Hype Vegas

[The FallenAngel]

Superplex off the roof? DANGEROUS!!!

Good stuff hunter.

 

[Sabretooth]

Goddammit,ETM owned me.

 

[enterthemadness]

Goddammit,ETM owned me.

Like a pie at a weight watcher's convention.

Like a indie wrestler facing Umaga on Raw.

Like a can of beans....and chilli at a chilli festival.

Like the cake at a wedding.

Point is, You got owned by ETM!

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 10-The Finale

Socrates and Sarge made their way into the body of the casino,They could see Cine playing the slots and swigging a bottle of Vodka
In Hypestique Socrates spotted Robo and Showtime.

Socrates:"I'll take the two in Hypestique you take The leader"

Sarge weighed this up,he'd only have to fight one guy and his chance of living was better this way but he didn't want to look a *****

Sarge:"No way man i'll take the two"

Socrates:"The two in the Hypecito are MINE!"

Sarge:"ok then lets split"

Sarge smiled to himself on his smooth deception,he wasn't a coward but dammit if he didn't have more women to sex before he cashed in his chips and Jessica Biel was booked in for next month

Socrates approached with caution,Robo and Showtime were standing at opposite ends of the room

He had to wait for just the right moment.......they both were facing each other

As Robo turned away Socrates slid in along the floor shooting his machine gun at Showy and his Glock at Robo nailing Robo square in his metal plated chest...Robo hit the deck,Showy dove over the Hypestique bar as the bullets ricochet everywhere....As Showy staggered up Socrates threw his empty machine gun at Showy and it hit him in the face knocking him back down........just then Robo reared up and the metal codpiece on his his metallic trouser flipped down revealing a mini gatling gun,Robo smiled

Robo:"Meet Walther PPWang"

Socrates:"Oh asscheeks!"

He dove over the top of the bar onto showy and put his head down as the bullets sprayed

Robo stood up and began reloading his crotch

Robo:"The beauty of me is that i never fire blanks,the ladies don't call me thundernads for nothing"

Before he finished loading Socrates picked up Showtimes Glock and his own and dove over the bar flying through the air firing both guns at once,most bullets bounced off the mettle but one landed right between the eyes.....As Socrates hit the floor with a thud Robo toppled over backwards dead

Sarge could see Cine was engrossed in his game and decided to go for the cheap shot but his arm was unsteady due to the wound and he missed....Cine dove off his seat and grabbed his bottle of Vodka but left his gun.he hid behind the slot machines

Cine:"Ha,Stupid yankee can't shoot straight,just like your troops"

Sarge glowered

Cine:"In Russia we call men like you schadoskis"

Sarge:"Oh really well in The US we just call guys like you big girly men"

Cine:"Ahh your governer of California,Big Ahnuld,he is how you yankees say ? da bomb"

Sarge:"Not really but he was badass in Predator"

Cine:"I love his movies,they have big guns"

Sarge:"Yeah they are fun,do you think he will make True Lies 2 ?"

Cine:"I'm not sure but if he does it will be number 1 summer movie at box office and open to $62M and have 2 trailers,1 teaser,4 posters an international trailer and 9 TV spots"

Sarge:"..............Ok enough Starlin! I'm about to drill you like a porn chick at a ********"

Socrates struggled to his feet,both guns were smoking and empty ,he wiped his brow and then felt a weight crashing into his back,it was Showtime

He was now on top of Socrates forcing his head into the floor

Showtime:"You mad rocker boy cos i made Swiss cheese out of your girly ?"

Socrates struggled to get free

Showtime:"i'm sad i had to kill her,i would have liked to take her back to mother Russia and have her as my mistress,making sweet love to her buttocks every night

Socrates eyes fired up,he pushed up with all his might and got an arm free,he elbowed Showtime in the face and then spun him round and locked in a choke..........his part time training as an MMA fighter paid off,he held the choke until he felt Showtimes neck break.....Maggie was avenged

Socrates:"That was for you my angel"

Cine and Sarge prowled around the slot machine looking for an edge........Cine suddenly burst out and sprayed Vodka from his mouth into Sarge's eyes,he then got a lighter out and started using his mouth and the Vodka as a flamethrower......Sarge put his arms up to shield himself and his jacket caught fire,he rolled on the floor to put it out,Cine was out of Vodka so he turned the bottle upside down and started beating Sarge with it ....

Cine:"Pretty boy american,you Miami Vice reject,im gonna turn you into an ugly version of Cher after 3 bad surgeries and then take all your casino's money and how you Yankees say ? Live big pimpin style"

Sarge was starting to lose concessness

Cine:"I will be the worlds fir..........."

BANG!!!!

Blood ran down Cine's face from a hole in his head....Sarge looked to the side through his swollen eye and saw Big EX standing there with a gun smoking in his hand

Socrates and Big EX helped Sarge up and the three men went up to Big EX's office.........green was gone.......they couldn't figure it out so they went down to the vault and Pimpdaddy Sage,Spoons and their two safe crackers were lying dead on the floor with a a twisted look of pain on their face

Socrates:"What's that smell ?"

Big EX:"it smells like cyanide mixed with.........with hairspray"


.................


3 weeks Later on the french Riviera a man in a red leather crop top and tartan pants carrying two big suitcases approached a boat moored on the harbour.........it was green!.......a man was sitting on the boat in a red cardigan and wearing a trilby hat

green:"Im here precious and i got the moolah "

the figure turned around and smiled a fake looking grin...........it was MICHAEL JACKSON

MJ:"Achoo,Schmore ,Ow!.......you did it greeny,i was never gonna get out from under that mountain of debt,when you heard of those Russian mobsters plan to jack the Hypecito when you were cutting Sym's hair and you constructed a plan to fake my death and steal the money from under all their noses i never thought it would work but you did it....i love you"

green:"And i love you my alabaster prince.....Ive laundered all the money and got it in large untraceable bills......it's off to Rio for a life of sun sea and a bit of what does ya good lover"

they embraced passionately and french kissed

MJ:"are you sure they won't realise that it wasn't my skeleton ?"

green sat on MJ's knee as he started up the boat

green:"No it's Smooth seas ahead darling and I'm sure no one will miss that security guard"

The boat sped off towards a yacht anchored out in the ocean........no one ever saw Cconn again


THE END

 

[Socrates]

Haha, the end?

Heh. I liked when Cine called Sarge a "Miami Vice reject."

 

[Kmack]

I think its great to end a series on a good note, and this is no exception

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Well, I do rock the ever so perfect five o' clock shadow and pastel suits

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

damn it i died..

oh well i have a big weapon.

t:

 

[Bad Superman]

Well, I can't complain: I smoked a cigar, shot some people, punched a guy's brains out, was flashed by hot girls and was suplexed A LA Mick Foley into a limousine from 200 feet above. Not bad, not bad at all.

 

[enterthemadness]

Bad Superman had a good death.

Good story, hunter.

 

[green]

Me and MJt: t: t:

Im gonna have nightmares now.
That was superb Hunter.

 

[The Joker]

Very good story Hunter.

You've got a talent for writing

 

[The FallenAngel]

Great finale hunter.

I thought I killed Jacko though.

 

[Cinemaman]

Of course you are still in the game,you are down in the casino,i can only put so many characters and events in each chapter,this one was about the rooftop scene and the enterthemadness/Sabre finale

Yeah, now I get it.

BTW, excellent end and I loved your writing style

 

[Hunter Rider]

Thanks for the support and feedback Guys/Gals i appreciate it
Ive started a new fic called "Hype P.I." hope you all give it a try

 

[DBella]

Action-packed and so many badasses! Very good ending too. green and MJ... who'd have thought! My poor CConn.

Favorite scene has got to be enterthemadness biting Sabre's balls and kicking his ass... only to be killed by a Ferrari. How tragic. *wipes away tears*

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe, ì´d be the one spending the entire time with hookers - till I get drunk one night and marry one of them...