Lounge of Thunder

[KevanG]

So if I say I hate women, does that mean people will stop yelling at me for saying I hate women?

 

[Reek]

dead lounge

 

[Perfect Cell]

I want Colin Farrell to return as Bullseye in Daredevil. He never did get his ****ing costume.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I want Colin Farrell to return as Bullseye in Daredevil. He never did get his ****ing costume.

I want Jeff Donovan as Bullseye. And I'm 4 eps into DEFENDERS and it's amazing what you can do with a character when he's not written as a whiny child in a man's body. Still... a whole season of that stink can't be washed off so easily. Also... FFS give Danny the costume already. There was no reason not to in the first place other than maybe Buck being in charge and now Buck's gone so put the costume on Finn already.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I still found Iron Fist to be pretty awful in Defenders. It was all "I'm the immortal blah blah, it's my destiny to destroy the blah blah, I'm going to do this obviously dumb thing because I was trained by the elders of blah blah."

Nailed it.

 

[Reek]

you couldn't pay me to watch defenders. its just DD and Punisher for me.

 

[Perfect Cell]

The Punisher will be a nice breath of fresh air. The Netflix shows need a bit of a shakeup. Iron Fist and Luke Cage should be merged into one show, and then they could do a Blade series or something. Something new. Something other than "hero (with a vague skillset that seems to disappear depending on the conflict at hand) who fights ninjas".

I want a hero (with a vague skillset that seems to disappear depending on the conflict at hand) that fights vampires.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Punisher will be a nice breath of fresh air. The Netflix shows need a bit of a shakeup. Iron Fist and Luke Cage should be merged into one show, and then they could do a Blade series or something. Something new. Something other than "hero (with a vague skillset that seems to disappear depending on the conflict at hand) who fights ninjas".

I want a hero (with a vague skillset that seems to disappear depending on the conflict at hand) that fights vampires.

I want a team up show with Blade, Moon Knight, Ghost Rider and either Morbius or Werewolf by Night.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Whatever course they take, they need to improve the production quality on these shows a bit. That last episode? Holy hell, did that **** look cheap. I won't go into specifics, but... you'll know it when you see it. Something to look forward to.

 

[Reek]

i want a marvel donald trump hero show

 

[Perfect Cell]

Also, I have now survived 30 revolutions of this accursed globe, as of today. Or roughly 10,958 rotations. Science.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Also, I have now survived 30 revolutions of this accursed globe, as of today. Or roughly 10,958 rotations. Science.

People only five years older calling you sir yet? That's a hoot. Also... Finally understanding that people in their early and mid twenties have no ****ing clue about anything important? I'm not even half joking.

 

[Reek]

Donald Trump... known as __(need a superhero name)__

powers include: persuasion of the weak minded. ability to make a mean taco salad. After staring at the eclipse today without glasses, he has laser eyes. Can grab anything he wants, as long as it's cat related. Can increase hand size. (insert more powers)

Weaknesses: CNN. Golf invitations. anything Mexican (taco salad excluded).

 

[Perfect Cell]

People only five years older calling you sir yet? That's a hoot. Also... Finally understanding that people in their early and mid twenties have no ****ing clue about anything important? I'm not even half joking.

I get irrationally angry at loud music or motorcycles revving outside my window, and look at children with open disdain. I've been preparing for this day my entire life.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Donald Trump... known as __(need a superhero name)__

powers include: persuasion of the weak minded. ability to make a mean taco salad. After staring at the eclipse today without glasses, he has laser eyes. Can grab anything he wants, as long as it's cat related. Can increase hand size. (insert more powers)

Weaknesses: CNN. Golf invitations. anything Mexican (taco salad excluded).

Hmm...

The Fake Tan?

The Trumpeter? (Carries around trumpet with magic powers?)

Microhands Mcgee?

Doc Cheeto, The Man Of Orange?

Don Duan?

Mini-Fist, Champion Of Alt'Lun?

The Equivicator?

The Puppet?

Captain Yuge?

Alternative Fact-Checker?

The Heeler?



The Rick And Morty guys would excel at this. Ditto Ben Edlund.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I get irrationally angry at loud music or motorcycles revving outside my window, and look at children with open disdain. I've been preparing for this day my entire life.

Much like Scott Glenn, you were born 45 years old and just started aging up from there.

 

[Reek]

Captain Yuge

General Pushpop

we've got work to do.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Mar-a-Jagoff.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Captain Yuge

General Pushpop

we've got work to do.

Enemies include:

The Bad Hombres.

The Haters.

Dee Slate, Agent Of The Deep State.

The Ghost Of Edward R. Murrow.

Logicbot 5000

Reality.

 

[Reek]

Perfect Don

if he ever gets to that point, we're all dead.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Perfect Don

if he ever gets to that point, we're all dead.

The writers will drag that out for a long time. Anyway... Son-Mueller is currently training in the Hyberbaric Investigation Chamber. He'll emerge with devastating Super Subpoena Level Four powers.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Donny is more like that mob boss who built a bunker to hide from Cell, and charged people admission. That it turned out the bunker was a complete fraud is irrelevant, since...

Spoiler

It's uncanny.

 

[Reek]

The Legend of Donny T: The Quest for Perfection


sounds like a franchise.

 

[Morg]

well off to pick up my DD season 2, Jessica Jones, Lucifer Season 2, Supergirl season 2 and GOTG II


and then a court date

 

[Spider-Aziz]

well off to pick up my DD season 2, Jessica Jones, Lucifer Season 2, Supergirl season 2 and GOTG II


and then a court date

That's a pain. Jury? Witness?