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You didn't read the thread did you? It's actually pretty brilliant?
Mr. Ahmad has actually left some of his more notable accomplishments off his resume. I understand that he's a humble fellow, but credit must be given where it's due.
Asim Ahmad invented Technicolor. Technistink too, but the world isn't ready for Surround Smell just yet.
Asim Ahmad suggested that D.W Griffith 'tone down' the racial stuff.
When Orson Welles and Marlon Brando came to Asim Ahmad for late-career advice, he told them both the same thing: 'Everybody loves a fat guy.' The rest is history.
Before he met Asim Ahmad, Johnny Depp was calling himself Johnny Bryl Creem.
Asim Ahmad can prove that 'Xanadu' is a sequel to 'Ben Hur'.
If not for the timely intervention of Asim Ahmad, 'The Wizard of Oz' would have been titled 'Helltown: Dorothy and the Midgets'.
Asim Ahmad reprised his stage role as Nathan Detroit in 'Star Wars' (look for him in the 'Cantina Scene', just before Chewbacca is introduced).
During the Filming of 'Transformers', Asim Ahmad was involved in a torrid on-set romantic pentagram with Megan Fox, Shia LeBouf, a key grip, and Starscream.
No, I did read it. But even this man left out how he was actually the mastermind behind Stanley Kubrick's career and Kubrick was just a puppet.