Enchantress Vs Rockslide
Ok so ass didn't work for darth and man ****ing didn't quite cut it for harlekin but...what if the two were combined in the form of ASS-****ING.
So the enchantress is fundamentally a big old **** and usually uses sex to get whatever she wants. Combine that with the fact that she is quoted as being "in the top twenty sorcerors in asgard" and has used her sorcerous powers to entrap even the most righteous of men in the past and I think you can guess where this is going...
Rockslide is a teenager used to fighting as part of a team, going out on his own against a godess. She has all the usual Asgardian upgrades meaning he will be able to do little damage to her. Whereas, he has raging hormones and the desire to hump anything with a pulse. She has seduced pretty much anyone with the ability to cast magic (usually evil sorcerors) in the past meaning she has a vast arsenal of magical weaponry at her disposal. (teleportation, illusions, interdimensional portals, forcefields, etc... )
In terms of killing rockslide she has in the past shown two abilities that would be put to good use here:
1. She can use her magic to form rudimentary magical power-bolts. These bolts have a maximum concussive effect of approximately 20 pounds of TNT (Remember that rockslide has to phyically walk/crawl over and reattach parts that been seperated from his body. So blowing him to pieces without his team mates around to help would take him out of the fight).
2. We all know that he, a horny teenager, won't be able to resist a walking fantasy like enchantress. One kiss and he is a complete slave to her will. She could order him to dissasemble himself and the fight would be over. Yes she has to get him to kiss her, but, with the various enchantment's she has picked up over the years she can make a guy powerless to resist that kiss the second he gets within a hundred yrds of her. To top it off you're talking about a woman who has slept with pretty much every notable villain in the marvel universe and has been alive for hundreds of years. Even without all of her enchantments she'd eat him alive. It's like the mrs robinson effect on steroids.
Besides, what's he gonna do? Fire rocks she can just swat aside at her till there's nothing left of his body? Take her on at close quarters thus walking straight into her trap? There is no way he could ever win this one. He's gonna go out in an incredibly pleasent way, but he's still going to be yet another new x-man buried after a fight.
In recent times theres a minimum of one one buried per issue and this time it's santos
WINNER: ENCHANTRESS!