Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Sava]

Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

 

[Equint77]

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

 

[Sava]

Oh, I quoted the wrong thing. That phrase was from the Tim Meadows movie. It was something else you said.

oh, ok





Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

[DOG LIPS]

(Walk up to a girl with a lip piercing) "Hey babe, wanna play "Crotch-magnet"?

 

[Equint77]

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Equint77]

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

 

[Sava]

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

 

[DOG LIPS]

My dog told me to kill the president, but he's not in town until tomorrow, so I got some time to kill, wanna hang out?

 

[Sava]

Would you please come home with me and tie me up...

 

[Bad Superman]

Let's do kareoke: I choose the music while you work my mic.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I have a guy at your parent's house right now. He has instructions to kill them if I don't get laid tonight.

 

[Sava]

Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.

 

[THWIP*]

Come up with some badass pick-up lines you'd use if you were psycho.....IF I said....yeah.....

"I'M NO GOOD AT THE MUSHY STUFF........CAN WE JUST F*** RIGHT HERE AT THE BAR?"

 

[Sava]

Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.

 

[Iceman]

"That's a fine outfit you've got on. Damn the voices - I'm talking in the past again."

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Woman stares recent killer in the face:

Killer: You know, when I was shooting those people, I spared you; I'd certainly say that someone owed me date.

 

[Sava]

Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place

 

[Iceman]

"You see that bulge in my pants. And I'm not even excited to see you yet."

 

[DOG LIPS]

Out here in public you are a potential rape target. You'll be safer at my place.

 

[Sava]

ever heard of the Australian kiss?.. well, its alot like the Franch kiss but its down under

 

[Bad Superman]

If you keep rubbing my leg for a while you may witness a Loch Ness Monster sighting.

 

[Sava]

I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

 

[Silverstein]

I think this one will probably get me beaten up here on the SHH boards but...

"Hey baby when you I get you home I'm gonna show you my comic book collection, my limited edition Platinum Bobba Fett 12 inch statue, and get you outta those clothes...and into this Black Cat costume I've been weaving in my spare time. I actually made it out of cat hair. You're not alergic to cats are you? Because I have alergy pills you can take. I could let you borrow my inhaler if we have too much fun from when I cast Lv 20 Erotism of the Ultimate....Yeah baby. But don't be too loud, my mom's trying to sleep upstairs."

 

[Deuce]

Hey, ever dated a guy with two personalities? You can go with me tonight, and my other half tomorrow night, and still get variety.

 

[twylight]

"I bet your tears probably taste like candy."

That would so pick me up...