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How to Kill Wolverine

It's already been posted. His body "spits out" bullets if they stay inside of him. Unless it's a new made up "endless motion" bullet, the bullet has to stop sometime and then his body will reject it. I doubt he'd be ******ed after that since he came back from a skeleton like nothing had happened.
 
PaleRider said:
I don't really want to read through 15 pages of this thread but my friends and I were talking about this recently (how to kill wolverine) and I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this. But lets say someone shot him in the eye (Punisher, Deadpool, Bullseye, whoever) the bullet wouldn't be able to leave his head it would just keep bounceing around in there and it would probably liquify his brain. now yes his brain would reform but the bullet would still be in there so wouldn't he be ******ed after that?

realistically his eye would heal and the bullet would be pushed out of the closest orifice -- either down through his nasal passage or through his newly formed eye. however it'd probably be drawn so that his eye hasnt regenerated, its pushed through and then it heals. either way, there's lots of fleshy parts for it to pass through. his brain itself isnt encased in metal, his skull is.
 
KAD said:
PLease review the thread

Haha, review what? You're exact words were something to the effect of "I do not agree with it (the nuke bombing), all I'm saying is that it's possible."

This is a waste of time. Not only do you seem to think it's possible to survive a nuke (which literally cancels ANYTHING from existence within a short radius of its detonation point), you don't even know what you wrote.

EDIT: It's post #285 btw. Just in case you "forget". Here are your exact words:

"I never stated I agree with the way writers ( Or with him surviving a Nuke.) use Wolverine, I simply said it was possible. I like the Wolverine written in enemy of state as I expressed earlier that is the best inerpritation of the character IMO."
 
Darthphere said:
So by your estimation. Batman can take a bullet through the heart, get up fight off 20 bad guys disarm a hydrogen bomb and drive the Joker to Arkham before he dies?

Yeah by his fanboy's standards.:( sorry to say.
 
Uncle, why won't mommy and daddy stop fighting? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?:(:(:(
 
heh just rip wolvs head off. easy. and batman has survived superman flying through him in the speed of light, so i figure he would survive a bullet....of course i am talking about in fanboy standards
hmmm see... now i hate batman as much as i hate wolverine
 
D-scythe said:
Haha, review what? You're exact words were something to the effect of "I do not agree with it (the nuke bombing), all I'm saying is that it's possible."

This is a waste of time. Not only do you seem to think it's possible to survive a nuke (which literally cancels ANYTHING from existence within a short radius of its detonation point), you don't even know what you wrote.

EDIT: It's post #285 btw. Just in case you "forget". Here are your exact words:

"I never stated I agree with the way writers ( Or with him surviving a Nuke.) use Wolverine, I simply said it was possible. I like the Wolverine written in enemy of state as I expressed earlier that is the best inerpritation of the character IMO."

And your point is?
 
This is the worst debate ive ever seen and taken part in.
 
Darthphere said:
This is the worst debate ive ever seen and taken part in.


What debate?

Owen Reese encounters Wolverine and changes him into pure adamantium.

No more Wolverine.
 
KAD said:
What debate?

Owen Reese encounters Wolverine and changes him into pure adamantium.

No more Wolverine.


Thanks for proving my point.:( :up:
 
Scarlet Witch shows up and makes him never exist (oh, that would be a sweet What if?)
 
hippy fascist said:
Superman sucks because he's nigh on impossible to kill, only one substance in the universe etc,. Now I hate superman but you can still kill him with kryptonite

Wolverine has reached the stage now where he CAN'T be killed. It's making the character pointless. The reason I like marvel over DC is that there tends to be less of a disequilibrium between hero and villain power levels. Wolverine if truly invincible is a pointless character, even thor, hyperion, deadpool and sentry have to lose sometimes. To make wolverine more powerful than any of these people(except maybe deadpool) makes the character deviate completely from what he is supposed to be. He is supposed to be a badass, he is supposed to be the ultimate assasin, ultimate assasin in that he has perfected his skills to the point that it is as if he is unkillable.

What was the point in all those years of training to be a samurai, what was the point of the adamantium what is the point of the character if he is unkillable?


Also with regards the failed samurai thing one of the guys who created the freakin character (I think it was Len Wein), says this was the entire basis for wolverine on the x-men 2 special features. He said that without this concept he and frank miller agreed the character would have been one-dimensional and boring, and you can't get much more definitive than that! :wolverine

I'd just like to point out some of you are far over reacting. It's ok if you hate that panel, but to compare the character like he is now the superman of Marvel is insane. There's a big difference between healing from a skeleton and moving planets and reversing time and so on. BTW he healed from a skeleton, which you only saw the upper torso of and whose brain could have been perfectly fine inside his adamantium skull (for how silly that sounds lol), point is there's a chance of flesh on his bones where u couldn't see it, or his brain as a catalyst. Though I'll admit I do hate the fact that him being one of the top trained martial artists in all of Marvel takes a back seat to his healing factor.

Just because he survived that doesn't make him unstoppable, unbeatable, or mean he has new uber superstrength, webslinging, flying, or energy based powers. Chances are he'll still stand as much of a chance, all that scene says to me is Marvel's not going to let him die for awhile. Doesn't mean the character still can't be beat in a fight.

I'm not defending it, even if it looks cool it's not in line with the character, but the bias sometimes shown on these boards is amazing. Hulk can live from that and no one flinch, and be up even faster while lifting a planet. Spiderman can evolve twice, grown stingers, have half his history retconned, have entire character history changed, have every power beefed up time and time again, be given a new power origin and it's contained in one thread if not be praised as the greatest character of all time. Wolverine has an out of character power moment and it ends up in like 3 or 4 separate threads, and suddenly ppl start saying he's boring now, like superman, and unbeatable.

It's the comic world, and characters progress, this was handled badly but it's not like his healing factor hasn't jumped before. When he has his adamantium taken out he lost his healing factor, later on he's ran over by a car and it states every bone in his body is broke, and less than 10 seconds he's back up ripping the door off the car and dragging the guy out good as new and Prof X and the others are shocked at his healing ability. When he rejected the adamantium when they tried to put it back in and he regressed his powers were pushed further, he covered cyclops in the next issue from a collapsing ceiling, his back was shown being horribly impaled by rocks blood all over, next panel not a drop of blood on his back.

You guys say it doesn't make sense, but like said before when has Wolverine's healing factor ever been stagnent. Every year it's taken a leap forward, after he lost his adamantium it went up close to what you saw there, he just never was fried to his bones to prove it. More or less Wolverine's healing factor is poorly defined, and Marvel never updates the official status of it, and rarely gives reasons why it was beefed up. Bad writing maybe, but all through the 90's and part of the 80's he was slowly leading up to this, well taking a step back then in leaps and bounds leading to this.

It doesn't mean he will be back handing the hulk around, or moving faster than spidey. It doesn't mean he'll be soloing Galactus either, just means after Galactus burns him and stomps him he'll get back up defeated later on.

I just hate how far bigger upgrades, and insane things can happen in other books, but because everyones favorite mutant to hate or love has it happen it's the worst thing in comics history....sigh'....BTW he was what got me in comics, I like the stories of Wolverine's character not because of planet lifting impossible close to death feats or I'd be reading Hulk. I know the character, but also realize he's always in a state of change. From normal power, to no power, to semi-uber healing factor, to no healing factor, to uber again.

Again tho this goes for half of the comic world, look at Gambit from guy who throws cards to revealed that he was so powerful he had to have his powers surgically toned down by sinister. Or Superman who probably couldn't fly at first just leap over tall buildings, more powerful than a locomotive to lifting pyramids, from faster than a bullet to faster than the speed of sound. Or batman, a guy who stops street thugs to a super genius who stops galactic superman powered bad guys, and who given 3 hours of the infamous prep time can supposedly beat anyone.
 
FadingCB said:
I'd just like to point out some of you are far over reacting. It's ok if you hate that panel, but to compare the character like he is now the superman of Marvel is insane. There's a big difference between healing from a skeleton and moving planets and reversing time and so on. BTW he healed from a skeleton, which you only saw the upper torso of and whose brain could have been perfectly fine inside his adamantium skull (for how silly that sounds lol), point is there's a chance of flesh on his bones where u couldn't see it, or his brain as a catalyst. Though I'll admit I do hate the fact that him being one of the top trained martial artists in all of Marvel takes a back seat to his healing factor.

WRONG.If the blast was powerful enough to vaporize his skin then his brain would have been vaporized too. The skull is not a totally encased environment.


I'm not defending it, even if it looks cool it's not in line with the character, but the bias sometimes shown on these boards is amazing. Hulk can live from that and no one flinch, and be up even faster while lifting a planet. Spiderman can evolve twice, grown stingers, have half his history retconned, have entire character history changed, have every power beefed up time and time again, be given a new power origin and it's contained in one thread if not be praised as the greatest character of all time. Wolverine has an out of character power moment and it ends up in like 3 or 4 separate threads, and suddenly ppl start saying he's boring now, like superman, and unbeatable.

1) I suggest you read Hulk:Future Imperfect. In the future the Hulk conquers the world and the only way they beat him was sending him back to the exact moment the hulk was created at ground zero...he was vaporized.
2)The various threads about Spider-man were merged into one single thread...do a poll and see howmany people love the spider stingers.
3)So everything that happens to one character has to happen to Wolverine???? Northstar came out of the closet I guess that means Wolverine is next right????
 
If reducing him to a single cell doesn't mean he's dead, I doubt cutting off his head would do much.
 
TheCorpulent1 said:
If reducing him to a single cell doesn't mean he's dead, I doubt cutting off his head would do much.

he cant regrow his head so he cant eat so he dead.

And that reduced to a single cell nonsense is bad writing.
 
Jplaya2023 said:
he cant regrow his head so he cant eat so he dead.

And that reduced to a single cell nonsense is bad writing.

it doesnt matter what you think of the writing. cutting off his head wouldnt kill him as the comic character stands
 
TheCorpulent1 said:
Oh, it's you. Why don't I check names before replying to things? :(

LOL

It must be a pavlovian response, I feel my IQ drop 10 points just looking at his posts.
 
TheCorpulent1 said:
Oh, it's you. Why don't I check names before replying to things? :(

'Cause you're a post ****e? :o
 
Zeu said:
LOL

It must be a pavlovian response, I feel my IQ drop 10 points just looking at his posts.

I agree, you are easily the worse poster on the hype. :down
 
Jplaya2023 said:
I agree, you are easily the worse poster on the hype. :down

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/DDude/******.jpg
 
Tropico said:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/DDude/******.jpg

That's one of the few times I've actually laughed while at my computer.
 

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