Hype Vegas

[Hunter Rider]

I took this idea from the TV show Las Vegas......and gave it a hype twist

HypeVegas

Part 1

Main Cast

EXCELSCIOR(Big EX)-Boss of the Hypecito

Sarge-head of security

Doglips-head of surveillance

Bella-runner of the hypestique and daughter of Big EX

Holly Goodhead(Holly)-Casino host

Kmack-head of entertainment

Lobo-Chef at the Hypestique

Cconn-security guard

Masterchief(MC)-monitor surveillance technician

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It was another sun baked morning as Sarge and Doglips entered the Hypecito for another busy day

Doglips:"so how are things with you and Kmack ?"

Sarge:"they're touchy feely and not in the good 3 orgasms a night way"

Doglips:"damn man that sucks"

Sarge:"tell me about it......so are you still striking out ?"

Doglips:"awww man yeah,i don't know what it is but the Vegas honeys seem immune to my charms"

Sarge:"what makes you think you have charm ? hehehhehehe"

Doglips:"oh don't front playa Ive got Da charms trust me"

Holly was coming across the floor of the Hypcito towards Doglips and Sarge looking like a million bucks that had exchanged hands through a few thousand cash registers

Doglips:"hey there sweetcheeks"

Holly:"Drop dead!"

Sarge:"hahhahahha"

Doglips:"shut up"

In the Hypestique kitchen Bella and Lobo were arguing

Bella:"I NEED 100 quiche's by tonight for the bachelorette party"

Lobo:"you cannot expect moi to work with theeeeeez chicken eggs mondue!"

Bella:"they didn't have any Pheasant eggs left and why are you speaking with a french accent ? you're from Long Island"

Lobo:"It's how i create my masterpieces,i get into the cuisine ZONE!!!!"

with that he punched his own face a few times and got down to cooking.........there was a reason Lobo was known as the Ken Shamrock of Chefs.

Up in the surveillance room big EX was talking to MC as Doglips and Sarge entered

MC:"Dooodz come and checkors this new cam out we installed,i can see through chicks clothes"

Doglips:"Awesome!!!"

Big EX:"this is not why i had it installed,we can use it to see if anyone is bringing in any concealed communication or magnetic devices to use at the tables....."

Big EX's eyes narrowed

Big EX:"Zoom in on table 6 MC NOW!"

the camera zoomed in to reveal an attractive woman in a shimmering silver dress,her strap had slipped down and there appeared to be some escaped nipplage.EX grabbed his walkie talkie

Big EX:"We got a nipslip on table 6,security to table 6.........

Cconn:"What shall we do with her boss ?"

Big EX:"tell her to take a week off to think about her actions then she can return"

With that he turned to the guys

Big EX:"i'm still the best,eyes like a hawk i tells ya,I'm off for my morning Late' gentleman,contact me if anything major comes up

And so began another eventful day in Hype Vegas

To Be continued.............

 

[DOG LIPS]

MC:"Dooodz come and checkors this new cam out we installed,i can see through chicks clothes"

Doglips:"Awesome!!!"

Big EX:"this is not why i had it installed,we can use it to see if anyone is bringing in any concealed communication or magnetic devices to use at the tables....."

t:

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I wish it was in the three orgasms a night way.

 

[Morg]

The one mod that spends more time in Vegas isn't in it?

 

[DOG LIPS]

That's true, Morg lives there.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Didn't know that Morgwell the main cast is just the backbone,i will be adding new characters in as i go and now i can use yout:

I mean no one thought that was the final cast did they ? c'mon like i'm not gonna have FA in there

 

[Morg]

Didn't know that Morgwell the main cast is just the backbone,i will be adding new characters in as i go and now i can use yout:

I mean no one thought that was the final cast did they ? c'mon like i'm not gonna have FA in there

Better not having me and Holly in bed I'll have to kill you

 

[Lobo]

Good start yet again HR

 

[Fran]

Somebody wants to play.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Another awesome one hunter. I can't wait to read more.

 

[Mister J]

That's good stuff. This one may outdo the last.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

It's great so far. I hope the next chapter is just as good.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Can you add me in please? I would like to me a main villain in the plot if its ok?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 2

Sarge and Doglips had just started their morning rounds of the casino floor when Sarge's phone rings,it's Farmerfran at the front desk

Farmerfran:"Hey Sarge.your Sister Joliemendez(JM) is here and wants to see you"

Sarge:"Ok man i'll be down in a minute"

Doglips phone rang and it was Kmack

Kmack:"DL we have a problem on the 8th floor,Room 216 can you come up here ?"

Doglips:"Sure Kmack I'll be right there"

Sarge and DL split up and went to take care of business.......When DL reached Room 216 Kmack was waiting

Kmack:"the guests have been complaining of loud moaning and grunting noises coming out of the room,it's probably some oversexed holidaymaker but i thought i best get you to take a look"

Doglips:"Whose Room is it ?"

Kmack:"enterthemadness"

Doglips:"ok open the door"

They both stepped in and looked around,the sound was coming from the bathroom,as they approached they could see two legs sticking out of the toilet bowl
enterthemadness was a small dude,no more than 3 foot 6 and he had fell asleep on the toilet after a hard nights drinking and slipped into the bowl......he was stuck

Doglips:"Oh boy,well i ain't pulling him out,call FA"

within minutes a crazy eyed security guard hit the room,FA was kinda random and hairbrained but kept his job due to being Big EX's nephew

FA:"Ok homies what can i do for ya ?"

Doglips:"enterthemadness is stuck in the toilet bowl and i need you to get him out"

FA:"ok ok ok,i got it,i'll go to California and rent a one man sub,i'll then launch it off malibu peer and navigate my way to Vegas and locate the sewer system,i'll then track my way to the Hypecito pipeline and swim up through it and push the guy out of the toilet bowl from underneath"

FA stood there looking incredibly pleased and proud of himself

Doglips:"..................."

Kmack:"...................."

Doglips slapped FA across the back of the head

Doglips:"Idiot!..........just pull him out with your hands"

FA:"oh....ok then"

FA rushed over to the bowl and lent in to pull enterthemadness out,he lost his footing and slipped in.........now they were both wedged

Doglips slapped himself on the forhead

Doglips:"jesus christ,you couldn't make this shyte up...........get me Cconn"

Cconn arrived quickly

Cconn:"why the hell did you trust FA to do something that involved moving and thinking at the same time ?"

Doglips:" a lapse in judgement combined with FA's rep for getting the mucky jobs done......can you help ?"

Cconn:"luckily i know just the man for the job"

Cconn took out his Adam West cased mobile

Cconn:"Hi Zer00.....yeah...i got a job for you.......you'll be here in 10 ?.......cool"

downstairs at the front desk JM was waitng for Sarge

JM:"hey bro have you fixed me up with a job yet ?"

Sarge:"we've been over this,you're not working here,you're getting a medical degree and becoming a doctor"

JM:"Bastard,why should you have all the fun ?"

Sarge:"Fun ? i work here so you don't have to,i sacrifice so you can have a better life"

JM:"Oh puhhhhlease.......you dress in the finest designer clothes,eat the best food and have nailed 60% of the girls on the strip...."

Sarge:"70.......it's 70%"

JM:"............and you get paid while doing it,that's not sacrifice and if you don't get me a job i'll set a rumour off that you're gay!"

Sarge:"hahahaha you tried that already and it failed,my pimp game is tight in this town and other than an awkward incident with Randy Orton last time the WWE stayed at the Hypecito nothing came of your attempot to damage me"

JM:"ok then if you don't get me a job i'll go and work at Pimpdaddy Sage's club"

Sarge:"what ? his club is the biggest dive on the strip,it's full of ho's and ****s"

JM:"you should know you've slept with most of them"

Sarge:"that's hardly the point,you wouldn't dare go and work for Sage"

JM:"just watch me"

With that she swished her hair and stormed out of the hypecito

Back in the Room Cconn,DL and Kmack waited,suddenly loud opera music sounded in the room and in walked a man in brown overalls with slicked back hair and a monocle on his left eye

Zer00 reached into his pocket and switched off his i Pod

Cconn:"Hey man,see you still like to make an entrance"

Zer00:"If i didn't then I'd be the same as the rest of you"

they filled him in on the problem

Zer00:"i can take care of this....step back"

He pulled an uinflated Burger balloon out of his overalls and threw it into the toilet bowl,he pressed a switch on his watch and the burger balloon inflated pushing both FA and enterthemadness out of the bowl and onto the floor

Doglips:"Awesome man! thanks a lot"

Zer00:"K.......well my work here is done,if you need anymore help call me.......or not.....Spacey and good day"

With that he clicked on his i Pod again and left the room.........Doglips turned to Kmack

Doglips:"It's gonna be one of those days"

To Be Continued.........

 

[Hunter Rider]

Edit

 

[The FallenAngel]

Hahahaha. Awesome hunter.

 

[The Sage]

Great stuff.

"Pimpdaddy Sage is your hook up! Holla, if you hear me!"

 

[enterthemadness]

Oh crap. I'm a midget with a drinking problem..got stuck in the tiolet.. but at least I'm not an idiot! *cough FA cough*

Good job, Hunter. Once again FA rules. You and bored rule the hype fan fic place. I'm a distant third while DL doesn't place because he couldn't finish a story.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Lmao :d.

 

[Lobo]

I will surpass you all J/k love it HR. And Sage, you should have your name changed to Pimpdaddy Sage

 

[hippie_hunter]

Why the hell can't I make the smilie

 

[hippie_hunter]

Now I did

 

[Kmack]

*loves it*:heart:

 

[NDX]

Going to have to follow this one.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 3

Big Ex sat enjoying his morning Late',he looked up from his paper to see his wife Dew heading towards him,she was head to toe in versace and her hair was PERFECT,she had her pet penguin with her....

Dew:"Hi sexy Exy!"

She sat down at his table

Big EX:"Sweetheart i thought we had talked about you not calling me that in public"

Dew:"oh phooey,what's wrong with a little affection tiger ?"

Big EX:".........So what do i owe the pleasure ?"

Dew:"Ive brought two of my friends from the golf club to see you"

Big EX looked to his left and saw a couple coming towards them,the man had on brown slacks and an hawaiian shirt,he had a puddin' bowl haircut and glasses......the woman wore a black leather catsuit and had a shock of red hair....they sat down and the man introduced himself as Octavious(Ock) and his wife as Symbotica(Sym)........after a brief ice breaking chit chat Ock put forwarded a proposal.........When Big EX turned down the idea of wife swapping Ock made a business proposal

Ock:"I want to install my slot machines in your casino"

Big Ex pondered for a moment wondering if this was some kind of swinger slang and then realised it was a legit business offer

Big EX:"I tell you what,you put 10 of your machines on my casino floor for a weeks trial run free of charge and if they are popular we'll talk turkey"

Ock:"that's a deal then"

The 2 men shook hands on it and the four continued to chat..........

Sarge had caught up with DL,FA and Kmack who were just leaving enterthemadness room

Sarge:"hey guys everything ok ?"

Kmack stared a hole in Sarge

Kmack:"It was until you got here"

Sarge:"awwwwww c'mon Kmack let's not let the good thing we have go over a misunderstanding!

Kmack:"MISUNDERSTANDING!?!?!??!!?!...i caught you in bed with ALL the ***** Cat Dolls!!"

Sarge:"It wasn't how it looked,they were in town for the night and the Hypecito was booked out,i let them stay at my place as a favour and we all fell asleep talking, i swear it was nothing more than that!"

Kmack:"they were all half naked!!"

Sarge:"that's how they dress! it was all totally innocent"

Kmack:"Hmph"

She stormed off leaving DL,Sarge and FA standing in the hallway

FA:"so did you tap that PDC ass ?"

Sarge:"Sadly no"

Doglips:"hahahahaha the mighty Sarge struck out"

Sarge:"Hardly........they're all lesbians"

Sarge's phone rang,it was Farmerfran again

Sarge:"huh ?......woah....ok i'll get on it"

He closed his phone

Sarge:"ok guys we just got word Michael Jackson is coming to stay...he'll be here within the hour"

Doglips:"................"

FA:".................."

Sarge:"it's ok,he just wants to be taken to his room and left alone except one proviso.he refuses to flush his own toilet.......FA that'll be your job"

FA:"awwwwwww man if the girls find out my game will be shot"

Sarge:"FA...weve been over this,your future with women is gonna be about as prosperous as Bruce Willis barber"

40 minutes later Michael Jackson arrived and FA took him up to his room,his assistants unpacked his clothes and then left,MJ took a quick dump and signaled FA........FA manned up

FA:"ok MJ ive flushed your poopies can i go now ?"

MJ:"yes of course.........oh before you go it's a bit cold in here could you turn the heating up just a touch please? owcha!" he grabbed is crotch

FA:".............okidoki"

FA ran over to the heating control box but couldn't figure out how to turn the heating up so he just pressed all the buttons and turned all the knobs until all the red lights came on

FA:"ok it's done mr Jackson...bye"

MJ:"bye FA and remember together we can heal the world and i love you all"

The rest of the afternoon passed without incident and come the night everyone was confident that the bachelorette party would go well.....around 9 the 100 or so women all piled into the Hypestique for the bash

After about an hour or so of partying Bella came into the Hypestique kitchen

Bella:"Hey Lobo you did a wonderful job,the quiches are going down a treat.....one of the guests would like to meet you"

Lobo:"Cool beans"

In walked a tall woman in a tight black dress,her muscular thighs rippled through the silk material.........she introudcced herself as Martine(Marty)

Marty:"Oh Lobo those quiches were exquisite,i love a man that can cook"

Lobo blushed

Lobo:"well i did what i could"

Bella:"I'll leave you 2 to it"

They sat and talked for about another 10 minutes and then Marty shoved a key into Lobo's top pocket

Lobo:"What's this ?"

Marty:"I don't believe in beating around the bush........well not on the first date hehheheh...........ahem! you want me and i want you,come up to my room in about half an hour and we will roll back the hands of fate and encase ourselves in the magic of the human intertwinings of the soul"

Lobo:"........Huh ?......."

Marty:"we'll screw"

Lobo:"OH........ohhhhhhh.........right it's a date"

With that Marty left and Lobo ran up to his room to prepare for the action....Sarge was watching table 9 when his phone rang,it was Morg.......Morg was a doorman at Sage's club and pretended he was deaf and that way gathered all kinds of info from Sage's clientele as ppl talk when they think no one can hear them....he used the info gathered to blackmail some of Hype Vegas most prominent citizens under his alter ego Malice.....Sarge was one of the few that knew his secret

Morg:"just thought I'd let you know your sister has just took a job at Sages club"

Sarge:"WHAT??......ok i'll be there in 10"

Sarge ran out of the Hypecito and jumped in his 67 Mustang convertible,he sped across town and was at Sage's club within 10 minutes......Morg let him in and he approached the turnstile to enter the club proper.

Sitting at a booth near the entrance was pimdaddySage,he was wearing a lime green fur suit,a top hat and no shirt,he had a chain around his neck with a golden penis hanging from it

Sage:"YO!.........Sarge,long time no see bro"

Sarge:"hey Sage,i just came for my sister"

Sage:"well pay,you gotta pay to see the bootay hehehehe"

Sarge looked at Sage unamused

Sage:"look i can't be letting you up in my joint if you're gonna cause a ruckus"

Sarge stepped forward but Sage's enforcer Colossal Spoons(spoons) blocked his path

Spoons:"the bossman said no entry to his hizzy fruit booty"

Sarge smiled and then proceeded to knee spoons in the balls and palm thrust him in the nose before locking him into a choke hold......Spoons started to turn purple

Sage:"ok ok enough......you can go in"

Sarge:"thank you"

He released Spoons who fell to the floor,Sage kicked Spoons

Sage:"when i hired you,you said you had been in a lot of fights,you seemingly forgot to mention that you LOST them all!....B1tch" he kicked him again

Sarge entered the club,it was full of naked women dancing around poles and on tables,he knew most of them,it was like a living breathing little black book......across the room he saw the kitchen door open and out came a young waitress..it was JM.....Sarge rushed over

Sarge:"thank god you're just working as a waitress!"

JM:"What did you think i was gonna be ****ting it up ? this body is for a special man only,who will respect me and make sweet love to me nightly"

Sarge:"Ok i didn't need to know that last part........come on we are going"

JM:"nuh huh"

Sarge:"it's cool i got you a job working at Mystique for Bella,you can train to be a dealer in your spare time"

JM:"really?"

Sarge:"yes"

They hugged

Sarge:"now lets get out of here before one of these dancers realise who i am and that i never called them"

With that they made their way to Sarge's car

Back at the Hypecito Lobo had took a shower and put on his best Don Johnson suit,he was making his way to Marty's room humming the Bond theme for Thunderball.........he did this everytime he was about to score.........he'd sang the song twice in 28 years.......as he moved down the hall towards her room he started singing out loud and stopping every few paces to do the gunpose

Lobo:"And he STRIKES...........dun dun dun like THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRBALLLLLLLL"

he reached her door and knocked on it,she opened it wearing a black negligee and beckoned him in

on the casino floor FA hurried over to see Doglips and Bella who were standing chatting

FA:"Hey guys have you heard from Jacko since this morning ?"

Bella:"No why would he contact us,you were the only one seeing to him"

FA:" yeah i know but he hasn't called me since i checked him in and turned up the heating for him,surely he must have needed a piddle since then"

Doglips:"that does seem odd,i tell you what we'll go up and see him just to set your mind at ease"

The 3 of them made their way up to Jacko's room........sudenly Marty's door flew open and Lobo rushed out in only his homer simpson boxer shorts and vest,he hauled ass down the corridor like Carl Lewis with a firecracker up his ass and crashed straight into FA

Bella:"Woah Lobo what's up ? how did things go with Marty ?"

Lobo:"Sh....she....she's a HE!!!"

With that he ran on

Doglips:"pwnt"

FA:"hey DL was that the same as that time i tried to sleep with that guitarist ?"

Doglips:"No,that was just a man with long hair and your lack of sense"

FA:"oh"

They opened Jacko's suite door and peered in,no one was there,they moved fully into the room and Bella's eyes strayed to the bed.........she froze to the spot.........the bed was wet with a puddle of waxy goo and there was a skeleton and a wig lying on it

Bella:"HOLY BUTTCRACK!!!!........FA you've melted Michael Jackson!!!!"

Doglips:"..............."

FA:"............................"

To be Continued..........