match for the master of magnetism? I'd thrash your ass a thousand times over before you could get within a hundred yards of me."

I loved the smelly scrubby ass part so much !!!!

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Logan: Jean, no!!!! (soldiers shotting thousands of cure doses at her)

Translation: Oh, come on, we have already finished the fight, the bad, old guy is defeated, and now, now of all times you little, sodding soldiers have to arrive and shot her, Have you got any idea of how pissed she is going to be? of course you don´t care, but hey, it is my ladyfriend there, which means I won´t be getting any tonight if she is pissed and angry...Thanks, bub

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Beast: It used to fit

Translation: Beware mankind and mutantkind this thing might explode, I am warning you, do not come crying later on because a button has left you blind.

 

[micky-fox]

Beast: It used to fit

Translation: Beware mankind and mutantkind this thing might explode, I am warning you, do not come crying later on because a button has left you blind.

Haha. Nice one, Bruja.

Callisto: "If you're so proud of being a mutant, where's your mark?"

Translation: "Everyone look at my ****!"

Magneto: "I have been marked once, my dear... and no needle shall ever touch my skin again."

Translation: "You really like showing those off, don't you?"

 

[borinquenknight]

Yup, WeatherWitch is right, when in doubt blame Halle.

Good thing its not getting old or annoying.

Nope it never does.

 

[micky-fox]

Logan: "That was my last cigar!"

Translation: "I'm a dumbass!"

 

[bruja_escarlata]

You really love Logan, eh?

 

[gambitfire]

Storm: Since when did we become a disease. How can anybody in...

Xavier: Storm.......their announcing it now.

translation

Storm: come on you CAN deliver a line, your an oscar winner you can do
this......

Xavier: SHUT UP!!................ hey it worked.
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Xavier: In fact i though that perhaps you might take my place some day.

Storm: But..Scott's?...

Xavier: Scotts a changed man, He tooks Jeans death so hard;

Translation

Xavier: Thanks too FOX these poor children are stuck with you.

Storm: I'm getting Marsdens Roll?!!

Xavier: Oh come on Bitc# like you didn't see this coming. We all knew Marsden wouldn't be controlled by the balls like Jackamn.


Edit-

Logan: that was my last cigar

Translation

Logan: this is the best that i can deliver a line; here it, worship it, engrave it in your memories, if that doesn't work well then don't forget im hot.



*gag*