Chapter 11
At the Freedom Fighters HQ NDX surveyed the scene,Triple5 and Doglips were playing cards and Jolie was making herself a salad after turning down the guys offer of ribs.......he knew this was his chance,he slid out his gun and made his way across the room.....only to slip on one of Doglips candy wrappers......Doglips looked up and saw NDX getting to his feet with his gun in his hand and MURDER in his eyes!!!
Doglips:"What are you doing ?"
NDX:"It's no good you won't stop me dorkchop,that chica is toast and Sarge is MINE!!"
Triple5:"Not if i have anything to say about it"
BANG!!!
Triple5 dropped dead
Doglips:"Damn you ya fiendish fruit!"
Doglips eyes narrowed
NDX:"What you gonna do about fursack ?"
Doglips:"Well you have the gun so i thought i'd just stand here and squint the hell out of ya!"
NDX:"That's the plan ?"
Doglips:"Well.........yeah"
Jolie had overheard what was going and made her move throwing her salad spoon at NDX hitting him square on the hand......the gun flew out of his grip and across the room
NDX:"Arrrrggggggghhhh,you rotten little b1tch!"
Jolie:"Bring it bonesmoker!"
NDX lunged at her but Jolie side stepped him and he fell to the floor,she went to lay in a kick but he got her leg and bit her foot
Jolie:"OUCH!!!"
NDX:"Ha one to me snookie"
Jolie got to her feet but was met with a limp wristed punch that caused NDX to reel back in pain
NDX:"Damn that's my ******* hand"
Jolie:"Whose laughing now Queeny ?"
They charged at each other and ended up wrestling on the floor.Jolie tried to lock on a headlock but NDX shifted his weight so his head was on her chest
NDX:"Y'know despite you having non of the usual equipment i look for in a partner i must say i can see why the boys love these melons,they are very comfy to lie on and god do you smell good"
Doglips finally unfroze himself from the spot and made his way to the gun just as NDX elbowed Jolie in the ribs and started to choke her
Doglips:"HAULT!!!!! unhand the hottie!"
NDX dragged Jolie up in front of him as a human shield
NDX:"Take you best shot but if you miss she's dead"
Doglips dropped the gun and charged NDX
everyone clattered to the floor......DL and NDX rose to their feet and took the fighting stance
NDX:"I know Kung Fu"
Doglips:"I know Kung Pow chicken......Fighting monkey stance!"
NDX:"............."
Just then music blared out in the HQ and the lights went down,a voice sang out
JAL:"What's love got to do got to do with it ? what's love but a second hand emotion..."
NDX:"JAL what are you doing ?"
JAL came into view with a long silver evening gown on,oranges stuffed down the front and a huge wig on his head
NDX:"Is that one of Jolies ?"
Jolie:"Hell no i wouldn't be caught dead in that!"
Doglips:"It's mine"
NDX:"Huh ?"
Doglips:"It's my smelling dress,i sniff it when i need inspiration for........things"
NDX:"Good god you're sicker than me"
JAL:"ENOUGH Nexy,you were gonna kill Jolie all because of your huge mancrush on Sarge,you can't have him likes the pink jelly not the cracked smelly"
NDX:"I could trun him dammit"
JAL:"No you couldn't you need to realise he would never allow you into his ring of joy"
NDX:"Why do you have to do this ? wasn't i always there for you ? remember the time when your genital warts burst mid BJ ? did i complain ? no i just swallowed like a real man"
JAL:"Goodbye my lover,Gooby my friend"
BANG!!!!!! BANG!!!!! BANG!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!!!
NDX full of holes fell to the floor.........Just then Sabre,Cmill and C Lee rushed in......Jolie explained what had happened.........a short while later The S.K.A.N.K.S,Mister J,Soc and FA all returned
FA:"Joo bess tel uz wut hass gun on mon"
Soc:"I know what happened,the devil reared up from hell and spat his venomous wrath upon this mortal plain for the deeds of man will not go unpunished"
Sabre:"Whateva emo boy,i got the skinny for ya'll let me break it on down"
"NDX was pissed that Jolie snagged his boo with her smile and her rack"
"So he got his pimping gat and decided to put 2 in her back"
"Cleary his plan messed up cos he's a a wack ass slacker"
"JAL stepped up to this lamo fudgepacker"
"NDX blew his top and could no longer stand it"
"JAL cocked the trigger and capped his fellow ass bandit"
"That's the end of the story hope the details aint muddy"
"Oh i forgot to mention Cmill lost his F**k buddy"
".........Word Life..........."
To Be Continued.........