The Dark Knight You Know You're Obsessed With TDK When...

When you tell the people at a casino to "HIT ME!"
 
Someone shouts at you


You say: "Why so serious?!"
 
...When you bash all Batman media that ISN'T "TDK" ...

CFE
 
When everyday, when you're alone, you do The Joker's voice inside your house. Repeating the same lines over and over again until you get the tone right.

I can do the voice pretty well.
 
When everyday, when you're alone, you do The Joker's voice inside your house. Repeating the same lines over and over again until you get the tone right.

I can do the voice pretty well.

Guilty of that on several occasions.

BTW in your sig Doctor Jones, what happens on Nov. 4 2008? Because that's my Birthday and I don't want to lose.:csad:
 
Guilty of that on several occasions.

BTW in your sig Doctor Jones, what happens on Nov. 4 2008? Because that's my Birthday and I don't want to lose.:csad:

I believe he is talking about Election Day.
 
I was saying that you were correct, not passing judgment on the Election.

CFE
 
You know you're obsessed with TDK when...

... you're done eating and what's left on your plate reminds you of Two-Face

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When you win a dark knight costume contest you didn't even know was going on!!!! X)
When you paint your piggy bank to look like a Heath Ledger Joker X)
When you resite the entire begining scene with a friend on the way to school :)
 
You know you're obsessed with TDK (and BB) when....(and yes, these are all absolutely true)

-You cant watch American Psycho because that just cant be your Batman!

-At work one of the TV's in the office starts showing Batman Begins and everyone in the office instantly turns and looks as you...

-You work in a professional office yet your email signature includes..."Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith
rewarded"-Batman

-You have to go hungry at work because you have jokerized all of your dollar bills and now the vending machines wont take them

-You're definition of an awesome weekend night is watching BB then TDK right after

-You cant even start talking about the movie without wanting to run and watch it

-You spend way too many hours reading everything you can find about the Tumbler/Batpod

-You find this forum and are so excited, and think it may be the best forum in the world because you felt so alone being so obsessed

-There isnt another woman you have found to talk "Bat-talk" with

-You have accepted the fact that you're obsessed and dont care cause it's just too much fun!
 
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This is my 1st post, hello to everyone and yes I'm obsessed with the Batman. I have the computer wallpapers, Joker rintones, Joker dollars, seen both movies over forty times, at least!!!!!

When you keep a copy of the movies on every computer in your house, just in case.

When you order the Joker clown masks for Halloween even if there out of stock and probably won't get one till after the day.

When you have already made Joker pumpkin stencils for Halloween.

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When your instant reaction to someone calling you something is "No I'm not...No I'm Nottt"
 
When your instant reaction to someone calling you something is "No I'm not...No I'm Nottt"


OMG...I did that the other day....Pretty sure my wife called me crazy. She's great to Bat-talk with though, she loves it just as much as I do. :woot:
 
When the fan on your computer desk doesnt work so you"show it a magic trick" and it starts working again
 
When you ask a co-worker to grab your truck and cables and skyhook you out of the building.

When you tell a co-worker "Come on Batman lets get back to work"
 
When all you ever wanna wear is your Dark Knight shirts, hat and Joker gloves.
 

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