I feel like such an Idiot!

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Haha. I'm by-the-hour :cwink:



JAL felt like such an idiot.
He liked a girl at work.
They starting seeing each other and JAL put his weewee in her yuhoo.
And even though he wore a condom, apparently she's pregnant.

:bow:

When you say condom...you mean he used a latex, a rubber johnny, a plastic fantastic, a liquid container, a baby bottler, a tadpole trapper...

Or did you really mean a sock?
 
When you say condom...you mean he used a latex, a rubber johnny, a plastic fantastic, a liquid container, a baby bottler, a tadpole trapper...

Or did you really mean a sock?

I think it was an empty bag of crisps and an elastic band.
 
I am McLovin' :cwink:

Thats it its movie imating life for me.

I'm so lame i gotta love thru movies.

Did i also forget to mention the time i hung out with a bunch of cops and wasted and there was another time these high school kids hired me to by their bodyhuard against this bully.

And also there was this other time i was going out with a famous chick and then she dumped me, so i decided to take a vacation and to my surprise i met her there with her new boyfriend. While there i met a nice girl and feel in love with her. But just as things were going good with her my ex wanted me back and we did a little nooky session, but soon then realized i didn't love here, So i told the other girl and she hated me and told me to leave. and then i went back to where i live and got my life in order and wrote a pllay and to my surprise the girl from the vacation spot was there and she told me how much she missed me and we lived happily ever after.

The end until the next time that is.:woot::yay::cwink:
 
I am McLovin' :cwink:

Thats it its movie imating life for me.

I'm so lame i gotta love thru movies.

Did i also forget to mention the time i hung out with a bunch of cops and wasted and there was another time these high school kids hired me to by their bodyhuard against this bully.

And also there was this other time i was going out with a famous chick and then she dumped me, so i decided to take a vacation and to my surprise i met her there with her new boyfriend. While there i met a nice girl and feel in love with her. But just as things were going good with her my ex wanted me back and we did a little nooky session, but soon then realized i didn't love here, So i told the other girl and she hated me and told me to leave. and then i went back to where i live and got my life in order and wrote a pllay and to my surprise the girl from the vacation spot was there and she told me how much she missed me and we lived happily ever after.

The end until the next time that is.:woot::yay::cwink:

Until you become a ghostbuster?
 
JAL this song is dedicated to you.

[YT]U1R4rhY3qZ8[/YT]
 
Whoa wait, she went to the doctor and she's actually pregnant now?
 
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