I feel like such an Idiot!

[The Apatow Crew]

I find the "she might be pregnant with some other dudes kid" idea funny...though Im not exactly why shed see Apatow as the cash cow that she should pin it on.

what makes you don't think she actually does like me and it is actually mine?

Why is this so hard for some to actuall think this?

and plus she makes way more then i do anyway.

 

[Heretic]

what makes you don't think she actually does like me and it is actually mine?

Why is this so hard for some to actuall think this?

and plus she makes way more then i do anyway.

I think, if she IS pregnant, that it probably is yours...I simply think itd be funnier for ME if it turned out that it wasnt.

And the fact that she makes more than you is why i dont see it as being someone elses kid.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I think, if she IS pregnant, that it probably is yours...I simply think itd be funnier for ME if it turned out that it wasnt.

And the fact that she makes more than you is why i dont see it as being someone elses kid.

Yeah, keyword right here IS.

Shes like a year or so younger then me. Its funny how this thing started and happen.

 

[Gilpesh]

I think, if she IS pregnant, that it probably is yours...I simply think itd be funnier for ME if it turned out that it wasnt.

Teaching the lesson of the day to everyone else...

Don't buy tissue condoms that cost twenty bucks.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

oh, like i give a crap what you say about her.

she's a crap actess. so whats your point? Thath has no power over me. go back to last year and try that again.

So do you finally admit to lying about growing up with her?

Because it would be nice if you cleared that up.

 

[Gilpesh]

go back to last year and try that again.

But you still go crazy like that... although now over condoms and some lady that is having a Jesus baby.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

But you still go crazy like that... although now over condoms and some lady that is having a Jesus baby.

I'm not that crazy now. and i'll never be that crazy again.

you don't know crazy, you don't wanna see crazy, you wouldn't like me when i'm crazy.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

This thread seems to have suffered a Britishectomy at the hands of DBella.

So JAL, when are you going to the doctor with your girl? And are you going to be working together soon?

 

[Ronny Shade]

She created a monster

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Only fitting that she destroy it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

She never gave it a chance to get annoying.

We'll look back on this with kind thoughts.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I figured it would've been TiVo worthy eventually. By the time it got annoying enough for people to take notice.

Of course Bella had to foil it with her Briticidal tendencies.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This thread seems to have suffered a Britishectomy at the hands of DBella.

So JAL, when are you going to the doctor with your girl? And are you going to be working together soon?

Well, its suppose to be sometime later this week.

Well, as of right now i have off this week, but i'm gonna talk to them then.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I figured it would've been TiVo worthy eventually. By the time it got annoying enough for people to take notice.

Of course Bella had to foil it with her Briticidal tendencies.

That Brititch

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I'm not getting the whole things went too fast thing. Sometimes people just click and the moment takes over. I've known people how have great long term relationship that had sex on the first date. JAL used a condom, he was being safe, but possibly had real $#!tty luck.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

That Brititch

I can't top that. Well, I can but it would be wayyyy out of line and I would feel really bad.

Touché.

 

[The Squirrel]

I have to start coming into this thread more often. I end up missing all the big stuff.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm not getting the whole things went too fast thing. Sometimes people just click and the moment takes over. I've known people how have great long term relationship that had sex on the first date. JAL used a condom, he was being safe, but possibly had real $#!tty luck.

This wasn't the first date i was on with her. This was like the 3rd or 4th. Maybe even 5th. but yeah like you said just bad luck.

 

[Captain Planet!]

This wasn't the first date i was on with her. This was like the 34d or 4th. Maybe even 5th. but yeah like you said just bad luck.

 

[Erzengel]

I can see why JAL likes her then.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

ha ha ha grammar mistake 101.

and just to let you know. she doesn't have big boobs. Like a Big A Small B.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

This wasn't the first date i was on with her. This was like the 3rd or 4th. Maybe even 5th. but yeah like you said just bad luck.

I know it wasn't your first date, was just saying I know people who did have sex on the first date and have gone on to have very good relationships. Don't understand what everyone talking about that need to a detailed history of partners before having sex with someone. Hell, I probably wouldn't want to know much of a girlfriends past sex life other than if she had an STD.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I can't top that. Well, I can but it would be wayyyy out of line and I would feel really bad.

Touché.

I feel bad a little bit.

But it was too good to pass up.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I know it wasn't your first date, was just saying I know people who did have sex on the first date and have gone on to have very good relationships. Don't understand what everyone talking about that need to a detailed history of partners before having sex with someone. Hell, I probably wouldn't want to know much of a girlfriends past sex life other than if she had an STD.

I don't know either. There prolly just saying that cause its me. and wanna get me scared or acting all paranoid so i say something stupid and blow it.

 

[Erzengel]

I don't know either. There prolly just saying that cause its me. and wanna get me scared or acting all paranoid so i say something stupid and blow it.

This was my quote like 2 days after you first slept with her.

JAL honestly, while it's great to have fun and what not, you don't seem to "grasp" the concept of responsibility. Sex is a responsibility and I hate to sound like an after school special, if you think you are responsible enough to have sex, you should be responsible enough to think about STDs (you don't know how may guys this girl has banged) or the fact that condoms are not 100% proof.

And before you freak out on me, saying I'm making you paranoid. Most of us here who have had sex, have had a instance where we probably did something stupid while drunk like did bareback sex with a girl or slept with a girl of disreputable taste. But yeah if you are having sex, it's something you have to think about, and if this girl tells you she's on birth control make her get tested.