I feel like such an Idiot!

[Nightmare]

what do you mean your luck is bad? did you bust in her or not?

 

[Bunker]

Oh how far JAL has come in a month.

 

[Captain Planet!]

This can't be real.

JAL is toying with us.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

what do you mean your luck is bad? did you bust in her or not?

I mean my luck with everything in life is bad. Even when its good, it somehow turns out to be a bad thing.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

You knocked her up huh? You must feel like such an Idiot!

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I mean my luck with everything in life is bad. Even when its good, it somehow turns out to be a bad thing.

Luck has nothing to do with it. You didn't take in to account the responsibility that comes with sex and relationships.

 

[Nightmare]

I mean my luck with everything in life is bad. Even when its good, it somehow turns out to be a bad thing.

Oh, well did you bust in her or not?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Oh, well did you bust in her or not?

Just stop talking.

 

[Duende Verde]

But i was the one who went and got them. Neither me or her had them. Damn 24 hour places.

I ruined her life now. Now shes stuck with me.

We're the hell did you buy those crappy condoms? At the 99¢ store?

We're they made out of rice paper?

There's no way she's pregnant, you're just trying to emulate you're very own real life "Apatow Movie" in your head and in this boards.

 

[JLBats]

I get the feeling from how calm he's being about this that he's lying.
Hugely.
And obviously doesn't know how to mimic his own behaviour. JAL would be freaking out if there were even a chance.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

We're the hell did you buy those crappy condoms? At the 99¢ store?

We're they made out of rice paper?

There's no way she's pregnant, you're just trying to emulate you're very own real life "Apatow Movie" in your head and in this boards.

Interesting theory.

That raises the question of whether or not any of this is really happening. JAL has lied about stuff like this before. Remember when he claimed that he was a childhood friend of Alba?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I get the feeling from how calm he's being about this that he's lying.
Hugely.
And obviously doesn't know how to mimic his own behaviour. JAL would be freaking out if there were even a chance.

Yeah there's a good chance that the whole "relationship" was made up in his head, and she's just some girl at work who he barely talks to.

That's a more disturbing thought though.

 

[Bunker]

Interesting theory.

That raises the question of whether or not any of this is really happening. JAL has lied about stuff like this before. Remember when he claimed that he was a childhood friend of Alba?

...

 

[Sarge 2.0]

...

The disturbing thing is, I'm not even joking about that.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

We're the hell did you buy those crappy condoms? At the 99¢ store?

We're they made out of rice paper?

There's no way she's pregnant, you're just trying to emulate you're very own real life "Apatow Movie" in your head and in this boards.

Some 24 hour store in the area. they weren't cheaper either.

Oh ,yeah, thats it. Yep. i just wanna emulate a movie as you said.

You knocked her up huh? You must feel like such an Idiot!

That i do no know yet. Were still unsure yet at the moment. Gotta go to the doctor for a sure thing then.

Luck has nothing to do with it. You didn't take in to account the responsibility that comes with sex and relationships.

And how did I not take responsibility in that?

By asking oh hey how many guys did you screw, so let's have unprotected sex.

Whatever! Your just one of those people looking to fling **** at others for no good reason. I wore the damn rubber like i was suppose to! So don't look at this as if its my fault!

 

[Duende Verde]

lol i know.


*waits for someone to bring back old manip poster*

Since you requested it...

 

[Captain Planet!]

I get the feeling from how calm he's being about this that he's lying.
Hugely.
And obviously doesn't know how to mimic his own behaviour. JAL would be freaking out if there were even a chance.

Yeah, but you're forgetting that JAL is dead. This is his evil twin.

 

[JLBats]

Yeah there's a good chance that the whole "relationship" was made up in his head, and she's just some girl at work who he barely talks to.

That's a more disturbing thought though.

To me, some of his freakouts in the thread seemed authentic, but to be honest everything about how he lost his virginity seemed really low key, like, I am debating whether that happened.

But honestly this board? This board has become instantly massively uncomfortable if it turned out this whole thread was his psychotic delusions.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I get the feeling from how calm he's being about this that he's lying.
Hugely.
And obviously doesn't know how to mimic his own behaviour. JAL would be freaking out if there were even a chance.

Oh, since i'm not all freaking out i'm making it up? Well ,i was freaking out earlier.

Sorry i can't give you your daily entertainment. Better luck tomorrow.

 

[Captain Planet!]

JAL's chin looks like somebodies balls.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

To me, some of his freakouts in the thread seemed authentic, but to be honest everything about how he lost his virginity seemed really low key, like, I am debating whether that happened.

But honestly this board? This board has become instantly massively uncomfortable if it turned out this whole thread was his psychotic delusions.

Uncomfortable? It would be the awesomest thing ever.

And not in the least bit surprising either. It'd be kind of like an M. Night Shaymalan twist in real life. How ****ing amazing would that be?

And I agree that everything from the loss of virginity story onwards sounds fake. But it sounded fake before that. By my calculations, she gave it up after a week and only one date. And it's not like she's in college where that's totally acceptable.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah there's a good chance that the whole "relationship" was made up in his head, and she's just some girl at work who he barely talks to.

That's a more disturbing thought though.

Yeah, cause you know i'm just a crazy son of a ***** like that! I mean who would ever like me since i'm so monsterous looking and all that other garbage you say!

You wanted a freak out you got your damn freak out!

Just what the hell is so wrong about me, that you don't believe anything as of late i say is true or false! What makes you so goddamn better? Makes you so friggin pefect! Nothing! Now shut the hell up!

 

[JLBats]

This is more like it.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Yeah, cause you know i'm just a crazy son of a ***** like that!

Um, well... Yes, you are.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

JAL's chin looks like somebodies balls.

Um, well... Yes, you are.

Hahahaha.

Awesome.