I feel like such an Idiot!

[Darthphere]

You guys do know that JAL is pulling your strings right?

 

[Erzengel]

Wouldn't he make up a more elaborate story? Like he already went on a date with her?

 

[StrainedEyes]

Wouldn't he make up a more elaborate story? Like he already went on a date with her?

And that she was Jessica Alba.

 

[Prison Mike]

I agree with Erz. If this was fake, the story would have been more elaborate. I think he's telling the truth, but I fear he's moving too quickly with this girl who may not even want to date him. Then he'll get rejected again and self esteem goes down.

 

[JLBats]

You know what JAL needs? A situation ala Punch Drunk Love, wherein his bizarre, off-putting personality is a plus.

JAL's supervisor--->

<---JAL

 

[Sarge 2.0]

JAL doesn't have the benefit of Paul Thomas Anderson writing for him though.

 

[Erzengel]

Hey guys me and Kim just got back from our cruise to the Caribbean. Kim needed some time off from her photo shoot. Seen here. But you wouldn't believe who was on that ship, it was Harrison Ford. And he gave me his fedora from the Indiana Jones movie. Also on that cruise was Derek Jeter of the NY Yankees and he told me I could try out next year. Wow what an unbelievable trip.

 

[black_dust]

JAL doesn't have the benefit of Paul Thomas Anderson writing for him though.

Life would be better if he were incharge.... and kinda strange at the same time

 

[Darthphere]

Wouldn't he make up a more elaborate story? Like he already went on a date with her?

I mean, come on JAL can't be this ******ed.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I mean, come on JAL can't be this ******ed.

You should probably rethink that statement.

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I mean, come on JAL can't be this ******ed.

I would agree, its obviously some attention seeking act that you all bought up. No one can be that socially inadequate outside of an Adam Sandler movie.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Please, some of you stop giving advice.

But not me, right? Everyone knows I'm a total pimp.

zap

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I would agree, its obviously some attention seeking act that you all bought up. No one can be that socially inadequate outside of an Adam Sandler movie.

You obviously haven't read many of the stories in the "Official Relationship advice thread."

 

[Drizzle]

I say, since you pretty much started smoking for this girl, skip the movie and just bang her in the back seat of your car. If it's that easy to get a smoke..........................

Only problem is that he doesn't have a car.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Why can't anyone ever believe what Ido?

Whats so hard to believe about it?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

My latest update on the whole situation.

Well I was taking out the trash. And there is a little place where they keep the trash and cardboard. and all the smokers have to go out there. And i closed the door .then I saw the girl coming with also a friend to have a smoke.

So i opended the door and said here you go ladies. Then I smiled. The nshe said Thank you Kip. and then smiled back at me. As i was walking away i could have sworn i heard a giggling noise like a girl was talking or something.


Btw she said she give me a answer by the end of the week. Friday.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

My latest update on the whole situation.

Well I was taking out the trash. And there is a little place where they keep the trash and cardboard. and all the smokers have to go out there. And i closed the door .then I saw the girl coming with also a friend to have a smoke.

So i opended the door and said here you go ladies. Then I smiled. The nshe said Thank you Kip. and then smiled back at me. As i was walking away i could have sworn i heard a giggling noise like a girl was talking or something.

Btw she said she give me a answer by the end of the week. Friday.

Dude, you're so in, she thanked you for opening the door! Wow! Only a girl who wants to f**k you real, real bad would thank you for doing something like that.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Dude, you're so in, she thanked you for opening the door! Wow! Only a girl who wants to f**k you real, real bad would thank you for doing something like that.

Why is everyone acting like a obxious ass for?

But then again what did i really expect from this place? Certanily a mature response thats for sure.

 

[Alex The Great]

Wait, this girl gave you a smoke, and you complied but you haven't smoked after 10 years...Did you quit> Cause she got you back in the habit

oh and btw, How Old are you? 25? 5?

 

[Spade]

It was pretty simple for me to start talking to my current interest. I just waited until I overheard enough about her likes and dislikes, then sat next to her one day and struck up some conversation. It's funny, actually- she does some gabbing with my friends at the university, but all it took was some alone time to get into a deep conversation.

That's my advice, I guess- figure out what are some good topics so the conversation's fairly seamless, wait until the both of you are relaxed and willing to converse, and then...just do it. It's sort of like sex: The first dive's a little daunting, but after it's started there's no turning back if you know what you're doing.

 

[JLBats]

My latest update on the whole situation.

Well I was taking out the trash. And there is a little place where they keep the trash and cardboard. and all the smokers have to go out there. And i closed the door .then I saw the girl coming with also a friend to have a smoke.

So i opended the door and said here you go ladies. Then I smiled. The nshe said Thank you Kip. and then smiled back at me. As i was walking away i could have sworn i heard a giggling noise like a girl was talking or something.


Btw she said she give me a answer by the end of the week. Friday.

In some 60 years we've gone from eyes locking from across the sock hop to co-workers meeting on a smoke break amidst a web of lies

 

[Alex The Great]

Just Sex her up already

 

[zanos]

JAL, just show her this thread. I guarantee you you'll get her attention immediately.

 

[DBella]

Hey, Like i said before i didn't plan on it. It just came out of my mouth. I wasn't thinking it. But hey we just gotta wait a nd see where it goes from here.

That's exactly what you should do. Don't get your hopes up too high though because she's not given you a definite answer. I think the best thing to do is to try and find every opportunity you get to just... talk to her and get to know her while you're at work. I think it's best to start things off at a 'friendship' level. Right now, it seems that you're nothing more than co-workers and an acquaintance to each other. Asking her out only after having one conversation with her is... going a bit too fast, imo. She hardly knows you and you hardly know her. Take it slow. And also, if for some reason, she said she's not able to make it for the date this time, don't be bitter or heartbroken. If she's still talking to you and willing to get to know you by chit chatting with you while at work, the door of opportunity for another chance of a date with her isn't totally closed. Take it slow.

 

[UA-Archangel]

Why can't anyone ever believe what Ido?

Whats so hard to believe about it?

Not that I don't believe you.

However, some might believe that it's too improbable that somebody would be willing to write down their personal difficulties in such a public way.