Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Fran]

Terrific.

 

[jimmy]

What's with the recent old school thread bumpage, d00ds?

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Come up with some badass pick-up lines you'd use if you were psycho.....IF I said....yeah.....

"I love your skin, it would make a badass mask."

"If I told you you had a nice body would you let me bury it?"

"I was thinking that your hair smells great and that I'd like to chew on it."

"I bet your tears probably taste like candy."


And feel free to post some secksy owls if you have to.

dude, that sounds like pick up lines for a psychobilly chick!

 

[WorthyStevens]

Girl, you're so hot that I may not need to set you on fire after all.

 

[knowsbleed]

Girl...I've got a Coke bottle at home w/your name on it. THREE liter

 

[knowsbleed]

Your fingers look good enough to pick my nose. What time should I pick you up?

 

[knowsbleed]

Nice shoes...

wanna ****?

 

[hammy]

You guys joke, but ...

 

[knowsbleed]

You smell heavenly, reminds me of my basement. Don't know what I'm talking about? Oh, you will tonight.

 

[hammy]

You sound a little too comfortable with these, knows ...

 

[WTFimVENOM]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[knowsbleed]

You sound a little too comfortable with these, knows ...

Hey Casey, I'd love to see the rest of your skin... stretched over my face.

 

[hammy]

It looks better on me. *gulp*

 

[knowsbleed]

We'll see...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You know what looks good on you? Me let's try that out and see how it works.

 

[Halcohol]

I'd go to jail for you. Please let me go to jail for you.

I'm going to stare at your boobs now. Here I go!

They call me Snowstorm because I can give you 1-2 inches and make your life a little more annoying for a week or so.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've got a drink and a knife. So this can be easy... or really easy.




edit: i think i might've gone too far.

oh well.

 

[Halcohol]

How about we end this night with a bang? And maybe some crying and a splash?

 

[Erzengel]

Does this smell like ether to you?

Or the Erz constant of unzipping your pants and asking her, "What are we going to do about this?"

 

[Halcohol]

I believe honesty is the most important part of a relationship. Ironic that I'm using these very words to try and trick you into blowing me.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Have you ever made it in a white van? Giggidy-giggidy.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and now I want to eat you like you're a greasy plate of food from Denny's.

 

[Halcohol]

I want to **** you where the farts come from, if you know what I mean.

 

[knowsbleed]

HAHA!~! ^



Why don't we go back to my place and do half the stuff I'll tell everyone else we did anyway.

 

[Captain Planet!]

"I would very much like to eat your nipples."