Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Eggyman]

"Fancy goin' halves on a bastard?"

 

[knowsbleed]

Tee hee ^


Wow... you're beautiful. Guess I won't be using the burlap bag tonite.

 

[Halcohol]

It's a beautiful night. The moon reminds me of how enormous this world really is. It's just incredible to me, knowing that somewhere out there right now, someone is getting fisted on a webcam under this very same moon.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey sexy, how 'bout I call your roommate and tell her to not send out a search party 'til next week.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I want to dine on your vagina, then dine on your skin.

 

[Halcohol]

This bar brings back great memories. Like when I thought about forcing sodomy upon you a couple of minutes ago.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey... should I wait for you outside, or would your closet be better?

 

[The Geek Vault]

I got this from the song horrors of our love by Ludo, that song is so messed up!

"I'll fill the graveyards until I have you"

 

[Halcohol]

Hey... should I wait for you outside, or would your closet be better?

lol

 

[WorthyStevens]

Babe, I want to mount you in more ways than one.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm so glad you made it; now please, let's talk about what color underwear you currently have on

Lol. That's for me to know.

DV8: Hey SML... nice black undies you have on.

SML: H-how do you know what color my panties are?

DV8: Uh... ... ... ....

 

[The Apatow Crew]

DV8: Hey SML... nice black undies you have on.

SML: H-how do you know what color my panties are?

DV8: Uh... ... ... ....

lol that's totally DV right there.

 

[DV8]

this is the best one though, works everytime:

Hello, I'm DV8

 

[Tempest19]

Babe, let's go back to my place so I can just eat you up with some fava beans.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Lmao. That's just weird..

 

[Tempest19]

/\ exactly. it has dual meanings, heard couples joke around "eating each other up" "I could just eat you up!" now add in Hannibal Lector. LMAOL.

 

[knowsbleed]

OOoooh... nice shoes. You might want to take them off later... they might chafe your ears.

 

[Tempest19]

Darlin, can I peel open ur eye so you can see more?

I've been looking for a girl like you for three weeks now.

Let's go out to lover's lane, we'll have a killer time.

I just made a killing at work today. Want to go celebrate?

Oh, you'll find my hook sooner or later babe.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Hi, my name is JAL.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hi, let's goto Colombia and hug.

 

[Tempest19]

You're an emo, right? i can cut you in ways you can only imagine.

 

[DV8]

Lmao. That's just weird..

I'm so glad you decided to show up, Luvr . . . I saved you a seat right here . . . . on my face

 

[DV8]

Hi, let's goto Colombia and hug.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey... you're kinda hot when you cry.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I'm so glad you decided to show up, Luvr . . . I saved you a seat right here . . . . on my face

Lol. Whatever that means.