I feel like such an Idiot!

[Prison Mike]

I only did it once real quick, thats how i heard about the party.

there's a party? Is she going? Would be a perfect opportunity for you to get to know her better.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Is you short and slim or a short chunk?

On a basic level we need a description as my imagination is on holiday.

 

[The Guard]

I started to write a long response to this but it was coming out emo so I decided to stop.

Emo?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I find asking a girl how many sexual partners she's had and does she insist on using a condom with said partners to be a good ice breaker, That way you know if your in skanks-ville.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

at least you can reach stuff for her. lol

Yeah, I can lift or hold heavy stuff.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yeah, I can lift or hold heavy stuff.

sample dialogue: "are those breasts heavy? I could hold them for you"

 

[The Apatow Crew]

there's a party? Is she going? Would be a perfect opportunity for you to get to know her better.

Well, its her party, So i would like to think so. lmao.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

sample dialogue: "are those breasts heavy? I could hold them for you"

as my mum would say 'you dont know unless you ask'

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Is you short and slim or a short chunk?

On a basic level we need a description as my imagination is on holiday.

I'm about 6 foot and 200 pounds. she's short and petite almost in a way. but diff not skinny at all. perfect size for her frame.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I find asking a girl how many sexual partners she's had and does she insist on using a condom with said partners to be a good ice breaker, That way you know if your in skanks-ville.

Yeah, I'm not that much of a idiot to ask something like that.

 

[The Guard]

You could tell her your friend wanted to know. It could be one of those "Yeah, uh...I have this friend...who...wants to know if you're umm...a skank..."

Not that there's anything wrong with skanks. Unless there's something WRONG with one.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Yeah, I'm not that much of a idiot to ask something like that.

Lol, im only joking. seriously just find some common ground with her become her friend and if theres a spark it will develop into something more.

Any idea how old she is?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You could tell her your friend wanted to know. It could be one of those "Yeah, uh...I have this friend...who...wants to know if you're umm...a skank..."

Not that there's anything wrong with skanks. Unless there's something WRONG with one.

Yeah, cause you know that almost works 60% of the time all the time.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

You could tell her your friend wanted to know. It could be one of those "Yeah, uh...I have this friend...who...wants to know if you're umm...a skank..."

Not that there's anything wrong with skanks. Unless there's something WRONG with one.

That's sig worthy.

Tac how do you know shes not already seeing someone?

 

[Untilteld]

merge with relationship advice, or even the lounge.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Lol, im only joking. seriously just find some common ground with her become her friend and if theres a spark it will develop into something more.

Any idea how old she is?

I have no idea. I'm guessing at leasy early 20's? like 23 or 24? i don't know.

 

[Prison Mike]

Well, its her party, So i would like to think so. lmao.

that's cool. you could find out a lot about her at the party. See what kind of a person she is outside of work.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

merge with relationship advice, or even the lounge.

noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!


This deserves its own! idon't make threads much so it should be open. unmerged.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

that's cool. you could find out a lot about her at the party. See what kind of a person she is outside of work.

Yeah, only problem now is getting invited to the party. and even if i did i wouldn't have a ride. unl;ess i get one from someone at work. meaning i'd have to bring a change of clothe with me. No time for shower. even if i stink.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Taxi

 

[Gilpesh]

She put her hands on my shoulders before. And was lookoing at ,e.

By JAL standards that means you two are now married. Uh oh... I wonder how she'll take that news.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Taxi

There are none really in my area' and if they do it will cost me a ton of money for the there and back costs.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Oh. Do your parents drive or do you have a family member your close to that could drop you off? (like your sister?)

 

[Prison Mike]

find a friend that could take you. someone from work

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

All jokes aside JaL, don't try to assimilate all of these posts and overreact to the poor girl when you see her again. You might frighten her. Just talk to her. It can be about anything. Conversation happens naturally every day. Don't force it; be a part of it. That's the first step. A little confidence in yourself doesn't hurt either.