I feel like such an Idiot!

[Gilpesh]

Yeah... so were these cheap condoms?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Just don't be too quick to accept what she's telling you since, I think, you barely know her. I know some of the questions the others in this thread may seem like they're trying to give you a hard time but those questions do make sense and you need to ask yourself those questions. Also, you need to talk to her and try to find out things that you didn't know before.
If you guys go to the doctor, I am sure you'll be able to get a rough idea on how far she is in her pregnancy (if she is indeed pregnant) and do the math from there.

Were gonna go this week, to see if its true or not.

Yeah... so were these cheap condoms?

Not really. I know i gave the person a 20 and only got back a few dollars.

Still got almost the whole box left yet.

 

[Dark Donnie]

Just as I started reading this post, "Everybody Hurts" started playing on my iPod. Sometimes I think there may be a God.

[YT]XzI5hPVYGOc[/YT]

 

[DBella]

Were gonna go this week, to see if its true or not.

Good luck with that, JAL.

 

[Gilpesh]

Not really. I know i gave the person a 20 and only got back a few dollars.

Math and reading are your friends... they miss you.

 

[Erzengel]

JAL you are NOT the father.

 

[JLBats]

Not really. I know i gave the person a 20 and only got back a few dollars.

Still got almost the whole box left yet.

Still, surely you were no expert at the complicated art of putting those things on, which may be a problem?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

JAL you are NOT the father.

The gif of the guy dancing is so much more effective. But this works.

 

[Swordmaster]

In lieu of the gif

[YT]rpYTOBHMKKg[/YT]

 

[DBella]

In lieu of the gif

 

[Erzengel]

I do hear what Crook and Sarge has to say though. If I was single tomorrow, i wouldn't necessarily have a woman take a STD test before we were intimate.

There's a girl who lives next door to me, who is cute girl, and then I found out she had the herpes. I later found out, that she was dating some guy and she eventually had to tell him. He responded with, oh, yeah, I have it too. :dood:

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Still, surely you were no expert at the complicated art of putting those things on, which may be a problem?

I put the thing on. It was just **** luck that's all.

Its not rocket science.

 

[Crook]

I do hear what Crook and Sarge has to say though. If I was single tomorrow, i wouldn't necessarily have a woman take a STD test before we were intimate.

Exactly. As far as I know, this was a one-time thing and whatever's done, is done. Now if he plans to do the same act over a period of time with her, then yes, the responsible thing would be to get tested and take precautions into making sure there are no surprises.

There's a girl who lives next door to me, who is cute girl, and then I found out she had the herpes. I later found out, that she was dating some guy and she eventually had to tell him. He responded with, oh, yeah, I have it too. :dood:

Wow. What are the chances?

 

[Gilpesh]

Actually, people just want to see if you actually fall for this girl's attempt to pin her preggerness on you.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

In lieu of the gif

lmao off. i gotta admit that is damn funny, epecially with the outkast song added in the background of it.

 

[Prison Mike]

I think this thread should continue to document everything about JAL. Like a life diary.

 

[Erzengel]

You think you know . . . but you have NO idea.

This is JAL's Diary.

 

[Prison Mike]

I wonder if this thread will document him getting married, having children, growing old, retiring, then dying. Probably not, but would be interesting to see.

My wish is coming true...

 

[Ronny Shade]

It's British-y <3

britishish?

 

[Nightmare]

You think you know . . . but you have NO idea.

This is JAL's Diary.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This kinda ia my own personal diary now.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This kinda ia my own personal diary now.

Minus the whole "personal" part.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Minus the whole "personal" part.

should just replace personal with public.

 

[Heretic]

I find the "she might be pregnant with some other dudes kid" idea funny...though Im not exactly why shed see Apatow as the cash cow that she should pin it on.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

britishish?

Britishesque?