Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Equint77]

Twist your pants above a glass... free drink.. ooohhhh yeeaaahhhh.

piss women off =
free drinks =

 

[DV8]

"Excuse me, do you have the time?"
"yyyes, but you're wearing a watch"
"I know. I just wanted to capture this moment."

 

[DBella]

Fat is the new skinny, haven't you heard?

Not really. But that's okay... I am not self-conscious about my fat booty.

DBella is a mean fatty. Who will drive a minivan with soccer balls in the back

My mission is accomplished.

works everytime.

ayyyy

 

[The Last Meatbag]

the alcohol burns your willy though

 

[Equint77]

These usually keep the boys in line.

"I'll make you love me.."
"If I take the gag out, you have to promise you won't scream."
"Shhhhh go to sleep. *chloroforms*"
"Do you have good life insurance?"
After the 2nd date. "I made our wedding album!"

you're so ****ing lame... leave this thread before you kill it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Not really. But that's okay... I am not self-conscious about my fat booty.

I want you so bad right now.



..Oh..um...that was...a pick-up...line...

 

[Master Chief]

My mission is accomplished.

...That's not cool... you're supposed to be offended.

 

[DV8]

Not really. But that's okay... I am not self-conscious about my fat booty.

My ana-conda don't want none
Unless you got buns---hun!

 

[DBella]

I want you so bad right now.

..Oh..um...that was...a pick-up...line...

Almost worked.

 

[DBella]

...That's not cool... you're supposed to be offended.

I was? Darn it! I am heartless so I have no emotions and therefore can't be offended.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"Ben"
"Ben who?"
"Ben Dover"
(this is usually where you get slapped)

 

[Master Chief]

"Knock knock."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I don't know, I'm lame, I knock on doors that don't exist. As a child I got laughed at all the time and I was in leg braces, and then my dog got ranned over one day when I was coming home and I saw it and then my grandpa tried to save him but the oil tanker that ran Speedy over exploded and killed my grandfather, and also sent a tree through my house so I also come from a broken home and I'm sorry, I'm sorry I knocked. "

"..."

 

[DBella]

My ana-conda don't want none
Unless you got buns---hun!

That is just gross.
*Slams door on VG's face*

 

[The FallenAngel]

"Knock knock."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I don't know, I'm lame, I knock on doors that don't exist. As a child I got laughed at all the time and I was in leg braces, and then my dog got ranned over one day when I was coming home and I saw it and then my grandpa tried to save him but the oil tanker that ran Speedy over exploded and killed my grandfather, and also sent a tree through my house so I also come from a broken home and I'm sorry, I'm sorry I knocked. "

"..."

...

 

[DBella]

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"Ben"
"Ben who?"
"Ben Dover"
(this is usually where you get slapped)

Sporky, here's your homework... come up with better pick up lines.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

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I made a kid piss his pants from a knock knock joke once

 

[Equint77]

My ana-conda don't want none
Unless you got buns---hun!

that stands on it's own.

 

[Master Chief]

Ew, it's incest mom

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"hey babe, want to see my giant size man-thing?"

 

[DOG LIPS]

Almost worked.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Sporky, here's your homework... come up with better pick up lines.

Oh I don't use those, I usually just walk up to girls, introduce myself, and ask if they'd like to do the forbidden dance with me



then they walk away

 

[Master Chief]

Oh I don't use those, I usually just walk up to girls, introduce myself, and ask if they'd like to do the forbidden dance with me



then they walk away

Thus the reason for homework you silly child, you should be buried for a week until you come up with enough pick-up lines. We;ll check on you the seventh day, and if you don't have a whole notebook filled with pick-up lines back into the coffin and dirt you go.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

you're so ****ing lame... leave this thread before you kill it.

You love me, its obvious.

 

[DBella]

Ew, it's incest mom

Do you want my attention that bad?

 

[Master Chief]

No, if I did I'd take drastic measures. DRASTIC.

Like follow you in every thread.