Alright, as promised... the WEEKLY SUPERMAN NO NEWS RECAP!
This week, Dr. Kevorkian died. Despite a name that sounds like a comic book supervillain and the fact that his contraversial practice of euthanasia has caused some people to brand him a murderer, Dr. Kevorkian never crossed paths with the Man of Steel. We just brought him up because, well... what the hell else is there to talk about?
Also this week, Ryan Gosling's name was mentioned in connection with Superman! What is the connection you might ask? Might this young, popular, extremely talented young actor be appearing in Zack Snyder's Man of Steel?!!!
Wait for it...
NOPE! The big scoop this week is that Gosling turned down a role in the film! But wait... maybe this will at least give us a clue as to other characters that might be in this film, right? Maybe Gosling was in consideration for Lex Luthor, a key role that has yet to be cast! Well, here's the part that makes this a NO NEWS EXCLUSIVE... we don't have a f**king clue! Truth be told, we're not even sure if the story about Gosling has any truth to it whatsoever. But we're sure about one thing. As of right now... Ryan Gosling has nothing to do with the new Superman movie!
Finally, this week we got a picture of DC's apparently revamped concept of Superman (in the comics). It's not a drastic departure, but fans will note the high collar, the altered Superman "S" and the apparent lack of briefs. Some have speculated that this could be a glimpse of what Superman's costume will look like in the Man of Steel film.
Well, NO NEWS has an answer for you: again, we've have no f**king idea! But we do know that the changes in the comic were made specifically to appease Jim Lee, who still can't draw a traditional Superman "S." When asked to elaborate, Lee gave the following explanation: "Yeah, I don't really give a crap because it's an easy paycheck for me. Everyone just kisses my ass and tells me how great I am, so when I wake up one day and decide to change the 'S' symbol to a backwards 'Z' sort of thing, they're like, 'Okay, no problem, Jim! We'll just revamp the entire universe!' It's pretty sweet."
And so there you have it. Get ready this weekend for another SUPER NO NEWS SUNDAY in which we'll find out more actors that WON'T be appearing in Man of Steel. Also, don't miss The Killing on AMC, just because it's better than any of the other crap on TV right now. See you next week!