A Knight at the Hype
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O my gosh, Kmack... I like... love it too!!Kmack said:Bella = the stereotypical dumb blonde *loves it*
Great work hunter
Wanna go shopping? 
Why do you have to be so mean to me?tzarinna said:I'm loving it, .
I'm such a tool.
Don't hate me coz I'm.... DUMB.
Hey, hunter... when the heck are you gonna post the next chapter? Do it now! *starts stomping feet*
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Part 4
They arrived at NDX's mansion and entered.Soc admired the Posche's in the driveway
Soc:"Wow man you are more loaded than i had imagined"
NDX:"Money can't buy you happiness or even an 8 inch penis"
Tzarinna:"You're clearly going to the wrong doctors"
Bella stood looking at the kitchen door puzzled
NDX:"turn the nob to the left and push Bella"
Bella:"Teehee you said Nob"
Bella entered the kicthen and as the others made to enter someone came running down the stairs.....it was NDX's brother Sabretooth
Sabre:"Whats cooking assface"
NDX:"Not much you scrawny genital wart"
Sabre:"Who the **** is the clown in the armour ?"
FA spun round
FA:"Clown ? i assure you young scallywag i am no mere jester"
Sabre:"Bwahahahahahaha what you smoking fool?!"
NDX:"*cough*I thought you were going out with melinda tonight,where is she ?"
Sabre:"She has a headache,she's upstairs in bed"
Soc:"You're allowed to have girls sleep over ?"
NDX:"Not exactly.......it's complicated"
Sabre:"Not really hater,just cos you got no woman"
Sabre stomped out of the room
Soc:"Ok im lost"
NDX:"Melinda is a blow up rubber doll.........oh god the shame"
Soc:"each to their own man.....maybe he is just practicing"
NDX:"No he says Melinda is perfect as she has a nice rubbery odour,he says.....women "smell funny"......and wants nothign to do with them in a relationship"
Tzarinna:"Sick freak! i guess he's a male chauvenist pig"
NDX:"Oh no he likes them enough as people he just thinks they have an off putting smell so he doesn't want to get to close"
Bella:"Can i play dress up with Melinda ?"
Soc:"It's not that kind of doll Bel"
Tzarinna:"My god i swear some woman *********ed with a bottle of stupid spray and you were created"
Bella:"No i was delivered by Doves"
NDX leant into Soc
NDX:"And you want to date her ?"
Soc:"errr.......she's sweet"
FA:"And got a hell of a rack!"
Soc and NDX stared at FA
FA:"What ? im from another time period i aint queer"
Soc:"Hey NDX you got three new messages"
NDX clicked a button on the kitchen phone
The first two messages were selling hair products but the last was from his father
NDX's pops:"Hey son things are going well at the TVA retreat,im gonna be an extra couple of days as we have a get butch get manly course at the local marine base..see ya in a week"
Bella:"Whats TVA stand for"
NDX:"Terrific Vietnam soliders"
The kitchen door swung open
Sabre:"LIES!! man you live in the river denial,TVA stands for Tranvestites anonymous"
Soc:"wow errrrr so has he had the snip ?"
Sabre:"Christ no he just tucks b1tch"
NDX:"Hey still standing here dying on the spot...yes that's me"
Bella:"What's a trans thingy ?"
NDX:"It's like transformers,he specialises in robots"
Sabre:"No it means he would like to wear what you're wearing"
Bella:".......
......"
Tzarinna:"Bloody hell it means he likes wearing womens clothes like you and me"
NDX:"Actually i'd say you kind of stand in the middle"
FA:"Wait are you saying that the squire who sired NDX likes wearing wenches garments ?"
Soc:"Yes"
NDX:"Dear god will it ever end,even the knight and the bubblehead are in on my shame now"
FA:"Nothing wrong with it,i always like a good dress to relax in"
Soc:"huh ?"
FA:"You think it's comfy in this armour ?"
Soc:"Fair point...."
There was a knock at the door,NDX let etm and Sarge in,etm was limping and Sarge looked disturbed
Soc:"Ok now we are all here lets work out how we are gonna send FA back"
To Be Continued.......
They arrived at NDX's mansion and entered.Soc admired the Posche's in the driveway
Soc:"Wow man you are more loaded than i had imagined"
NDX:"Money can't buy you happiness or even an 8 inch penis"
Tzarinna:"You're clearly going to the wrong doctors"
Bella stood looking at the kitchen door puzzled
NDX:"turn the nob to the left and push Bella"
Bella:"Teehee you said Nob"
Bella entered the kicthen and as the others made to enter someone came running down the stairs.....it was NDX's brother Sabretooth
Sabre:"Whats cooking assface"
NDX:"Not much you scrawny genital wart"
Sabre:"Who the **** is the clown in the armour ?"
FA spun round
FA:"Clown ? i assure you young scallywag i am no mere jester"
Sabre:"Bwahahahahahaha what you smoking fool?!"
NDX:"*cough*I thought you were going out with melinda tonight,where is she ?"
Sabre:"She has a headache,she's upstairs in bed"
Soc:"You're allowed to have girls sleep over ?"
NDX:"Not exactly.......it's complicated"
Sabre:"Not really hater,just cos you got no woman"
Sabre stomped out of the room
Soc:"Ok im lost"
NDX:"Melinda is a blow up rubber doll.........oh god the shame"
Soc:"each to their own man.....maybe he is just practicing"
NDX:"No he says Melinda is perfect as she has a nice rubbery odour,he says.....women "smell funny"......and wants nothign to do with them in a relationship"
Tzarinna:"Sick freak! i guess he's a male chauvenist pig"
NDX:"Oh no he likes them enough as people he just thinks they have an off putting smell so he doesn't want to get to close"
Bella:"Can i play dress up with Melinda ?"
Soc:"It's not that kind of doll Bel"
Tzarinna:"My god i swear some woman *********ed with a bottle of stupid spray and you were created"
Bella:"No i was delivered by Doves"
NDX leant into Soc
NDX:"And you want to date her ?"
Soc:"errr.......she's sweet"
FA:"And got a hell of a rack!"
Soc and NDX stared at FA
FA:"What ? im from another time period i aint queer"
Soc:"Hey NDX you got three new messages"
NDX clicked a button on the kitchen phone
The first two messages were selling hair products but the last was from his father
NDX's pops:"Hey son things are going well at the TVA retreat,im gonna be an extra couple of days as we have a get butch get manly course at the local marine base..see ya in a week"
Bella:"Whats TVA stand for"
NDX:"Terrific Vietnam soliders"
The kitchen door swung open
Sabre:"LIES!! man you live in the river denial,TVA stands for Tranvestites anonymous"
Soc:"wow errrrr so has he had the snip ?"
Sabre:"Christ no he just tucks b1tch"
NDX:"Hey still standing here dying on the spot...yes that's me"
Bella:"What's a trans thingy ?"
NDX:"It's like transformers,he specialises in robots"
Sabre:"No it means he would like to wear what you're wearing"
Bella:".......
......"Tzarinna:"Bloody hell it means he likes wearing womens clothes like you and me"
NDX:"Actually i'd say you kind of stand in the middle"
FA:"Wait are you saying that the squire who sired NDX likes wearing wenches garments ?"
Soc:"Yes"
NDX:"Dear god will it ever end,even the knight and the bubblehead are in on my shame now"
FA:"Nothing wrong with it,i always like a good dress to relax in"
Soc:"huh ?"
FA:"You think it's comfy in this armour ?"
Soc:"Fair point...."
There was a knock at the door,NDX let etm and Sarge in,etm was limping and Sarge looked disturbed
Soc:"Ok now we are all here lets work out how we are gonna send FA back"
To Be Continued.......
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Awesome hunter...except, I never wear dresses!
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Good update, man. <----that's my face when I read your fan fiction. Sometimes this too *insert laughing icon*
<----that's my face when I read your fan fiction. Sometimes this too *insert laughing icon*
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Great update hunter
(thanx for the heads up btw
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*just watched Clueless*
(thanx for the heads up btw)Stellar! I need to break in my red Mary Janes before school tomorrow anywayDBella said:O my gosh, Kmack... I like... love it too!!
*just watched Clueless*
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Hehe! That's my favorite like of the chapter.tzarinna said:Tzarinna:"My god i swear some woman *********ed with a bottle of stupid spray and you were created"
Great stuff,Hunter.
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Part 5
The group sat up all night as Soc explained he needed a new Flux capacitor in order to make the time machine work again *rip off alert!* AKA like im gonna research time machines for this
In the morning it was time to drive to school and the desicion was made to leave Bella with FA at NDX's house
They arrived at school and immediately began looking for Russian exhange student Cinemaman as he had black market connections that could get them what they need
NDX:"Soc why did we leave Bella of all ppl with FA ?"
Soc:"Because she would blab if we brought her with us,can you imagine her keeping a secret like FA ?"
NDX:"More so than i can imagine her explaing that he came from another century,are you sure she still doesn't think he came from Europe ?"
etm:"Enough jibber jabber there's Cine"
coming towards them in a long black coat with the Cine family crest on it was Cinemaman,Russian box office analyst at the age of 15 had earnt a scholarship to the US through indie film-making despite his families wealth he was an entrepreneur and did things his way
Cine:"Hey comrades how is you on this day of sun ?"
Sarge:"Were' sexy beasts how goes it Cine "
Cine:"Ha you know all cavills and tuggings.......so Soc what you want ?"
Soc:"I need a Flux capacitor and quickly"
Cine:"Hmmmmmmm can be done but not cheaply"
Soc:"That's ok NDX can cover it"
NDX:"Oh yes of course i mean I'll have no problem explaining away the credit card bill when it shows that we paid a huge wedge to some guy in Moscow for an undisclosed item"
Cine:"The fund will not be required,i require a date with that fiery western babushka Tzarinna!"
Tzarinna:"Nu huh you're not getting near my bush ya Gorbachev looking little mother****er"
Cine:"Mmmmmmm i lovers it!"
t:
NDX:"God dammit take one for the team ya greasy b1tch,ive got my brothers latex "girls smell"fetish out in the open and my pops tuck and swoosh kink exposed not to mention ive got a knight from another century staying at my house and being looked after by a girl who has trouble opening a door.......suck it up Tzarinna"
Tziranna:"Ok,jesus whatever!"
Cine:"Excellent it's a dateski.....i shall make some calls and get you your flux capacitor by tomorrow"
The group went to class and were just starting the days work when over the tannoy Cmill's voice was heard
Cmill:"Socrates to principal Kmacks office right away,thats right away!"
Soc stared at the others and made for the office,prinicpal Kmack was a HILF and when Soc arrived she was standing at her desk all heels and tight suit
Kmack:"Come in Soc,i know what you've been doing"
Soc:"errrrr........"
Kmack:"Don't play coy with me i know you did Bella's homework and test paper for her"
Soc:"Ohhhhhhh yes im sorry,how did you know ?"
Kmack:"It didn't appear to have been written by a 7 year old on a sugar high"
Soc:"Oh i see"
Kmack:"not to worry im not gonna report you,we can come to an arrangement"
She pushed her foot against Soc's leg and smiled.....he suddenly had flashbacks to his fav porn series "My first sex teacher" he began to wonder if he could betray Bella,could he do that and would she even understand if he did
Kmack:"Lets cut to the chase i want to feel the fire of your brainy loins,i demand and crave your rumoured 7 inches of unbridled meatitude,im built like a woman 10 years younger and my engine does 0-60 in under a second baby!"
Soc:"*Gulp*..........OK!"
he dove on top of her and they fell back onto the desk
Kmack:"Oh yes Soccy SPANK ME!!!"..........
Soc met back up with the others at lunch time
NDX:"Jesus Soc where have you been ?"
Soc:"Ive been in the principle"
Tzarinna:"Huh ?"
Soc:"In her office i mean"
NDX:"I see well Tzarinna is going out with Cine tonight so we should be all set for the sending of the Knight tomorrow"
The rest of the day passed slowly and Soc finally cleared his head.
When they arrived back at NDX's FA was having a large glass of Soda and discussing the pros and cons of Melinda with Sabre,Bella was standing in the kitchen smiling
Soc:"Hey guys what you been doing ?"
Bella:"Ive been polishing FA's Sword"
Sabre:"More like Sucking his sword"
FA:"errrrr ye olde medieval technique for the best results ya know"
Bella:"Yup no spillages indeedy,yummy yummy all in my tummy"
Soc glared at FA and then leapt at him,the fight was on
To Be Continued.........
The group sat up all night as Soc explained he needed a new Flux capacitor in order to make the time machine work again *rip off alert!* AKA like im gonna research time machines for this
In the morning it was time to drive to school and the desicion was made to leave Bella with FA at NDX's house
They arrived at school and immediately began looking for Russian exhange student Cinemaman as he had black market connections that could get them what they need
NDX:"Soc why did we leave Bella of all ppl with FA ?"
Soc:"Because she would blab if we brought her with us,can you imagine her keeping a secret like FA ?"
NDX:"More so than i can imagine her explaing that he came from another century,are you sure she still doesn't think he came from Europe ?"
etm:"Enough jibber jabber there's Cine"
coming towards them in a long black coat with the Cine family crest on it was Cinemaman,Russian box office analyst at the age of 15 had earnt a scholarship to the US through indie film-making despite his families wealth he was an entrepreneur and did things his way
Cine:"Hey comrades how is you on this day of sun ?"
Sarge:"Were' sexy beasts how goes it Cine "
Cine:"Ha you know all cavills and tuggings.......so Soc what you want ?"
Soc:"I need a Flux capacitor and quickly"
Cine:"Hmmmmmmm can be done but not cheaply"
Soc:"That's ok NDX can cover it"
NDX:"Oh yes of course i mean I'll have no problem explaining away the credit card bill when it shows that we paid a huge wedge to some guy in Moscow for an undisclosed item"
Cine:"The fund will not be required,i require a date with that fiery western babushka Tzarinna!"
Tzarinna:"Nu huh you're not getting near my bush ya Gorbachev looking little mother****er"
Cine:"Mmmmmmm i lovers it!"
t:NDX:"God dammit take one for the team ya greasy b1tch,ive got my brothers latex "girls smell"fetish out in the open and my pops tuck and swoosh kink exposed not to mention ive got a knight from another century staying at my house and being looked after by a girl who has trouble opening a door.......suck it up Tzarinna"
Tziranna:"Ok,jesus whatever!"
Cine:"Excellent it's a dateski.....i shall make some calls and get you your flux capacitor by tomorrow"
The group went to class and were just starting the days work when over the tannoy Cmill's voice was heard
Cmill:"Socrates to principal Kmacks office right away,thats right away!"
Soc stared at the others and made for the office,prinicpal Kmack was a HILF and when Soc arrived she was standing at her desk all heels and tight suit
Kmack:"Come in Soc,i know what you've been doing"
Soc:"errrrr........"
Kmack:"Don't play coy with me i know you did Bella's homework and test paper for her"
Soc:"Ohhhhhhh yes im sorry,how did you know ?"
Kmack:"It didn't appear to have been written by a 7 year old on a sugar high"
Soc:"Oh i see"
Kmack:"not to worry im not gonna report you,we can come to an arrangement"
She pushed her foot against Soc's leg and smiled.....he suddenly had flashbacks to his fav porn series "My first sex teacher" he began to wonder if he could betray Bella,could he do that and would she even understand if he did
Kmack:"Lets cut to the chase i want to feel the fire of your brainy loins,i demand and crave your rumoured 7 inches of unbridled meatitude,im built like a woman 10 years younger and my engine does 0-60 in under a second baby!"
Soc:"*Gulp*..........OK!"
he dove on top of her and they fell back onto the desk
Kmack:"Oh yes Soccy SPANK ME!!!"..........
Soc met back up with the others at lunch time
NDX:"Jesus Soc where have you been ?"
Soc:"Ive been in the principle"
Tzarinna:"Huh ?"
Soc:"In her office i mean"
NDX:"I see well Tzarinna is going out with Cine tonight so we should be all set for the sending of the Knight tomorrow"
The rest of the day passed slowly and Soc finally cleared his head.
When they arrived back at NDX's FA was having a large glass of Soda and discussing the pros and cons of Melinda with Sabre,Bella was standing in the kitchen smiling
Soc:"Hey guys what you been doing ?"
Bella:"Ive been polishing FA's Sword"
Sabre:"More like Sucking his sword"
FA:"errrrr ye olde medieval technique for the best results ya know"
Bella:"Yup no spillages indeedy,yummy yummy all in my tummy"
Soc glared at FA and then leapt at him,the fight was on
To Be Continued.........
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Hahaha, Bella is all mine!
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up: I was a bit um...aggressive
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Hehehehe...DBella said:You mean I wasn't literally polishing your sword?!
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