A Knight at the Hype

[Hunter Rider]

Part 6

Soc rained punches down on FA's head but the armour protected him and he got in a knee to Soc's groin sending him reeling in pain

Bella:"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD make them stop NDX they are throwing punchies and might break their nails"

Tzarinna:"pfftt like either of them can throw a punch that would hurt,look FA can't even get up his armour is so heavy"

Sabre:"Come on throw some kicks you *****es,lets see some MMA action!!"

Soc staggered to his feet but FA couldn't get up due to his armour

NDX:"Ok you two stop fighting and Soc don't be a hypocrite"

Soc:"What ?"

NDX:"Oh come on like i didn't guess that you'd laid the pipe to Miss Kmack"

Bella:"Awww Soccy you did some plumbing for Miss Kmack you are so talented and sweet"

Tzarinna:"I swear you are the worlds only living brain donor"

Soc:"NDX what are you accusing me of ?"

NDX:"Im not accusing you i am saying outright that you nailed miss Kmack"

Soc:"B....b....but how ?"

NDX:"You had the "My plums just saw action"look on your face when you came from her office and everyone knows she is a carpenters dream"

Bella:"She likes woodwork as well ?"

Sabre:"Technically heheheh"

NDX:"It means she is flat as a board and easy to screw!"

Soc:"I did it for the team man......for the good of the group"

Tzarinna:"And i bet you just hated it"

Soc:"That doesn't excuse Bella"

NDX:"I never said it did but at least Bella has the get out clause of being a complete idiot"

FA got to his feet

FA:"I think good squires and maidens that we need to put this down to casualties of war and move on,what is happening with sending me back to my time,i have wars to fight,chickens to eat and Damsels to rescue"

Sarge:"The date is tonight with Cine and Tzarinna,we get the flux capacitor tomorrow"

etm:"Suckas gots to know!"

Sarge:"That was random"

etm:"I wanted a line in this chapter fool"

Tzarinna:"Christ enough already,i need to get ready for my date with Cine"

Soc:"She's right,we need to make sure she doesn't mess this up"

Tzarinna:"Screw you i ain't that moronic airheaded waste of human flesh"

she pointed at Bella,Bella looked behind herself

Bella:"there's no one there Tzarinna"

Sabre came running down the stairs with his rubber doll Melinda

Sabre:"we have decided to make it a double date"

NDX:"Oh god kill me now"

The group all stared in horror

To Be Continued........

 

[NDX]

...

Chapter 7's going to be all kinds of wrong, isn't it?

 

[The FallenAngel]

This is some weird, twisted stuff hunter.

 

[DBella]

I can't wait to find out what happens during the double date. It should be interesting, especially with Melinda involved.

Btw, I like my "get out clause". I can get away with anything with that!

 

[enterthemadness]

I thought you were done with this, but I was thinking of another fan fic you wrote. Read the last few chapters. Gooooood stuff.

 

[Socrates]

I can't wait to find out what happens during the double date. It should be interesting, especially with Melinda involved.

Btw, I like my "get out clause". I can get away with anything with that!

A "get out clause" can only be used so many times though.

 

[Sabretooth]

Haha. FA is gold in this story.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 7

There was no convincing Sabre that taking a rubber doll to the restaurant was a bad idea and then Bella decided she wanted her and Soc to make it a triple date


Cine arrived around 7.00 and all 3 couples climbed into his hummer to head to be Box office Boutique Cine's favourite resteraunt,NDX was designated driver
Tzarinna had on a black rubber dress with chain straps and huge boots,Bella had a pink dress on with a furry pink hat,after a few minutes in the car Cine could bear it no longer and had to ask

Cine:"Sabre......Why do you....... how do you say in US...... get jiggy with a rubber woman ?"

Sabre:"It's a Latex compound dammit!......And she is a wonderful woman who takes care of all of my needs while avoiding smelling womany....ugh"

Bella:"I smell like roses"

Tzarinna:"yes and we can all smell you thanks to the four bottles you have on"

NDX:"Well at least she doesn't smell like cat piss"

Tzarinna:"What are you trying to say ?"

NDX:"Nothing dear just another of my worldy observations"

They arrived at the restaurant and NDX got out his gold edition of The Hobbit for an evenings reading while he waited for the diners

The three couples sat at separate tables and waiters came over to take their orders

TABLE 1 Soc and Bella

Waiter:"What can i get you ?"

Soc:"I'll have the shrimp cocktail for starters and the steak and fries for my main please

Bella:"I would like soup for my starter and chicken and potatoes for my main please........oh and Soccy ask him please"

Soc:".....*sigh* can you mash the potatoes and shape them like pony's please ?"

Waiter:"errrrrrrr yes sure"

TABLE 2 Sabre and Melinda

Waiter:"Can i take your order sir ?"

Sabre:"Yes I want the same as Soc but i want extra onions with my steak"

Waiter:"that's fine sir,meal shouldn't take long"

Sabre:"Excuse me.....what about my womans order ?"

Waiter:"............huh ?"

Sabre:"So you wanna take it there chump ?"

Waiter:"Not at all sir but how is your woman gonna eat it"

Sabre:"With her mouth fool!"

Waiter:"I can see trying to rationalize with a man whose date was born from a relationship between a dingy and a tonka toy is futile......what would madam like ?"

Sabre:"She's quiet I'll order for her.....She'll have the shrimp starter and ham salad for her main"

TABLE 3 Cine and Tzarinna

Waiter:"Can i take your order ?"

Cine:"What would you like my sumptuous babushka ?"

Before Tzarinna could answer the Amazing Lee and Gammy entered the resteraunt,they were exchange students from London and Cuba respectively and AML was Tzarinna's ex boyfriend,they split up when she caught him listening to Avril

AML:"Oy wut you doing wif my bird ya russki wanka!"

Cine:"bird ? i see no birds but i do see a great big Donkey scrotum"

Gammy:"Joo muss be lookin' in da mirror chico.....haha"

AML:"Tza why you gotta be like this babe ? it was only one song ?"

Cine:"Silence you spud,if stop you not do i'll swing you like a log "

Gammy:" Huh ?"

AML:"Nevermind that,i'll put my boot so far up your poohole that you'll be able to floss with my laces sunshine"

Cine reached for his fork and got out of his seat

Cine:"I will do you like dinner dickeye"

Tzarinna:"It's ********,jesus,Lee go away and stop acting like you are from Sarf Landan cos you're not,you went to Cambridge,you are like the inspector Morse of college kids,now sod off before i get pissed and end your life"

NDX burst in

NDX:"What in the name of god is going on here,it's like a friggin deportation meeting with rainbow bright,dahmer and cruella devil as special guests,Christ ive only gotten 2 pages of the Hobbit read"

Sabre:"Quit lying ,you have been supposedly reading that book for 3 years,we both know that you just pretend and are secretly beating off to your Alison Danger pics that you stash in the hardcover backing"

NDX:"how the hell......oh god......oh god no"

Sabre:"i thought you might find they were a little sticky last time you got them out as you usually keep them so pristine"

NDX:"You bastard!!!!!! is nothing sacred ?"

NDX leapt at Sabre and the two crashed through the table,Melinda went flying into the the near by log fire that set a homely glow in the restaurant

Sabre:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo my rubber biotch is melting"

NDX:"Ha screw you! watch her burn you sick freak while i punch you in the plums"

within minutes sirens could be heard

AML:"Hey up it's the fuzz! lets be on our toes sharpish like Gammy me lad"

Gammy:"AYE CARUMBA!"

The cops arrested NDX and Sabre and took them off in the cop car,the others settled back down to their meals and peace resumed.
Soc called Sarge who made his way there on foot to be the new designated driver.....the evening had not gone well so far

To Be Continued.........

 

[enterthemadness]

Good chapter.

 

[DBella]

A "get out clause" can only be used so many times though.

How many times exactly? How about the "dumb clause". I am sure that can be used so many times. Right? Right?

Btw, I am still mad at you for banging the principal!

 

[Sabretooth]

Ha!

 

[NDX]

Why?!

 

[Kmack]

One of the funniest chapters yet!up:

Btw, I am still mad at you for banging the principal!

Jealous?

 

[DBella]

One of the funniest chapters yet!up:


Jealous?

No. Too stupid to be jealous.

 

[Socrates]

How many times exactly? How about the "dumb clause". I am sure that can be used so many times. Right? Right?

Btw, I am still mad at you for banging the principal!

Any clause eventually runs out of uses.

And let me make it up to you, please? Anything you want.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Hahaha! Good chapter hunter.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Why?!

What ? you don't love the Danger ?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 8

The starters arrived and Bella sat staring at her soup with a puzzled look on her face

Soc:"Whats the mat........ohhhhh...."

Soc clicked his fingers

Soc:"Waiter can we have a straw for the soup please"

Bella:"Thanks Soccy i dunno what this funny looking metal thing is for,mommy never serves my soup without a straw"

Soc:"It's ok sweetie just enjoy your soup and i'll cut your chicken up for you when it comes"

Bella:"Yay! i love chicken's especially when they are little and yellow"

Soc:"........yeah........so you might wanna take your pink fur hat off it's warm in here"

Bella:"yes but it's cold outside"

Soc:" but...........nevermind"

Suddenly Sarge came bursting into the restaurant,the wind blew his clothes around but his mullet stayed straight and true

Sarge:"We have a major problem you guys need to come with me now!!!!"

They all left the restaurant and jumped into Cine's hummer and Sarge relayed the story

Sarge:"Just after you called another dude in armour arrived,he called himself Bored the viking warrior king"

Soc:"What the hell"

Bella:"oo ooooo ooo does he know Xena ?"

Tzarinna:"Shut your yap fool or i'll shove my foot so far down your throat you'll need to move my toes to take a crap!"

Bella:"Shut up skanky head,now you have me all vexed like when Barbie found out Ken had cheated on her with Cindy"

Soc:"SHUT UP!! jesus the pair of you need to put a sock in it,how the hell has this Bored got here"

Sarge:"I dunno i just nail poonani and oil my mullet to perfection you're the scientist"

Soc:"It must have been when FA came through the portal,the transgraphic wave impulsions opened up a separate portal elsewhere and brought this Bored guy through"

Bella:"did he come by train ? i love the train"

Tzarinna punched Bella in the head

Bella:"ouchies that hurt my headypoo's"

Tzarinna:"silence your stupidity is driving me insane"

Bella:"Well i hate your hair and you smell of weewee"

Cine:"Shut up babushkas we are here and large man in armour is fighting with other large man in armour,i feel like i am in Kevin Costner movie!"

As they all stepped out the hummer they saw etm lying on the ground with bits of his flesh lying next to him

Sarge:"What happened man ?"

etm:"I'm speed dieting,what the **** do you think happened ? that fool got his slice on and chopped bits of my flab off"

FA was going sword for sword with Bored in the middle of the street

Bored:"Hahahahahah you are no match for me,i have felled the large painted behemoth and now i shall strike thee down"

FA:"Not on your nelly i shall strike thee down with furious rage and swift damnation ya punkass b1tch"

Bored:"your newly discovered sorcery tongue does not phase me,by the bosoms of Helga of hades i shall rape pillage and plunder this land"

Bored took a huge swipe with his sword and cut FA's arm off

Soc:"oh **** he's in trouble"

Bella:"Don't worry i'll save him i watched She Ra!"

Bella ran towards Bored,her furry pink hat blew off in the wind however she didn't notice the uncovered manhole and fell straight down it

Bella:"YARRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh........."

Soc:"Bella!!!!"

Sarge:"No time i'll handle this"

Sarge stepped forward and called to Bored

Sarge:"Hey fartface you want some come get some"

Sarge saluted

Bored:"Puny otherworlder i shall slice thee in half and then have my way with the wenches"

Sarge pulled a tank out of his mullet and jumped in

Sarge:"How you like me now betch ?"

Bored looked stunned,Sarge fired a blast from the tank that took Bored out instantly

FA:"I know not what that fearsome steed is Sarge but i thank thee"

Sarge:"no probs homeslice"

Sarge put the tank back in his mullet

Soc:"Alright guys,lets get Bella out of the hole and etm to a hospital,then we have to bail NDX and Sabre out"

Tzarinna:"I guess we won't be getting that Flux capacitor now Cine"

Cine:"Oh of course you will,this is best night EVER!"t:

With that the group all laughed and thanked their lucky stars that no one had noticed two medieval warriors doing battle in the street or a tank firing off a round.....

To Be Continued........

 

[enterthemadness]

I got cut by Bored.

Good chapter.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Bwahaha. Awesome hunter.

 

[Nightwing 52]

Good work, hunter.

 

[green]

t:
Too funny Hunter.

 

[NDX]

What ? you don't love the Danger ?

On the contrary, but why did you let Sabre do that to her?!

And damn funny chapter.

 

[Hunter Rider]

On the contrary, but why did you let Sabre do that to her?!

And damn funny chapter.

She's a dirty girl and im twisted

 

[Kmack]

Real smooth Bella

hunter:heart: I want more!