I feel like such an Idiot!

[Sarge 2.0]

Yeah, cause you know i'm just a crazy son of a ***** like that! I mean who would ever like me since i'm so monsterous looking and all that other garbage you say!

You wanted a freak out you got your damn freak out!

Just what the hell is so wrong about me, that you don't believe anything as of late i say is true or false! What makes you so goddamn better? Makes you so friggin pefect! Nothing! Now shut the hell up!

So you don't deny making up that story you used to tell about being a childhood friend of Jessica Alba?

 

[Bunker]

JAL's chin looks like somebodies balls.

Funniest thing I've read in ages.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah, thats it! I make this **** up for your daily entertainment! It's not like i have a life. cause according alot of you i'm just some pathetic loser who can't get a girl and should either just kill myself or die a horrible and painful death.

Cause yeah, thats it i want the attention of some *****ebags on a message board. thats what i really, really want, to be liked by you dumb brainless idiots! Spot on! You caught me! Congrats you want me to dance and jump through any more hoops massah!

Cause you know i am a brainless dumb idiot who don't know nothing about anything!

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Funniest thing I've read in ages.

And not just balls. He's rick rossin it.

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, thats it! I make this **** up for your daily entertainment! It's not like i have a life. cause according alot of you i'm just some pathetic loser who can't get a girl and should either just kill myself or die a horrible and painful death.

Cause yeah, thats it i want the attention of some *****ebags on a message board. thats what i really, really want, to be liked by you dumb brainless idiots! Spot on! You caught me! Congrats you want me to dance and jump through any more hoops massah!

Cause you know i am a brainless dumb idiot who don't know nothing about anything!

Listen, I just want to help you now. You've clearly taken my questioning to mean I just want you for my own entertainment, but I don't. I just don't want you sitting there snickering about this and us believing it and giving you advice when it's all ********.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yeah, thats it! I make this **** up for your daily entertainment! It's not like i have a life. cause according alot of you i'm just some pathetic loser who can't get a girl and should either just kill myself or die a horrible and painful death.

Cause yeah, thats it i want the attention of some *****ebags on a message board. thats what i really, really want, to be liked by you dumb brainless idiots! Spot on! You caught me! Congrats you want me to dance and jump through any more hoops massah!

Cause you know i am a brainless dumb idiot who don't know nothing about anything!

Just as I started reading this post, "Everybody Hurts" started playing on my iPod. Sometimes I think there may be a God.

 

[Nightmare]

Just stop talking.

No.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Okay you guys wanna be funny. Okay, I can be funny too. Just wait and see.

 

[Nightmare]

Since you requested it...

First time ive seen JAL

 

[The Apatow Crew]

First time ive seen JAL

Thats a ols picture, thats almost 3 years old already.

I do not look that way anymore.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Thats a ols picture, thats almost 3 years old already.

I do not look that way anymore.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[JLBats]

Okay you guys wanna be funny. Okay, I can be funny too. Just wait and see.

Oh no, he's gonna come back with weaponry and shoot us through the compooter

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Oh no, he's gonna come back with weaponry and shoot us through the compooter

I can just picture him seething with rage and pounding the keys on his keyboard, saying each word a loud through clenched teeth as he types them.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh no, he's gonna come back with weaponry and shoot us through the compooter

No not really. All i need is one button.

 

[Bunker]

No not really. All i need is one button.

Delete my account?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Delete my account?

He's talking about reporting our posts. But it's not like he hasn't endured this before.

 

[JLBats]

No not really. All i need is one button.

DUDE

Like I said, we're trying to help, I just want to make sure you're not sitting back laughing while we all give advice and it's all fake

Don't go TATTLE 'cause of it

 

[Sarge 2.0]

DUDE

Like I said, we're trying to help, I just want to make sure you're not sitting back laughing while we all give advice and it's all fake

Don't go TATTLE 'cause of it

Haha and the hilarious part is I started giving him advice for a few pages, but he started freaking out. So I said "**** it".

 

[The Apatow Crew]

DUDE

Like I said, we're trying to help, I just want to make sure you're not sitting back laughing while we all give advice and it's all fake

Don't go TATTLE 'cause of it

Trying to help by saying everything i say is ****? I fail to see how that's helping?


If it resorts to that I will.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Trying to help by saying everything i say is ****? I fail to see how that's helping?


If it resorts to that I will.

Uh, we were telling you to take responsibility for your actions, and you kept blowing everyone off. You're ignoring all the advice that everyone has tried to give you thus far.

 

[JLBats]

Trying to help by saying everything i say is ****? I fail to see how that's helping?


If it resorts to that I will.

Did you totally miss the point and context in which I used the word "********"?

I said

I just don't want you sitting there snickering about this and us believing it and giving you advice when it's all ********.

As in, I wanted to KNOW if it WAS all ******** to avoid that scenario. It wasn't me saying it was CLEARLY, DEFINITELY all ********

That was a pretty rude conclusion to jump to, thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Duende Verde]

Yeah, thats it! I make this **** up for your daily entertainment! It's not like i have a life. cause according alot of you i'm just some pathetic loser who can't get a girl and should either just kill myself or die a horrible and painful death.

Cause yeah, thats it i want the attention of some *****ebags on a message board. thats what i really, really want, to be liked by you dumb brainless idiots! Spot on! You caught me! Congrats you want me to dance and jump through any more hoops massah!

Cause you know i am a brainless dumb idiot who don't know nothing about anything!

 

[Ronny Shade]

**** all the ******** cuz **** and **** are ****ing all over the ****


****!

 

[DV8]

Who is this Apatow Crew person . . . wait, is that JAL!!!?!?! *lols*

 

[Ronny Shade]

Dude, it's epic. So far we have JAL:
1)meeting girl at work
2)being awkward around girl
3)asking girl out
4)losing virginity to girl
5)hearing girl is late on her period.