Confession is good for the Hype. - - - - - Part 14

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I confess I presently hate a guy named William. I wouldn't spit on him if he were engulfed in the flames of Hell itself. :ghost:
 
Okay! bless me father for...
I've been watching old reruns of "The Love Boat" alot lately! i dunno.. somehow its sugary goodness of finding love and happiness on a cruise ship( butnot any type of STD!)and in an hour long show!.. has struck a cord with me!hehe

plus Julie( your cruise ship director) was kind hot!.. so sue me!

i hope this doesnt get my 'brother card" revoked! hehe
 
Okay! bless me father for...
I've been watching old reruns of "The Love Boat" alot lately! i dunno.. somehow its sugary goodness of finding love and happiness on a cruise ship( butnot any type of STD!)and in an hour long show!.. has struck a cord with me!hehe

plus Julie( your cruise ship director) was kind hot!.. so sue me!

i hope this doesnt get my 'brother card" revoked! hehe




The only thing I remember of The Love Boat was this:



[YT]watch?v=tXr2i9c5t3I[/YT] :funny:
 
The only thing I remember of The Love Boat was this:

[YT]watch?v=tXr2i9c5t3I[/YT] :funny:
:funny::up: Hahahahahaha! well since you mentioned it Duke man!

bless me father for i also confess..

one night while drunk and at karaoke I sang the Love boat theme song too!(and i cant sing!)hahahahah! the crowd there( they were drunk too!) love it. My girl still tells me that was some of the funniest ^&** she ever saw!! Hahahah!

"Love exciting and Newwwww come abroad we're expecting youuuuuu!!"
Hahahaha( Man! now i know i am going to lose my "brother card!"):cwink:
 
I confess I had ice cream for breakfast.




I don't know him. But I'll assume he's a low-down scum sucker like Will.

He's a compulsive liar and a user who attaches himself to people like a leech. He really hurt one of my best friends and messed with his head and heart so much.
 
I confess I'm addicted to Crossy Road. It's just so cute. And I've been MIA on Trivia Crack.
 
Glad one of you won't be disturbing is with your loud streams. :o
 
Jessica Simpson (she was fat during this evening)


It has been awhile since my last confession. Gather round lads.

One hot summer day, we were both at the local Sheets pumping gas. I was filling my truck, so I had plenty of time to kill.

I was pumping gas into my motorized vehicle. She strolled up to me and placed her hand on my pump hand. "Didn't I meet you on a summer cruise?" She asked, in that wistful, Dallas City way, suggestive of bacchanal. My body seized up. Every muscle was taut, yet her eyes slid into the back of her fake blonde head.

I approached closer.

"Perhaps you think I deserve a spanking?" She suggested. My head nodded imperceptibly at first, then shook violently.

"Well," I said, after taking a long, lazy drag on my clove cigarette, the kind that lovers do on the eve of Gotterdammerung, "I just made some cherry kool-aide back home. And I've got oreos. If you've got that hankering, why don't you drop by." I slipped her my card, then strode back to my truck. My big Monster truck.

She never did show up.
 
I confess that I sometimes think that I will eventually have to hide evidence for Libidoloca. I see some LL posts sometimes and think, "Yep. There's a body to be hidden somewhere."
 
I confess I have a mice problem in my house...

in the past I've heard noises here or there, an the neighbors in the ajointing side of the house (I live in a duplex) have said they've seen them

until recently, when I cuaght one out on my counter late one night

so, I picked up some traps the next day, and put them out, I bought a couple different kinds (including glue trays)

so far, I've caught 3 in the glue trays (they seem to be the most effective, an I am glade to get them out of my house) but, I can tell you these things are far from being as humane, as they were advertise... an having to remove them has been heartwrenching (as they were still alive/squirming and squeaking, when I found them) but there really isn't a way to safely remove them from it once their stuck
 
I confess that I have zero interest in all things related to the Hunger Games, the only thing interesting is Jennifer Lawrence. :yay:
 
I confess I have a mice problem in my house...

in the past I've heard noises here or there, an the neighbors in the ajointing side of the house (I live in a duplex) have said they've seen them

until recently, when I cuaght one out on my counter late one night

so, I picked up some traps the next day, and put them out, I bought a couple different kinds (including glue trays)

so far, I've caught 3 in the glue trays (they seem to be the most effective, an I am glade to get them out of my house) but, I can tell you these things are far from being as humane, as they were advertise... an having to remove them has been heartwrenching (as they were still alive/squirming and squeaking, when I found them) but there really isn't a way to safely remove them from it once their stuck



Get yourself a feline, preferably a female.
 
Ugh...glue trays are horrible. They're literally just stuck to the tray until they starve to death.
 
I had a mouse and I just used a plastic mouse trap that did the trick. It was quick.
 
i confess i could've lived without reading about these mice and their traps :/
 
if it makes you feel any better, I just caught another one, but found it in time to save it, brought it outside, poured a little vegetable oil around his/her? feet and tail, and was able to free it

other then being oily it seemed to be fine an ran away
 
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