Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[The Last Meatbag]

I see her every night already

 

[Mr. Credible]

another good one:

find a cute girl with a fat and/or ugly friend, and go up and ask the ugly friend if she likes to dance... when she gets all flattered and says "yes" you say: "okay, well could you go dance so i can talk to your cute friend?"

that one almost got me popped in the mouth by a burly woman.

 

[Man-Thing]

"I seem to have lost my tounge after I bit it off. Can I eat your liver?"

"My leperchaun friend told me you want me to vomit on you."

"I would eat your boogers all night long!"

"My couch has many souls between the cusions."

"I like the way brains feel- kinda like jello"

"Do you want to go and watch a Uwe Bowle movie with me?"

"I believe lizards are controling all world governments behind the closed doors."

"I'm kinda kinky, except when it comes to drinking vomit from a shoe. In that area I'm a tradionalist".

"Do you want to go and melt some of those little green plastic army men?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like John Lennon's corpse?"

"I prefer crawl spaces to refrigerators".

"I outran the six million dollar man."

"My clocks tell me what time it is, and to burn things".

"I collect comic books".

 

[Man-Thing]

"You seem familiar -- are you a poster on SuperheroHype.com?"

that made me laugh pretty hard.

 

[Equint77]

Left me alone? Lol Im sooo dependant on you. Suck a big fat ignore, chump.

lol.. I hurt her.

 

[Equint77]

Do you want to see something swell?

 

[Equint77]

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

 

[Sava]

lol Equint vs Holly

 

[Equint77]

lol Equint vs Holly

not anymore.. apparently I won.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

(lick your finger then touch her shirt)

Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

We both know I'm going to follow you home, so why not come along peacefully?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

These are the top 3 classic lines in this thread IMO

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hi, my name is Carl and I like long walks on the beach, watching movies, and beastiality. But my therapist said I should try a human female for once, and just like Pokemon, I CHOOSE YOU!!

 

[Sava]

not anymore.. apparently I won.

someone beat her?

 

[Man-Thing]

These are the top 3 classic lines in this thread IMO

I don't think so.

mine are clearly the best.

 

[Sava]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts

 

[Bad Superman]

someone beat her?

To death it seems. . . .

 

[Sava]

I'm good at math, U+I=69

hahahahahahahah

 

[DOG LIPS]

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

 

[Man-Thing]

I collect vomit.

 

[Bad Superman]

I'm good at math, U+I=69

hahahahahahahah

That's relative. Sometimes U + I = 3 (nine months later)

 

[Sava]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

 

[Man-Thing]

I raped Jeffery Dalhmer.

 

[Sava]

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

already been posted like a million times

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...

 

[DOG LIPS]

already been posted like a million times

"I'm NOT Sava."


That one will get ALLLLL the ladies.