How to Kill Wolverine

[LexCorp]

ha ha ha

 

[hippy fascist]

It's a very well written article but the stuff he say's about spidey is a crock of **** "death of gwen stacey" anyone. Can't save 'em all is exactly what spidey is about after all, he is spidey because he couldn't save uncle ben. Ultimately I don't think supes is ever gonna be someone I'm interested in but i promise not to bash so hard in future

 

[Harlekin]

It's a very well written article but the stuff he say's about spidey is a crock of **** "death of gwen stacey" anyone. Can't save 'em all is exactly what spidey is about after all, he is spidey because he couldn't save uncle ben. Ultimately I don't think supes is ever gonna be someone I'm interested in but i promise not to bash so hard in future

Actually, what I wrote isn't crock at all. What I meant with "can 't save them all" refers to the scale Superman operates on. Spider-Man patrolls New York. He is not on the same level in that regard. Superman has to face the fact that when he saves a little kid in India, some lady might die in Germany, just to name an example. Spidey doesn't have to deal with that, since his powers confine him to such a limited area. Sure, Spidey can see the news about a mugging that he didn't get to stop because he was somewhere else in town, but Supes has to see that just when he turns on the world news.

 

[LexCorp]

It's a very well written article but the stuff he say's about spidey is a crock of **** "death of gwen stacey" anyone. Can't save 'em all is exactly what spidey is about after all, he is spidey because he couldn't save uncle ben. Ultimately I don't think supes is ever gonna be someone I'm interested in but i promise not to bash so hard in future

Cool dude

 

[KAD]

It's a very well written article but the stuff he say's about spidey is a crock of **** "death of gwen stacey" anyone. Can't save 'em all is exactly what spidey is about after all, he is spidey because he couldn't save uncle ben. Ultimately I don't think supes is ever gonna be someone I'm interested in but i promise not to bash so hard in future

I used to feel the same way about Superman and Spiderman but a little reading of both characters changed my mind.

 

[LexCorp]

I used to feel the same way about Superman and Spiderman but a little reading of both characters changed my mind.

All characters are great even a few on here have become cool. MORG

 

[hippy fascist]

Don't try and ruin spidey for me, joey q and jms do enough of that for everyone.

 

[LexCorp]

So I would kill wolvy by curing him. Then let him die of old age. Would he suddenly age if he was cured. Just thought of that!

 

[Harlekin]

Don't try and ruin spidey for me, joey q and jms do enough of that for everyone.

Who's ruining Spidey? I love Spidey.

 

[LexCorp]

Who's ruining Spidey? I love Spidey.

We all love spidey robot face

 

[Harlekin]

We all love spidey robot face

Exactly.

 

[KAD]

Also an possible explination for Wolverine's full potential was put forth in the Earth X series.

I know it's an alternate story but non theless, many have posited reasons.

Also It brings Devil Dinosaur back in contimuity.

Moon boy

Moon boy

 

[hippy fascist]

amazing 533 is evidence for me that spidey is starting to get better again but the whole mr parker goes to washington arc wasn't to my tastes(particularly in 530 with the endless stream of editors note's, that just wasn't funny in the slightest) also lest we forget spider stingers or makling gwen a ****? Not only that but they've made spidey iron-man's lackey. Spidey is his own man, he's turning slowly but surely into robin for gods sake. Spidey will be back and it will start the moment he knocks the crap out of iron man!

 

[LexCorp]

Also an possible explination for Wolverine's full potential was put forth in the Earth X series.

I know it's an alternate story but non theless, many have posited reasons.

Also It brings Devil Dinosaur back in contimuity.

Moon boy

Moon boy

Devil Dinosaur??? Explain

 

[MyPokerShirt]

So I would kill wolvy by curing him. Then let him die of old age. Would he suddenly age if he was cured. Just thought of that!

cure?












racist

 

[LexCorp]

cure?





racist

Yep thats me. the little girl lol

 

[KAD]

Devil Dinosaur??? Explain

In the Earth X series it was revealed that Wolverine wasn't a mutant or even human he was the decendent of Moon boy for Devil Dinosaur as were many other bestial creatures in the MU

 

[KAD]

Yep thats me. the little girl lol

Odd the little girl is wearing mock explosives yet waving a peace sign

 

[LexCorp]

Odd the little girl is wearing mock explosives yet waving a peace sign

Hey you gotta do what you gotta do....I think

 

[MyPokerShirt]

the original wolverine was literally an evolved wolverine. but apparently stan lee was disgusted by spider-woman being an evolved spider so after her background was retconned they just made wolvie a mutie. my source? wikipedia conjecture. sounds true to me though.

oh and also (just read it - good ol' wikipedia) moonboy and devil dinosaur were supposed to be original humans and dinosaurs but were moved to modern time. kirby's vision sounded cool though

 

[LexCorp]

the original wolverine was literally an evolved wolverine. but apparently stan lee was disgusted by spider-woman being an evolved spider so after her background was retconned they just made wolvie a mutie. my source? wikipedia conjecture. sounds true to me though

Thanks for the info.

 

[Genesis 1.0]

Heh, take a day off and this is what happens. Thread goes from 'How To Kill Wolverine' to arguing over his upgrade and birds ****ting on little girls.....wait, WTF?

In any case, the dispute over his upgrade is irrelevant and a total tangent from the purpose of the thread. You don't have to like canon, so if the tide of conversation is turned to an attempt to win on another front for the character, then it's pretty apparent you don't have a valid answer to the original question. What was it Darth called KAD's reply, 'juvenile'?

 

[KAD]

Heh, take a day off and this is what happens. Thread goes from 'How To Kill Wolverine' to arguing over his upgrade and birds ****ting on little girls.....wait, WTF?

In any case, the dispute over his upgrade is irrelevant and a total tangent from the purpose of the thread. You don't have to like canon, so if the tide of conversation is turned to an attempt to win on another front for the character, then it's pretty apparent you don't have a valid answer to the original question. What was it Darth called KAD's reply, 'juvenile'?

As I said to darth you say tomato...

I didn't start all this I just got swept up in the middle.

I originally came in to give my take on the threads original intent when the argument swept me up.

I apologize if I contributed to switch in direction, for what its worth here is my answer:

Owen Reese

 

[Tropico]

Yep thats me. the little girl lol

Hey, little girl, are you going to eat all those creme filled crullers or can I buy a couple from ya!

Heh, take a day off and this is what happens. Thread goes from 'How To Kill Wolverine' to arguing over his upgrade and birds ****ting on little girls.....wait, WTF?

In any case, the dispute over his upgrade is irrelevant and a total tangent from the purpose of the thread. You don't have to like canon, so if the tide of conversation is turned to an attempt to win on another front for the character, then it's pretty apparent you don't have a valid answer to the original question. What was it Darth called KAD's reply, 'juvenile'?

Dude, let it rest, please!

 

[PaleRider]

I don't really want to read through 15 pages of this thread but my friends and I were talking about this recently (how to kill wolverine) and I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this. But lets say someone shot him in the eye (Punisher, Deadpool, Bullseye, whoever) the bullet wouldn't be able to leave his head it would just keep bounceing around in there and it would probably liquify his brain. now yes his brain would reform but the bullet would still be in there so wouldn't he be ******ed after that?