Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[DOG LIPS]

Hi, my name is Steve, but you can call me "NO!! NO!! PLEASE STOP!! NOOOO!!"

 

[Bad Superman]

"The word for the night is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

 

[DOG LIPS]

Can I borrow a quarter? Cause I want to call your mom later and tell her I'm sorry.

 

[Equint77]

What's a **** like you doing in a classy joint like this??

 

[Equint77]

You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from.

 

[The FallenAngel]

You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Can I flirt with you?

Sure.

Good, cause I was running out of options.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Oh, you heard about my last date? C'mon baby. . . WHAT? When she said "Stop, Don't, No," she should've been more specific. All I heard was "NOoOo, Don't Stop!"

So, you feel like stopping by my place later?

 

[Equint77]

You know, I'd really love to **** your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.

 

[Bad Superman]

You're what dreams are made of. . . wet dreams that is.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Excuse me, what is your blood type?

(answer)

I don't believe you, let me see.

 

[Sava]

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

 

[Bad Superman]

"No it's not a banana in my pocket .... but you can eat it anyway!!"

 

[Sava]

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand

 

[DOG LIPS]

What's that in your eye? Oh, it's the reflection of your killer.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Would you lick my toes in sickness and in health?

 

[Sava]

I would kill or die to make love with you

 

[Batman]

I want you almost as much as I want that fine piece o' ass over there.

 

[Bad Superman]

"I'm on fire. Can you blow me out?"

 

[Sava]

You:I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you?

Woman:"No"

You:...Would you like some?

 

[Batman]

I miss the severed head of my last victim. Would you sleep with me?

 

[Sava]

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

 

[Bad Superman]

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

 

[Batman]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I stab your eyes out?