BvS Henry Cavill IS Superman - Part 1

[TheFlamingCoco]

Those surely aren't the same fanboys who made all those, "I'm not gay, but..." comments when those shirtless pics of Henry were first "leaked".

We know who you are

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Indeed...

[BLACKOUT]I'd watch that sex tape. Oops, have I gone too far? Honestly, I'd watch any moderately attractive person worship Henry's body, because I have a snow ball's chance of doing it myself. [/BLACKOUT]

Do you know who you are talking to? I got mod warnings for going too far. Part of the reason I started to avoid this thread is because talk of Henry always brings out something in me.

 

[MrsKent26]

Me too. And it's weird because there are things about him I've never found attractive in anyone else before.

 

[lc23]

Do you know who you are talking to? I got mod warnings for going too far. Part of the reason I started to avoid this thread is because talk of Henry always brings out something in me.

Whoops! Naughty me! Please don't tell, I'll behave!

 

[TheFlamingCoco]

Do you know who you are talking to? I got mod warnings for going too far. Part of the reason I started to avoid this thread is because talk of Henry always brings out something in me.

Tell me more

 

[lc23]

Me too. And it's weird because there are things about him I've never found attractive in anyone else before.

Such as?

 

[MrsKent26]

Such as?

Well, chest hair for starters. I disliked it on all guys before I saw Cavill. It even grossed me out a little. But on him...it's just hot and manly. I just wanna touch his chest. I even liked how it poked out of the Superman suit. And his slightly crooked teeth. I love how it looks when he smiles, especially that Clark smile at the end and in the corn field with Lois. That one crooked little tooth...love it. And his chin dimple! I never even noticed this feature before him, but it's also manly and hot for some reason!

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Me too. And it's weird because there are things about him I've never found attractive in anyone else before.

Honestly usually I don't like guys as cut and dry handsome as Cavill. He's almost too good looking if there is such a thing.

Whoops! Naughty me! Please don't tell, I'll behave!

Life wouldn't be fun if we behaved all the time.

Tell me more

lol No, I like being on Superhero Hype messageboards.

 

[TheFlamingCoco]

Well, chest hair for starters. I disliked it on all guys before I saw Cavill. It even grossed me out a little. But on him...it's just hot and manly. I just wanna touch his chest. I even liked how it poked out of the Superman suit. And his slightly crooked teeth. I love how it looks when he smiles, especially that Clark smile at the end and in the corn field with Lois. That one crooked little tooth...love it. And his chin dimple! I never even noticed this feature before him, but it's also manly and hot for some reason!

You're not the only one

But seriously, that comment is starting to go into Troperville category

 

[MrsKent26]

I never liked guys as big and muscley as Cavill got for MOS before, either. I thought he looked a bit too big in those spy pics that came out. I thought I preferred his immortals body. But when I saw him in MOS, I thought he was the best looking dude ever. Big and manly and yummy. Anyways...I'll stop now, lol.

 

[lc23]

Well, chest hair for starters. I disliked it on all guys before I saw Cavill. It even grossed me out a little. But on him...it's just hot and manly. I just wanna touch his chest. I even liked how it poked out of the Superman suit. And his slightly crooked teeth. I love how it looks when he smiles, especially that Clark smile at the end and in the corn field with Lois. That one crooked little tooth...love it. And his chin dimple! I never even noticed this feature before him, but it's also manly and hot for some reason!

*slow smile* You, my friend, have exquisite taste. You hit all my "likes" 110% on the dot. Though, I've always had a fetish for dimpled/cleft chins on men. ...And curly hair, well, on exceptionally masculine-looking men anyway. I swear, he looked like a Greek god statue come to life with that sculpted body, face, and curly hair.

 

[TheFlamingCoco]

^ Both Superman and Batman have gluteal chins in this crossover, so I hope you're happy

 

[MrsKent26]

YES! He sure did. Can't believe we have such a hot supes, lol.

 

[lc23]

Honestly usually I don't like guys as cut and dry handsome as Cavill. He's almost too good looking if there is such a thing.

But he does have imperfections, like his crooked teeth and his nose being ever so slightly crooked...or something.

 

[MrsKent26]

His nose! Forgot that one. Love how it's large but not too large for his face. Ugh. I'm done now, I swear.

 

[TheFlamingCoco]

 

[lc23]

I have admittedly disturbing thoughts about making out with his butt chin.

 

[MrsKent26]

Me too. And damn you Coco for posting a gif. Now how am I to stop fangirling?

 

[TheFlamingCoco]

 

[lc23]

^ Both Superman and Batman have gluteal chins in this crossover, so I hope you're happy

Meh, at his best, Affleck was like a 6, and that was 10 years ago. Batman should be at least a 9 in comparison to Supes, in my incredibly shallow opinion.

 

[MrsKent26]

Affleck does nothing for me and never has. But people do look hotter whilst wearing the bat cowl, so there is hope.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

But he does have imperfections, like his crooked teeth and his nose being ever so slightly crooked...or something.

You're correct, I guess that is the secret, that's why his face actually does have character at the end of the day.

Affleck isn't my thing either but objectively speaking he is attractive.

 

[lc23]

Ahaha! His face! Dat body tho... Bless him!

 

[MrsKent26]

He really was quite large in MOS.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I want him in that same shape in the SvB.