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JAL doesn't seem interested in answering on the subject of his possible hate for Erz. So I've taken the liberty of answering all the questions for him.
1. Do you really not like Erz? If so, why?
*JAL: I hate him because I hate Star Wars. People say Natalie Portman is better than Alba, she's in that crap. When she died, I laughed. Then I remembered it was just in the movie, and I cried.
2. If you do like him, would you ever consider going gay for him?
*JAL:Not for Erz. But for you, Mee, maybe.
3. Do you believe that he is really part Asian?
*JAL: No, there's no way. He's whiter than an egg in the snow.
4. If Erz were to date the Alba, would you like him more, or less?
*JAL: Less. I'd like him way lesser. She could do so much more better. She doesn't need some fake-Asian Star Wars geek.
5. If you saw Erz tied to some traintracks, would you help him out?
*JAL: I wouldn't be able to. I'd be driving the train.
*not actual posts by JAL
Does JAL really hate Erz? Who can know for sure? Maybe Tangled Web could get it out of him over AIM or something. But live and let die I say. Maybe one day JAL and Erz can come together in an open field to the tune of some pansy music (played by Master Chief) and embrace in a totally manly...man-hug...and put all this behind them. This has been Mee, for Hype News.
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So sit tight, chums
