Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Strange]

So do you like to be on the top or bottom? It's really important to get the correct camera angle.

 

[Hudson]

let's play a game it's called Pearl Harbour, I lay on my back while you blow the hell out of me.

 

[Badger]

Your hands are soft like a catfish's belly!

*for our favorite hype fisherman/hunter*

 

[BRUTAL]

How's $20 sound?

 

[Frico]

This thread is gold.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Just now, standing over there, I saw your whole life flash before my eyes.

Your beauty can only be appreciated with a sharp blade.

You do know why the french call it the little death.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

The thread title says psychos? Do they mean Hannibal, Mullet guy, or both?

 

[Badger]

Excuse me, I am about to go *********e and needed a name to go with the face.

 

[ComicChick]

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

i have that shirt

 

[Badger]

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

 

[SLVRSR4]

Are you an angel? Because I've got an erection- Orgasmo

Have you ever danced with the devil in the moonlight? BAtman REturns

 

[WorthyStevens]

Baby, you would go great with fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[ComicChick]

this thread is golden. my friends and i used to send each other random pick up lines for kicks.

one of the popular ones was;

do you work on a chicken farm? cuz u sure know how to raise co*ks

 

[Fran]

Another classic DOG LIPS thread, brought to you by Bumps.

 

[nosebleed.]

Swallow...the flavor is like a fist.

 

[nosebleed.]

I like the look of your crotch.

t:

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey there pair of lovely ladies, I've got a cup and a camera......

You remind me of my sister, except I haven't slept with you yet.

Are you free tonite? No? Well, how much do you charge?

Can I touch your tummy...from the inside?

 

[Mee]

Why are all DL's old threads getting bumped?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Nice triple post, bleed.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Why are all DL's old threads getting bumped?

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=13309259&postcount=8912

My fault, I was just giving reading material.

 

[Drizzle]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

 

[Warhammer]

Oh man. This threads brings back some memories.

I am still dying from the first pick-up line on the first page. I am putting it in my sig.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

i miss equint.

 

[knowsbleed]

Can I lick the tartar off your teeth?

My lust for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in.

Girl, if I was a squirrel in outer space, I'd nut in Uranus.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Baby, I named my last STD after you because I'd never want you to be Gone-orrhea.