First look at Destro's mask

Ok.....OK...I know it's still early blah blah blah...but you know what? The thing about that dick sandwich Stephen Sommers is that to him, unfinished CG looks finished!

I mean that dude has the WORST track record with CGI...he just....can't do it....all the CG in his movies are atrocious and are just done so...cartoony and fake...its like the guys working on the CGI are in phase 2 of phase 10 and he strolls in with his balls hangin out of his pants and a propeller hat on his head drooling going "Duuuhhh..alright alright yeah that's awesome stuff gents...lets print that...." and someone is like "Uhhh St...Steven?...It's actually" and then he just wets his pants, spins his propeller hat and goes "......."...and leaves.
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LoL! Well I'm glad someone appreciates my humor :woot:
I seriously laughed out loud uncontrollably for a good minute when I read that...thinking about it still makes me chuckle. I don't know why but I don't care, that was awesome. :applaud:
 
Snake Eyes has worn cargo pants, before. A lot of the Joes have. It's the kind of pants soldiers wear...
 
And cargo pants.

LMAO oh yeah I forgot about the horrible cargo pants lol

Snake Eyes has worn cargo pants, before.

Yes SE did wear pants at one point. It was his first figure/look. Now lets look at a few things...

1) They didn't look as baggy and horrible as the ones the movie SE is wearing.

2) SE version 1 is also wearing a sweater which matches the look of the pants thus creating a unified, form fitting wardrobe.

Now lets take a look at movie Snake Eyes.

Dude is wearing Hammer pants. Honest-to God-Hammer pants! Between Snake Eyes and Deadpool, it looks like these are making a comeback.

They put Snake Eyes version 2 torso (the "perfected/traditinol" look for Snake Eyes and Joe fans worldwide) onto version 1's legs. This makes the look awkard (especially so since the torso makes it seem like he is just wearing body paint).

It honestly takes A LOT of skill to mess up a simple black ninja suit. The suits behind "G.I.JOE" seem to have this skill en'mass (device :woot:).
 
Oh I'm not disagreeing with you in anyway. I just took it as he was saying cargo pants were bad as in it was unfaithful or something.

And yeah, I remember the sweater version. That is Snake Eyes, to me. So badass. There's this one really detailed, high quality, maybe 12 in version I saw on the net, can't remember the name to save my life, but it was that classic Snake Eyes and I wet myself. I'd have it if it weren't so damn pricey. :(
 
I guess I'm going to get lynched, because when I saw the picture I said "cool."
 

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Why do I get the feeling Destro's mouth isn't going to move?


why would it? Its supposed to be a metal mask, how would the lips move?


I just dont get all the complaining on this movie. Snake Eyes pants are too loose? C'mon. By now EVERYONE should realize Hollywood is not going to give us a 100% fanboy movie. Take these movies for what they are, there are more important things in life.
 

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