Hype Vegas

hunter rider said:
Hey you had dialogue and a story,Twitch and Sava bit the bullet without a line:cwink:
Yeah about me having a penis tatto. lol, i feel like i'm being type cast in these stories.:o
 
Wilhelm will descend upon this place with the fury of a thousand alcohol fueled, sexed up suns. :csad:

Also, it wouldn't take a bullet wound for Kmack and Bella to tear off the dresses for me. :o
 
Sarge 2.0 said:
Also, it wouldn't take a bullet wound for Kmack and Bella to tear off the dresses for me. :o

Getting into character i see,i like method acting:woot::oldrazz:
 
You know I wouldn't have attempted to save JAL.

This is great man, even if I was taken out early. Looking forward to the next part.
 
Part 6

The horsemen divided the their hostages up into 3 groups
Big Ex,Dew and green were taken up to big Ex's office to be guarded by Ock and Sym
Bella,Sarge,FA,Lobo and Kmack were taken to the kitchen and a guard was posted on the door
The remaining partygoers were kept in the Hypestique and were guarded by Showtime and Robo
Cine sent his remaining 5 mercs to patrol the Hypecito in case they had missed anyone while Sage,spoons and their two boys worked on the vault door

Doglips had slipped away and was hiding in the toilets when he heard one of the mercs coming
he slipped behind the door and kicked the bin over,the merc heard it and swung open the door,unfortunately it hit DL square in the face and knocked him clean out
The merc looked around and left

Completely oblivious to what was happening was enterthemadness,he had sworn off parties and drink after the toilet incident and had instead snuck out to the pool to ride the slides that he usally wasn't allowed to due to height restricitions

High above him in his room stood Sabretooth,rifle cocked aim set,enterthemadness was his target
Sabre had been hired by enterthemadness' ex wife Tzarinna to kill him so she could claim on his unchanged will
see enterthemadness had won the lottery and was detimened to blow all $30M on the good times after spending most of his life as a catalogue model for midget sportswear

Sabre couldn't get a clear shot and decided to take out his garrotting wire and make this personal

Up in Big Ex's office Ock was waxing lyrical

Ock:"ahhhhh the life of the top level casino boss,it must be nice,having the lives of all these try hards at your fingertips,able to extinguish them in an instant"

Big Ex:"That might be how you work but I'm all about the love punk"

Sym grabbed Dew by the hair

Sym:"Watch your tongue"

green:"Oh god be careful! you don't get that look from a bottle of Sassoon and a $20 rinse and blow"

Ock:"hehehe,you ppl make me sick with your expensive ridiculous overdone haircuts"

green:"Now just a minute there hombre,that haircut is far from ridiculous chico"

Ock shot him a glance

Ock:"Bah! i came up on the streets of New York,kicked out the house at age 16 i had to fend for myself taking any odd job i could find,after 4 years of washing cars,busing tables and serving drinks i decided to aim high"

green:"you joined the Chippendale's ?"

Ock:"Hardly!....I robbed a bank......i was living high on the hog for a month and then i was caught and sentenced to 4 years in jail....when i got there i had no angle,i wasn't gang affiliated,i had no connections,that first year i serviced more men than Jenna Jameson:csad:...."

green:"ooooooo arrest me now officer...........take me to the big house!"

Ock:"..........I started smoking,that helped as i traded cigs for info and garnered enough dirt on various ppl to get myself in with the prison's top dog Drakon.....I also became friends with a kindly old guard named C Lee who was retiring to a farm he had bought one year before my release and offered me a job"

Big EX:"hehe from the big house to the outhouse"

Ock:"Meh when i got there a year later it was a lousy place,the farm was falling to pieces and we exsisted on turnip cordial and horseh1t sandwitches"

Dew:"Hahahah damn you are an unlucky bastard"

Ock snarled at her.....

Ock:"6 months later Sym came into town,damn she tore that place apart,a wild stallion of a woman,we hooked up and went at it like rabbits.
she convinced me to kill C Lee and we took all his savings and sold his farm to an unscupulous developer.......it's been sex and cash ever since right baby!?"

Sym purred and the two started making out..........Big Ex and Dew saw their chance and charged them,Dew taking Sym and Big Ex taking Ock,it was just like how they met at the wichita inter gender tag team wrestling league in 72

Ock mounted Big Ex and started choking him,green decided to help out,he balled up his fist and punched Ock in the back of the head.....green's wrist shattered......Ock didn't seem to realise he'd been punched
Dew used her rapidfire punching course to her advantage and hit Sym in the stomach 152 times in 10 seconds,Sym's guts exploded and her intestines fell out,Dew grabbed them and proceeded to choke Doc to death with them......Big Ex got to his feet and dusted himself down

Big Ex:
"Time to take my Casino back!!!"


To Be Continued............
 
:cmad: come and get me, Sabre! *takes out sword*

Good chapter. :csad: Dew destroyed S....im...Sym.
 
Glad you like it Cine,I always knew you were Russian mob:D
 
hunter rider said:
Glad you like it Cine,I always knew you were Russian mob:D

Yeah, I am. So where is my favorite vodka? :D Without it, I can't be easy in killing of people (after all, this is very serious hobby) ;)
 
Nice homage to Garth Ennis' Fury with the whole intestines strangulation bit. :o:up:
 
The last 2 chapters were pretty intense with the hostage situation but you got a good mix of humor in them to balance it out. Love it! :up:

Btw, I didn't realize that green is so...uhhmmm.... flamboyant. :o
 
Sarge 2.0 said:
Nice homage to Garth Ennis' Fury with the whole intestines strangulation bit. :o:up:

I have no idea what that is it just sounded like something from a random horror movie in my head:csad:
 
DBella said:
The last 2 chapters were pretty intense with the hostage situation but you got a good mix of humor in them to balance it out. Love it! :up:

Btw, I didn't realize that green is so...uhhmmm.... flamboyant. :o


I didnt either.:csad:

But it's f'in hysterical.:woot: :up:
 
DBella said:
The last 2 chapters were pretty intense with the hostage situation but you got a good mix of humor in them to balance it out. Love it! :up:

Btw, I didn't realize that green is so...uhhmmm.... flamboyant. :o

Thanks:yay:

green is a man of many mysteries:woot:
 
I might miss your next few chapters. :(
 
hunter rider said:
green is a man of many mysteries:woot:


You have no...




Oh wait, yeah you do.:csad: :cwink: :woot:
 
Part 7

Sabre approached the poolside and hid in the bushes,he realised that he would have to sneak up behind enterthemadness on his knee's

enterthemadness was standing pondering what slide to try next when Sabre made his move,he scuttled out the bushes on his knees and headed towards enterthemadness but knelt on some chewing gum

Sabre:
"agh goddammit Ive got chewy knee!"

enterthemadness spun round to see Sabre on his knee's holding his garroting wire
He had no doubt what was afoot but for the first time in his life he was standing eye to eye with someone not in kindergarten and it made him feel good

enterthemadness:
"Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh,so this is how it's all gonna play out,well mister I'm up for the challenge"

He started throwing lefts and rights and kicks,Sabre toppled sideways and fell in the pool
enterthemadness knew once he came out he'd be back on his feet so he quickly ran up to the top of the slide and slid down it,crashing off the end and launching into Sabre's face with both feet

enterthemadness pulled himself out of the pool

enterthemadness:
"Damn! i didn't know i had it in me,i'm a goddamn badass"

Suddenly he heard the water splash and he turned around to see Sabre coming out of the water shaking and growling like Hulk Hogan on steroids hulking up............so yeah like Hulk Hogan hulking up

enterthemadness made a run for it but Sabre chased after him,they made it out onto the strip
enterthemadness jumped onto a nearby scooter and Sabre Jacked an old couple and stole their Mini and the chase was on

Sarge,Kmack,FA,Bella and Lobo sat deflated in the kitchen wondering what to do
Sarge felt useless and as if this might be his waterloo

Sarge:"Kmack,you and Bella should make out"

Kmack:"Why ?"

Bella:"To distract the guards right Sarge ?"

Sarge:"errrrrrr......yeeesss....that's it"

The two girls started making out despite the the fact the guard was on the other side of the door

Lobo farted

Lobo farted again

Lobo farted again and again and again

10 minutes passed

Bella:"Sarge! can we stop now,it's not working and my jaw is aching":csad:

Lobo farted a few more times

Sarge got an idea

Sarge:"Yeah stop girls it's cool.........Lobo dude what is with you and the farting,can't you stop ?"

Lobo:"No,sorry i need the toilet really bad"

Sarge:"No problem,ive got an idea,Come here FA and bring that box of matches"

FA ran over and Sarge filled everyone in on the plan,

Sarge:"Lobo take your pants off and bend over with your ass facing the door,FA you straddle him also facing the door and when Bella and Kmack make a ruckus you light a match,as the guard opens the door hold it over his ass and it will create a flamethrower"

Everyone sighed at this revolting plan but it was their only hope

Everyone took up oppositions and Lobo started farting more frequently......perhaps with some follow through

FA held his breath as they waited for Sarge's signal,FA forgot to breathe and fell face first into Lobo's ass,Lobo busted out a stormer,FA shot up

FA:
"Jesus Christ!!!!! this must be worse than death"

Sarge:"Take your postion FA":cmad:

FA:"But Sarge it's stinky":csad:

Sarge:"Man up soldier":cmad:

FA resumed his position,Bella and Kmack started banging pots and pans,the guard open the door and FA did his thing........The guard was toast

Sarge staggered to his feet and took the guards gun,Lobo ran to the toilet

Sarge:"ok get your sh1t together ppl,wer'e gonna show these Russkies who owns this place"


To Be Continued..............
 
green said:
I didnt either.:csad:

But it's f'in hysterical.:woot: :up:
Wanna come over my place this weekend to do my hair and nails? :o
 
Bella/Kmack makeout cancels out the farts and ass that dominate the rest of that part. :up:
 

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