I feel like such an Idiot!

[Colossal Spoons]

Too bad it wasn't with the Alba all those year ago eh?

He'd have died of joy by now

 

[Mee]

I know its not.

I'm just saying is that what people expect me to say?

They say i'm acting too calm. I mean what am i suppose to be sayin? Huh?

Bark like a dog.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

He'd have died of joy by now

I was like 13 at the time.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Old enough

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Bark like a dog.

Mooooooooooooo


Marshall Moo Montana.

 

[SapphirePrima]

Woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAL is gonna be a dad?!?!?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I think that was my response too.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Woah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAL is gonna be a dad?!?!?

Then when someone says who's your daddy? Then I'll be like i am.t:

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Asidef rom the messy situation and that the baby was not planned, are you as happy as is possible (in the situation) about it?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Asidef rom the messy situation and that the baby was not planned, are you as happy as is possible (in the situation) about it?

Yeah, I'm happy. I've always wanted a kid. its a little earlier then i wanted but i don't mind.

 

[SapphirePrima]

Well JAL I wish you the best. Is the girl your girlfriend now? And does she want to keep it?

 

[Erzengel]

Alba don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Alba don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But she made up my mind, she's keeping my baby, oh
She's gonna keep my baby, mmm...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Alba don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Alba don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But she made up my mind, she's keeping my baby, oh
She's gonna keep my baby, mmm...

We need to get JAL to record that...

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Heh.

 

[Erzengel]

Alba, Alba if you could only see
Just how good she's been treating me
You'd give us your blessing right now
'Cause we are in love, we are in love, so please

 

[SapphirePrima]

Alba, Alba if you could only see
Just how good she's been treating me
You'd give us your blessing right now
'Cause we are in love, we are in love, so please

lmao

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh, Erz, you're such a wonderful music wonder. when are you touring?

 

[JLBats]

To be honest, I still question whether this is totally full of ****

 

[The Apatow Crew]

To be honest, I still question whether this is totally full of ****

Yes i'm trying to lie, so i can be as cool as GR97 high fiving everyone.

 

[JLBats]

Dude, if this thread isn't a crock, then it's one of the weirdest, rarest circumstances in the world, ever, so congrats.

And how ironic that it comes just after you change your whole persona to the Judd Apatow thing.

Like, really, wow!
What timing

 

[Star]

Hahah. Shocking.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Thats just how my life is.

My life moto is. "If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all"

But i don't really know if i call this bad per say.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

This thread has been screwing with my reality way too much.

 

[JLBats]

Then you REALLY haven't thought out all the sides of this little nightmare scenario, or you're just optimistic that now she's stuck with you, or you'd rather cast your possibly fictional story in a nicer light.

 

[Star]

Thought of any baby names yet