Hypepocalypse

[The FallenAngel]

Awesome stuff hunter. Sabre's raps are amazing.

 

[Sabretooth]

Hahaha. These raps are ****in genius.

 

[tzarinna]

Ooooooooooooooooooo,I'm so excited. t:
This is so good.

 

[Mister J]

A 5-star battle rap?!

What next?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 10

With the diamond in possesion the group headed to a meet with green to make the trade for the titanium plated hovercrafts

green stood in the centre of his warehouse with the Hovercrafts lined up behind him,there were 4,he was wearing a tweed suit,monacle and a furry yellow riding hat

green:"I see you have the goods"

C Lee approached flanked by Cmill and Mister J as Sabre stood in the background

C Lee:"How did you know we have the goods ?"

Sabre:"He be knowing that when we say we dropping the skizzy on a caper that sh1t gets pimped"

green:"I have no clue what you just said but the reason i know is that i was watching you on film"

Mister J:"How ?"

C Lee:"He has CCTV drones,they are used to track the populace of comingsoon...they're not availble anywhere else which begs the question.......how'd you get one green ?"


green:"Awww shucks you rumbled me....no matter it was coming to this anyway.........BOYS!"

Suddenly three armoured sooners repelled from the roof and landed around green and the group guns aimed

Mister J:"You stinking sell out!"

green:"Huh,i'm a man used to the finer things in life not living hand to mouth in this ****hole while selling guns to an ex marine solidsnake wannabe mod while pimping guns to a anus hopping turdburlger who wants to cap some chick because he's jealous that Sarge isn;t into dudes"

C Lee:"What the hell ?"

green:"What ? you didn't think NDX wanted that gun for protecting his shop did you ? hahahhahahah he plans on icing Jolie so he can have Sarge"

Mister J:"But they just met today"

green:"She's been crushing on him since that calendar and do you think he didn't notice her when the hype was up ? he may have a life goal to lay Kmack but he knows Jolie is obtainable and that is unacceptable to NDX........not that any of this matters as she is probably dead already and now it's time for you to die"

C Lee:"You first"

several pinging noises rang out and the sooners all dropped to the floor..green collapsed to his knees holding them..........Tza,Bella and Kmack stepped from the shadows

green:"How ?"

C Lee:"DTA MotherF**ker!"

Mister J :"That;'s dont trust anybody for your information"

green:"Heh i can't believe i got duped...but we can do a deal right:"

His knee caps were bleeding profusely

C Lee:"No deal"

Tza stepped forward and took two lethaly sharpened *****'s out of her pockets


Tzarinna:"Remember when you sold me these to protect myself from over agressive co stars ?"

green:"Oh god,killed by my own product"

Tzarinna:"Poetic eh ?"

Two swishes of her arms later and green's face was in two halves

C Lee:"Ok J you and the S.K.A.N.K.S round up the hovercrafts,Sabre,Cmill and I will head back to HQ,i got a bad feeling about Nexy and Joilie plus she's all alone apart from Triple5 as FA and Soc went for ribs"

Mister J:"But DL is......."

C Lee:"Exactly"

They rushed to the Hummer and sped off

To Be Continued....................

 

[DOG LIPS]

Awesome work, h-dawg. You know you're a badass writer when you manage to make Sabre a bearable character. t:

 

[SoulManX]

Writer of the year...Hunter Rider.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Double crossed the double crosser... good for C.Lee!

 

[Bad Superman]

Awesome!!

 

[green]

Killed by *****s

Thx Hunter.

t: t: t:

 

[Fran]

Awesome

 

[DBella]

I've quite a bit of catching up to do but I did read Sabre's and fran's rap battle. Awesome! Sabre is my favorite character in this fan fic. He's just so... cool.

 

[Cmill216]

How you've been able to balance this many crazies in a story is beyond me, but you're pulling it off nicely.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Excellent work hunter.

 

[Kmack]

Sabre is my favorite character in this fan fic. He's just so... cool.

I agree!:heart:

Awesomeness hunter, you should be nominated for Hype Fan Fic Writer of the Year!up:

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm i even around anymore in this story or am i running around d1ckless somewhere in the woods?

 

[Badger]

Keeps getting better, Hunter!!!

 

[NDX]

I'm going to die again, ain't I?

 

[tzarinna]

Lol,sorry green.
Good stuff as always Hunt.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Thanks Everyone for the feedback

JAL and NDX your arc is completed in this next chaptert:

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 11

At the Freedom Fighters HQ NDX surveyed the scene,Triple5 and Doglips were playing cards and Jolie was making herself a salad after turning down the guys offer of ribs.......he knew this was his chance,he slid out his gun and made his way across the room.....only to slip on one of Doglips candy wrappers......Doglips looked up and saw NDX getting to his feet with his gun in his hand and MURDER in his eyes!!!

Doglips:"What are you doing ?"

NDX:"It's no good you won't stop me dorkchop,that chica is toast and Sarge is MINE!!"

Triple5:"Not if i have anything to say about it"

BANG!!!

Triple5 dropped dead

Doglips:"Damn you ya fiendish fruit!"

Doglips eyes narrowed

NDX:"What you gonna do about fursack ?"

Doglips:"Well you have the gun so i thought i'd just stand here and squint the hell out of ya!"

NDX:"That's the plan ?"

Doglips:"Well.........yeah"

Jolie had overheard what was going and made her move throwing her salad spoon at NDX hitting him square on the hand......the gun flew out of his grip and across the room

NDX:"Arrrrggggggghhhh,you rotten little b1tch!"

Jolie:"Bring it bonesmoker!"

NDX lunged at her but Jolie side stepped him and he fell to the floor,she went to lay in a kick but he got her leg and bit her foot

Jolie:"OUCH!!!"

NDX:"Ha one to me snookie"

Jolie got to her feet but was met with a limp wristed punch that caused NDX to reel back in pain

NDX:"Damn that's my ******* hand"

Jolie:"Whose laughing now Queeny ?"

They charged at each other and ended up wrestling on the floor.Jolie tried to lock on a headlock but NDX shifted his weight so his head was on her chest

NDX:"Y'know despite you having non of the usual equipment i look for in a partner i must say i can see why the boys love these melons,they are very comfy to lie on and god do you smell good"

Doglips finally unfroze himself from the spot and made his way to the gun just as NDX elbowed Jolie in the ribs and started to choke her

Doglips:"HAULT!!!!! unhand the hottie!"

NDX dragged Jolie up in front of him as a human shield

NDX:"Take you best shot but if you miss she's dead"

Doglips dropped the gun and charged NDX

everyone clattered to the floor......DL and NDX rose to their feet and took the fighting stance

NDX:"I know Kung Fu"

Doglips:"I know Kung Pow chicken......Fighting monkey stance!"

NDX:"............."

Just then music blared out in the HQ and the lights went down,a voice sang out

JAL:"What's love got to do got to do with it ? what's love but a second hand emotion..."

NDX:"JAL what are you doing ?"

JAL came into view with a long silver evening gown on,oranges stuffed down the front and a huge wig on his head

NDX:"Is that one of Jolies ?"

Jolie:"Hell no i wouldn't be caught dead in that!"

Doglips:"It's mine"

NDX:"Huh ?"

Doglips:"It's my smelling dress,i sniff it when i need inspiration for........things"

NDX:"Good god you're sicker than me"

JAL:"ENOUGH Nexy,you were gonna kill Jolie all because of your huge mancrush on Sarge,you can't have him likes the pink jelly not the cracked smelly"

NDX:"I could trun him dammit"

JAL:"No you couldn't you need to realise he would never allow you into his ring of joy"

NDX:"Why do you have to do this ? wasn't i always there for you ? remember the time when your genital warts burst mid BJ ? did i complain ? no i just swallowed like a real man"

JAL:"Goodbye my lover,Gooby my friend"

BANG!!!!!! BANG!!!!! BANG!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!!!

NDX full of holes fell to the floor.........Just then Sabre,Cmill and C Lee rushed in......Jolie explained what had happened.........a short while later The S.K.A.N.K.S,Mister J,Soc and FA all returned

FA:"Joo bess tel uz wut hass gun on mon"

Soc:"I know what happened,the devil reared up from hell and spat his venomous wrath upon this mortal plain for the deeds of man will not go unpunished"

Sabre:"Whateva emo boy,i got the skinny for ya'll let me break it on down"

"NDX was pissed that Jolie snagged his boo with her smile and her rack"
"So he got his pimping gat and decided to put 2 in her back"
"Cleary his plan messed up cos he's a a wack ass slacker"
"JAL stepped up to this lamo fudgepacker"
"NDX blew his top and could no longer stand it"
"JAL cocked the trigger and capped his fellow ass bandit"
"That's the end of the story hope the details aint muddy"
"Oh i forgot to mention Cmill lost his F**k buddy"
".........Word Life..........."
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To Be Continued.........

 

[SoulManX]

Bonesmoker....nice.

 

[Fran]

Noice!

 

[DOG LIPS]

I demand that Sabre posts in rhymes from now on.

 

[Showtime]

I love it Hunter. Very entertaining.