Girl Fights

[Zephyr Alexian]

I was looking at something on TV that talked about girls getting into fights and I notice that most of them seem to revolve around the same thing...a guy.

This whole shtick is one of the things that made Jerry Springer rich.

 

[The Guard]

I had a friend who slammed another girl's head through one of those plastic display cases, then threw her down the stairs. Over nothing, let alone a guy...