I feel like such an Idiot!

[Gilpesh]

And wasn't he supposedly wearing a condom also?

But yet it has to be his?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Did you totally miss the point and context in which I used the word "********"?

I said



As in, I wanted to KNOW if it WAS all ******** to avoid that scenario. It wasn't me saying it was CLEARLY, DEFINITELY all ********

That was a pretty rude conclusion to jump to, thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt.

Reason i said it was because Sarge and his other butt buddies were saying i was lying about everything! Now why the hell would i lie about that? if i was gonna lie about a such thing I would have done it a long, long time ago. Not just now!



*Thought Pop Up*

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Dude, it's epic. So far we have JAL:
1)meeting girl at work
2)being awkward around girl
3)asking girl out
4)losing virginity to girl
5)hearing girl is late on her period.

Also, the revelation that his chin looks like balls.

But yeah mostly the girl stuff. Which may or may not be true.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Reason i said it was because Sarge and his other butt buddies were saying i was lying about everything! Now why the hell would i lie about that? if i was gonna lie about a such thing I would have done it a long, long time ago. Not just now!



*Thought Pop Up*

I was theorizing, so was JLBats. We're just saying we hope you're not lying.

Well, I wouldn't have a problem with you lying because it would be funny.

And you still haven't denied the whole "You grew up with Alba" thing.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

And wasn't he supposedly wearing a condom also?

But yet it has to be his?

I tried to tell him that it wasn't necessarily his, and that there was a strong possibility that this girl has slept with other guys recently. So did Erzengel.

But he chose to blow that theory off because he refuses to accept it because he doesn't like hearing something like that.

 

[DBella]

Looks like this thread is running pretty high on testosterone.

Anyway, can someone be so kind as to summarize this thread for me? It's been a little less than a month since this thread was first created. So far, this is what I've got:
JAL met a girl
JAL likes the girl
They started talking
They started going out on dates
She became his girlfriend after such a short period of courtship.
They had sex.
She's possibly pregnant because the condom ripped?

Wow... things move REALLY fast if you ask me. What about taking it slow, JAL? May I ask when you had sex with her and how late is her period? I think when trying to determine if the baby is yours or not, timeline is very important.

 

[Gilpesh]

Did the condom rip?

I haven't seen that part of it...

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Looks like this thread is running pretty high on testosterone.

Anyway, can someone be so kind as to summarize this thread for me? It's been a little less than a month since this thread was first created. So far, this is what I've got:
JAL met a girl
JAL likes the girl
They started talking
They started going out on dates
She became his girlfriend after such a short period of courtship.
They had sex.
She's possibly pregnant because the condom ripped?

Wow... things move REALLY fast if you ask me. What about taking it slow, JAL? May I ask when you had sex with her and how late is her period? I think when trying to determine if the baby is yours or not, timeline is very important.

It might not even be the condom. There are several factors that JAL didn't bother with before just going right in to sex.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Also, the revelation that his chin looks like balls.

*bows*

 

[DBella]

It might not even be the condom. There are several factors that JAL didn't bother with before just going right in to sex.

What are those 'several factors'?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

What are those 'several factors'?

His partners sexual history, her trustworthiness, her intentions, etc.

 

[Crook]

His partners sexual history, her trustworthiness, her intentions, etc.

Well let's be fair here. Half the guys don't even take that into consideration before doing the deed.

 

[Ronny Shade]

And wasn't he supposedly wearing a condom also?

But yet it has to be his?

I love the way this is worded. Makes it sound like she was wearing a condom first.

 

[SouLeSS]

Hey, I've banged into triple digits, mostly without condoms and I'm 100% baby and STD free.

Just ya know, guess I'm lucky like that.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Well let's be fair here. Half the guys don't even take that into consideration before doing the deed.

He's almost thirty. I think he should be taking those things in to consideration.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

People are just trying to complicate the hell out of this!

Its like a to do list of screwing.


And people wonder why i never did it in the first place. Cause peopel are like you gotta do this and you gotta do this!

Its like if its this much **** in the first place why even bother doing it!

 

[DBella]

His partners sexual history, her trustworthiness, her intentions, etc.

Which was why I thought it went all too fast. They need to get to know each other better before jumping into the sack.

JAL, I know it feels great to be wanted and to be intimate with a woman whom you fancy but you really need to look out for yourself because there are women who'll take advantage of men. Take time to get to know her. I don't think that level of trust that you had put in her takes less than a month to develop.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Which was why I thought it went all too fast. They need to get to know each other better before jumping into the sack.

JAL, I know it feels great to be wanted and to be intimate with a woman whom you fancy but you really need to look out for yourself because there are women who'll take advantage of men. Take time to get to know her. I don't think that level of trust that you had put in her takes less than a month to develop.

I love it when you say fancy :heart:

 

[DBella]

People are just trying to complicate the hell out of this!

Its like a to do list of screwing.


And people wonder why i never did it in the first place. Cause peopel are like you gotta do this and you gotta do this!

Its like if its this much **** in the first place why even bother doing it!

I am sure you know the consequences of the action you had taken. If she is indeed pregnant with your child, you'll do the right thing. But don't be afraid to ask yourself questions.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Looks like this thread is running pretty high on testosterone.

Anyway, can someone be so kind as to summarize this thread for me? It's been a little less than a month since this thread was first created. So far, this is what I've got:
JAL met a girl
JAL likes the girl
They started talking
They started going out on dates
She became his girlfriend after such a short period of courtship.
They had sex.
She's possibly pregnant because the condom ripped?

Wow... things move REALLY fast if you ask me. What about taking it slow, JAL? May I ask when you had sex with her and how late is her period? I think when trying to determine if the baby is yours or not, timeline is very important.

It was Halloween Night. And as for the period time, I have no clue.

And the condom didn't rip, but it could have and i didn't know since it was dark and like 1 or 2 in the morning.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Which was why I thought it went all too fast. They need to get to know each other better before jumping into the sack.

JAL, I know it feels great to be wanted and to be intimate with a woman whom you fancy but you really need to look out for yourself because there are women who'll take advantage of men. Take time to get to know her. I don't think that level of trust that you had put in her takes less than a month to develop.

We all thought it went way too fast, but JAL doesn't seem to think so. He's misconstruing our advice on being responsible in regards to sex as "complicating things", as if it was OK for him to just jump right in to sex with a girl he barely knows.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I am sure you know the consequences of the action you had taken. If she is indeed pregnant with your child, you'll do the right thing. But don't be afraid to ask yourself questions.

I know what the right this to do is. But since your a woman you know more about this sort of thing then a man does.

 

[Ronny Shade]

"It's a man's pride that keeps a man alive"

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I love it when you say fancy :heart:

It's British-y <3

 

[DBella]

I know what the right this to do is. But since your a woman you know more about this sort of thing then a man does.

Just don't be too quick to accept what she's telling you since, I think, you barely know her. I know some of the questions the others in this thread may seem like they're trying to give you a hard time but those questions do make sense and you need to ask yourself those questions. Also, you need to talk to her and try to find out things that you didn't know before.
If you guys go to the doctor, I am sure you'll be able to get a rough idea on how far she is in her pregnancy (if she is indeed pregnant) and do the math from there.