Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[DOG LIPS]

That would so pick me up...

I'll keep that in mind. up:

 

[twylight]

..I was being sarcastic...B15 was really good at picking me up...come on....get me...


*sits on sofa waiting*

 

[Equint77]

bump.... per request

 

[DOG LIPS]

"I'd marry your cat just to get in the family."

 

[Immortalfire]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[Master Chief]

*sits on Sofa waiting*

That's pretty hot.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Damn E, there's some funny **** in this thread. t:

 

[Equint77]

god i can't believe some of these lines.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

god i can't believe some of these lines.

Well there mostly all yours to begin with.

 

[Equint77]

Well there mostly all yours to begin with.

this from a guy who couldn't get laid in a morgue....

go get a job you ****ing loser....:meow:

 

[The Apatow Crew]

this from a guy who couldn't get laid in a morgue....

go get a job you ****ing loser....:meow:

Ohhhh the baby getting mad now? The Baby has insults now.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

"Every time I see you, I want to put you're fingers in my mouth. And one other thing, can I smell the pit stains on you're dress?"

 

[Equint77]

Ohhhh the baby getting mad now? The Baby has insults now.

you're the one still living off his parents... how am I the baby?

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

this from a guy who couldn't get laid in a morgue....

go get a job you ****ing loser....:meow:

Now don't lie about the man.

We all know he likes those underage boys.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

you're the one still living off his parents... how am I the baby?

Well its not really living. And it's only my dad.

and plus since you like to call me that all the time.

 

[DV8]

^JAL, just . . . . just stop. Before somebody (you) starts crying . . .

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Stop picking on JAL before he gets one of his underage boyfriends on you.

 

[Equint77]

Well its not really living. And it's only my dad.

and plus since you like to call me that all the time.

cause you..

A - have no job
B - live at home
c - have no life
D - obsess over a woman you'll never meet
E - lose your mind when people crack jokes about you and your obsession
F - tell strangers "when you become famous" you'll come back here just to rub it in their face

need me to go on? I probably could but there aren't enough letters in the alphabet.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Hey whatever you need to keep telling yourself to make you feel better.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Hey whatever you need to keep telling yourself to make you feel better.

I thought you left

 

[Equint77]

Hey whatever you need to keep telling yourself to make you feel better.

actually.... if I was a homeless man and saw your life.. i'd keep telling myself that to feel better... unfortunately for you.. I'm not.

didn't you say you were leaving cause you couldn't take being made fun of for the millionth time?

Awe.. did the baby get his feelings hurt again?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

"You mind if I come over later and get breast-fed?"

 

[heypapajinx]

this is totally my new favorite thread.
it gets me all hot and bothered.... and ready to dial 911

 

[Tangled Web]

How does your **** taste?


-If she answers, then you're in.

 

[War Lord]

You've taken my heart and now I will take yours.