I’m going to recycle some old jokes, that most of you haven’t read yet who don’t follow wrestling:
If They Wrote A Who
Rob Liefeld: The need to put additional bulging veins on Capaldi’s neck and face bankrupts the show’s FX budget
Mark Millar: #10 and Captain Jack finally make it official and get married in Belgium; they continue to have adventures where they accidentally blow up entire planets of innocent people week after week
Frank Cho: Every episode ends with Clara washing a car in the nude
Grant Morrison: Every episode ends with Strax washing a car in the nude
Frank Miller: The show starts featuring so many broken-down prostitutes it is mistakenly placed on the TLC fall schedule
Kevin Smith: Every future episode consists only of the Doctor and his companions smoking weed in a morgue and discussing what they liked best about old Dr. Who episodes
Alan Moore: The clever, witty quintessentially English science fiction hero is re-imagined as a gritty, shaven-headed badass in a black leather coat (oh, wait …
Gail Simone: To make a powerful feminist statement about the role of strong women in modern society, she has Amy, Rose and Martha engage in a lesbian orgy for an entire episode. Registration in women’s studies programs skyrocket across the globe.