I feel like such an Idiot!

[Untilteld]

That pretty much almost covers it all.

lame, no details? let's get raunchy, spoiler tag it if you need to. talk to me, kip.

 

[Erzengel]

has she taken an appointment to see the doctor yet?

she said sometime this week.

Should I ask to come along?

I'm not a gynecologist but I can take a look.

 

[Prison Mike]

she said sometime this week.

Should I ask to come along?

maybe. I really wouldn't know what to do in a situation like this. I guess if I were in your shoes, I would go along to support her.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

lame, no details? let's get raunchy, spoiler tag it if you need to. talk to me, kip.

how raunchy is too raunchy? zach and miri raunchy?

 

[Nirvana]

It depends if she wants him there too.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm not a gynecologist but I can take a look.

Free of charge? just cause its a hobby of yours?

maybe. I really wouldn't know what to do in a situation like this. I guess if I were in your shoes, I would go along to support her.

Yeah, of course. to prove i support her and her decision on what to do.

 

[Heretic]

YES, you go along with her, if she wants you to.

This is a big deal. She barely knows you (in the grand scheme of things), plus youre broke.

What she will need from you is very simple. Support (and possibly child support). You reassure her that whatever happens, you will stand by her decision. Dont freak out or anything. If shes pregnant, you let her know that you are thee for her in any way if need be. If she decides that she doesnt want a baby with a guy shes only known for a short time, then support her decision (morality aside, I mean...its not like you can financially overwhelm the issue with a wonderful upbringing). If she wants to keep it, you arent going to dump her and run like a scared little...well...like YOU. Youre in it for the long haul if need be and will dedicate your life to helping her raise the baby. She doesnt want answers from you, she can make the decisions herself. She wants support. Youre a man now, act like it (9and when i say "act like a man", I mean "be utterly dominated and crushed by the will of your woman")

 

[Erzengel]

Free of charge? just cause its a hobby of yours?

I got my degree from home.

But believe me, I'm strictly a professional.

Oh no I'm stuck.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

It depends if she wants him there too.

Thats why i said should I ask.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I got my degree from home.

But believe me, I'm strictly a professional.

Oh no I'm stuck.

So you're home schooled in the ways of looking deep into holes?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

YES, you go along with her, if she wants you to.

This is a big deal. She barely knows you (in the grand scheme of things), plus youre broke.

What she will need from you is very simple. Support (and possibly child support). You reassure her that whatever happens, you will stand by her decision. Dont freak out or anything. If shes pregnant, you let her know that you are thee for her in any way if need be. If she decides that she doesnt want a baby with a guy shes only known for a short time, then support her decision (morality aside, I mean...its not like you can financially overwhelm the issue with a wonderful upbringing). If she wants to keep it, you arent going to dump her and run like a scared little...well...like YOU. Youre in it for the long haul if need be and will dedicate your life to helping her raise the baby. She doesnt want answers from you, she can make the decisions herself. She wants support. Youre a man now, act like it (9and when i say "act like a man", I mean "be utterly dominated and crushed by the will of your woman")

I'm not broke, I have a job. Its not much of one but i have one.

And i totally understand its all up to her and what she want to do.

I'm not gonna be one of those guys that runsaway at stuff they don't like or doesn't go there ways. I'm in it for the long haul.

 

[Pfeiffer-Pfan]

I'm not broke, I have a job. Its not much of one but i have one.

And i totally understand its all up to her and what she want to do.

I'm not gonna be one of those guys that runsaway at stuff they don't like or doesn't go there ways. I'm in it for the long haul.

Me and my friend had to help a friend through a pregnancy lately... cause the guy wasn't interested.

She had a miscarriage a couple weeks ago.

What age are you anyway?... if you don't mind me asking.

 

[Heretic]

I never said you didnt have a job. I am just of the belief that before you have kids, you should be in an almost ideal position in your life. I have my my own house, car is paid for, career is going well, blah blah blah...but I dont have kids because I feel like i should be a little more prepared for the costs. Havinga job is not the same as being financially ready to raise a child.

Heck, SHE might not be in it for the long haul. For all we know shes looking at you thinking "geez...I dont want to give up the kid but I dont want to spend my life with this dude I just met". You have to be ready and supportive of whatever she says, without freaking out, because if you freak out she'll freak out and girls lose their humanity when freaking out.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I never said you didnt have a job. I am just of the belief that before you have kids, you should be in an almost ideal position in your life. I have my my own house, car is paid for, career is going well, blah blah blah...but I dont have kids because I feel like i should be a little more prepared for the costs. Havinga job is not the same as being financially ready to raise a child.

Heck, SHE might not be in it for the long haul. For all we know shes looking at you thinking "geez...I dont want to give up the kid but I dont want to spend my life with this dude I just met". You have to be ready and supportive of whatever she says, without freaking out, because if you freak out she'll freak out and girls lose their humanity when freaking out.

I'll understand, If she wants the kids but not me. I don't blame her. And i'll undserstand her feelings towards the situation.

Me and my friend had to help a friend through a pregnancy lately... cause the guy wasn't interested.

She had a miscarriage a couple weeks ago.

What age are you anyway?... if you don't mind me asking.

I'm 27.

Yeah, I know.

 

[Pfeiffer-Pfan]

I'm 27.

Yeah, I know.

Well, I'm 18 and haven't got a girl pregnant yet... so it would be wrong to give you advice at my young and inexperienced age.

But saying that, In these early stages she needs to make all the decisions. All she needs to know is that you are always a phone call away for anything.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Well, I'm 18 and haven't got a girl pregnant yet... so it would be wrong to give you advice at my young and inexperienced age.

But saying that, In these early stages she needs to make all the decisions. All she needs to know is that you are always a phone call away for anything.

Thats okay, I don't mind the advice.

Yes, i know everything is up to her and to just agree with her on everything.

 

[The Guard]

There's a kid now?

 

[JLBats]

LMFAO

Okay, amusingly, two thoughts jumped to mind.

A) the only reason JAL is not freaking out right now is because the fish has jumped right into the boat and all he has to do is hit it with the paddle now.

B) She may have been pregnant prior to the hookup and needed some guy to take the fall and be the baby daddy, and JAL was her perfect patsy

This isn't looking good for our stalwart hero, lol.

*shrug*

 

[Sarge 2.0]

JAL didn't realize that condom's were only 97% effective, and that other precautions should have been taken instead of just jumping right in to having sex with a girl that he's known for like, a month.

So to answer your question, yeah probably. I dunno if she missed her period or anything, I didn't really read a lot of the posts that closely. I only read the ones that provided lulz.

 

[Ronny Shade]

how raunchy is too raunchy? zach and miri raunchy?

Revenge of the ****: The all anal final chapter

 

[Avangarde]

JAL's going to be a daddy What the f*** happened in here

 

[Ronny Shade]

JAL didn't realize that condom's were only 97% effective, and that other precautions should have been taken instead of just jumping right in to having sex with a girl that he's known for like, a month.

So to answer your question, yeah probably. I dunno if she missed her period or anything, I didn't really read a lot of the posts that closely. I only read the ones that provided lulz.

Also, there's the part where if she did JAL, she's probably a huge **** who'll have sex with anyone so it could be not his kid.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL's going to be a daddy What the f*** happened in here

Thats a maybe. Its not 100% sure yet.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm actually at the point now where I think JAL has just been ****ing with us for all these years

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Also, there's the part where if she did JAL, she's probably a huge **** who'll have sex with anyone so it could be not his kid.

Thats just a mean and hurtful thing to say.

Acting like i'm dirt or something.