I feel like such an Idiot!

[Eggyman]

so . . . . JAL (Judd Apatow's Lover) . . . uhhhh, can we like, get you to post of pic of the piece of work you lost your boyhood to??

Nice to see ya again.

He's been asked that question a few times more than a lot.

 

[DV8]

^I'm not sure I really believe him until the beast's pic is posted . . .

ps, I missed you eggy . . .

 

[The Apatow Crew]

What will everyone give me if I do?

 

[DV8]

ummmm . . . . ridicule??

 

[The Apatow Crew]

^I'm not sure I really believe him until the beast's pic[.B] is posted . . .

ps, I missed you eggy . . .

Why is it automatically assumed shes a beast or ugly?

 

[DV8]

before we go any further, DON'T post a pic of Alba . . . don'tdoit

 

[The Apatow Crew]

before we go any further, DON'T post a pic of Alba . . . don'tdoit

Why in the hell would i even do that?

Do I look like the dumbest guy in the world?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Why in the hell would i even do that?

Do I look like the dumbest guy in the world?

When I read posts like this I start to believe you set yourself up on purpose.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

No he asked if i was gonna post a Alba pic. and i just say why the hell would i? this isn't 2005.

 

[DV8]

Why in the hell would i even do that?

Do I look like the dumbest guy in the world?

ummmm . . . . well . . . . ya see . . . . you have a hampster in your avvy is the thing . . .

 

[Erzengel]

I wanna say this girl is attractive. Just for someone like JAL who was so into female celebrities and what not, it's hard for me to believe he'd pick someone who wasn't even slightly attractive.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

No he asked if i was gonna post a Alba pic. and i just say why the hell would i? this isn't 2005.

Saying "Do I look like the dumbest guy in the world" is setting yourself up.

 

[DV8]

JAL, I swear to God if you post a REAL pic of this girl I will mail you a $5 bill . . .

 

[DV8]

I wanna say this girl is attractive. Just for someone like JAL who was so into female celebrities and what not, it's hard for me to believe he'd pick someone who wasn't even slightly attractive.

she might be one of those girls that has a nice bone structure or something and is just weird . . . I'm willing to go w/ that . . .

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I wanna say this girl is attractive. Just for someone like JAL who was so into female celebrities and what not, it's hard for me to believe he'd pick someone who wasn't even slightly attractive.

So your saying i'm vain and arrogant?

Which is kinda true, when it comes to girls. I only want the best.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL, I swear to God if you post a REAL pic of this girl I will mail you a $5 bill . . .

Really a whole 5 dollars you don't say.

 

[Erzengel]

I was going to write superficial. I don't know what I didn't.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

ummmm . . . . well . . . . ya see . . . . you have a hampster in your avvy is the thing . . .

So, and thats any more dumb then a baby in yours?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I was going to right superficial. I don't know what I didn't.

Yeah, thats the word right there. I am. I always try to make myself look good no matter the situation or something. and I true to make up with getting hot girls to make up for other things.


if anyone understood a word of that.

 

[DV8]

I was going to write superficial. I don't know what I didn't.

LMAO . . . you have perfected the act of ridicule into an artform . . .

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah, thats the word right there. I am. I always try to make myself look good no matter the situation or something. and I true to make up with getting hot girls to make up for other things.


if anyone understood a word of that.

Translation:

I'm insecure, so I tried to find an attractive girl to compensate for any short comings I perceive myself to have.

 

[DV8]

So, and thats any more dumb then a baby in yours?

it's a cartoon hampster man . . . a ****ing cartoon . . . the baby's innocence is meant to juxtapose my *******-ness; the hampster just ironically anthropomorphically represents you in a way . . .

 

[DV8]

Really a whole 5 dollars you don't say.

**** it, make it $10 . . . when you adjust that for inflation, that was like $1.50 8 years ago!!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Translation:

I'm insecure, so I tried to find an attractive girl to compensate for any short comings I perceive myself to have.

Basically yeah, pretty much on point there.

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, thats the word right there. I am. I always try to make myself look good no matter the situation or something. and I true to make up with getting hot girls to make up for other things.


if anyone understood a word of that.

Oh dude