Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[knowsbleed]

I drink your milkshake... no, I really do, I ate your hamburger too. What's your number?

 

[knowsbleed]

If you promise to give me your heart... I promise to preserve it in the highest quality formaldehyde.

 

[bullets]

Baby, your skin looks so smooth...... I want to wear it.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey baby... my name's The Apatow Crew. *winky wink*

 

[knowsbleed]

Is that your crotch in your pants or are you just pointing that can of mace at me because you dig me?

 

[bullets]

You know honey , your not as ugly as you might think , i would still hit it.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey... I've got a secret... *knocks girl unconscious*

 

[PyroChamber]

Let me get in them guts.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^That's the best. Knowsbleed knows all about that too

 

[Halcohol]

I think the electricity between us is enough for me to smell your cooking innards.

HAHAHAHAHA.... haha lol up:

 

[Franklin Richards]

I've got a weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Yes, it's true Aunt Petunia is pretending to be me.

Baby, you're ass is on fire. Want me to light up the rest?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Damn girl, your breasts would make a great centre-piece for my wall of stuffed animals.

 

[knowsbleed]

^That's the best. Knowsbleed knows all about that too

What a coinkydinct... I just got done being in some gutz.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah boi!

 

[adhokk7]

I promise, you'll love the smell of my fingers.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Hey baby, you love sea food, because I got a case of crabs for you.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Psycho - You like chicken?

Victim - umm yes...

Psycho - In that case, you can be the chicken, I'll be the egg, now lay me.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey baby, I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast. *hint hint nudge nudge*

 

[knowsbleed]

I bet your breathe would smell better if you gave me a ****job.

 

[knowsbleed]

How many marshmallows can you shove up your ***?







* a banned female poster actually asked me this before.

 

[Eggyman]

Bet I get stiff before you do. *Stabs*

 

[THW]

I can smell you ovulate...
That line was used and worked once...the other time resulted in a beating.

 

[Alex The Great]

I wouldn't like to hop with you, More like ON you

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Hello. I was watching you when you first walked in the store. I love the way you pick up bags of pistachios. Your nail polish really matches the curtains in your living room. Not that I would know that for sure or anything, but do you mind if we take your van back to my house? Mine is full at the moment.