Marvel Wish Corruption

[hippy fascist]

Granted, but they would all have to have ascots on their costumes.


I wish Joe Q was DC's EIC, not Marvel's.

Granted, BMB is promoted and he axes 616 in favour of making the ultimate universe the main marvel universe


I wish hawekeyes return to the forefront would work rather than being the deus ex machina crap it inevitably will be.

 

[Lt. Figgnuts]

Granted, BMB is promoted and he axes 616 in favour of making the ultimate universe the main marvel universe


I wish hawekeyes return to the forefront would work rather than being the deus ex machina crap it inevitably will be.

Granted, he goes on to lead a brand-new team of West Coast Avengers, in which he realizes his true nature and finds love with Doc Samson. The team is later offered up as a sacrifice to infuse Marvel's latest climactic crossover event with some kind of weight and meaning, and Hawkeye dies- for realz this time - holding a shirtless Samson in his arms.

I wish that Luke Cage and Iron Fist would team-up again and get a new ongoing.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, he goes on to lead a brand-new team of West Coast Avengers, in which he realizes his true nature and finds love with Doc Samson. The team is later offered up as a sacrifice to infuse Marvel's latest climactic crossover event with some kind of weight and meaning, and Hawkeye dies- for realz this time - holding a shirtless Samson in his arms.

I wish that Luke Cage and Iron Fist would team-up again and get a new ongoing.

Granted, it's new avengers and bendis is writing it


I wish marvel would actually come up with new characters on a regular basis rather than just teenage versions of existing characters.

 

[Artistsean]

Granted, but they are all alternate or "inspired by" version of DC super heroes, and Marvel kills them off after a year or two.

I wish they put out a monthly "What If" Comic.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, but they are all alternate or "inspired by" version of DC super heroes, and Marvel kills them off after a year or two.

I wish they put out a monthly "What If" Comic.

Granted, it's written by bendis and it's all alternate versions of disassembled. He is forced to write it over and over again till the ****er gets it right



I wish a hulk fanboy would accept defeat in an argument and actually acknowledge a hulk loss

 

[bored]

Granted, it's written by bendis and it's all alternate versions of disassembled. He is forced to write it over and over again till the ****er gets it right



I wish a hulk fanboy would accept defeat in an argument and actually acknowledge a hulk loss

Granted, but only when Hulk is defeated by another version of Hulk.


I wish Deadpool would start that band he talked about in "Marvel: Ultimate Alliance".

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, but only when Hulk is defeated by another version of Hulk.


I wish Deadpool would start that band he talked about in "Marvel: Ultimate Alliance".

Granted, it's a kraftwerk tribute band with Doc Ock



I wish marvels next event was centered around Jubilee

 

[Anubis]

Granted, she's a victum of rape at the hands of Hypno Hustler, many mind wipes insue.


I wish Captain America was the President of the United States.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, she's a victum of rape at the hands of Hypno Hustler, many mind wipes insue.


I wish Captain America was the President of the United States.

Granted there was a second recipient of the super soldier serum that fatefull day. In the aftermath of caps death in civil war the new captain america is revealed to be...George W Bush



I wish ellis would out-transmetropolitan transmetropolitan in a new monthly book for icon

 

[Anubis]

Granted, and the artist is Brian Hitch, so the book is put on indefinate hiatus after issue one.

I wish Doom would become a hero.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted there was a second recipient of the super soldier serum that fatefull day. In the aftermath of caps death in civil war the new captain america is revealed to be...George W Bush



I wish ellis would out-transmetropolitan transmetropolitan in a new monthly book for icon

First, that's f'ing wrong.

second, and to the current corruption post.

Granted, but then people would have to stop *****ing innaccurately about Tony Stark.


I wish my bday wasn't tomorrow.

 

[hippy fascist]

First, that's f'ing wrong.

second, and to the current corruption post.

Granted, but then people would have to stop *****ing innaccurately about Tony Stark.


I wish my bday wasn't tomorrow.

Granted you die of a major coronary tonight


I wish I could transend space and time


HAPPY BIRTHDAY...for tomorrow!

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

lol But it's today!

And really, the whole dying thing probably wouldn't bother me. A'cause then I can really f up my father's life by haunting him.

And granted, except for you'd do it as a little Reed Richard's pod.

I wish my Bday was ANY other day.

 

[hippy fascist]

lol But it's today!

And really, the whole dying thing probably wouldn't bother me. A'cause then I can really f up my father's life by haunting him.

And granted, except for you'd do it as a little Reed Richard's pod.

I wish my Bday was ANY other day.

Granted, it's the same day as your fathers so you have joint parties together until the end of time


I wish I had superpowers

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

That wouldn't bother me, I'm used to splitting my birthday with people I hate.

Granted, except your only power is to be sexually attracted to Cell Dog whenever he's within one solar mass of you.

I wish I had a second red eared slider.

 

[hippy fascist]

That wouldn't bother me, I'm used to splitting my birthday with people I hate.

Granted, except your only power is to be sexually attracted to Cell Dog whenever he's within one solar mass of you.

I wish I had a second red eared slider.

Granted, it's gay and horny as ****, you have to watch turtles shagging all day long.


I wish the world was a better place

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, it's gay and horny as ****, you have to watch turtles shagging all day long.


I wish the world was a better place

I don't see how that would bother me. You know, being bisexual and all myself. lol

Granted, except for it's a better place because it's all run by America, and thus, has no foreign "enemies".

I wish France had more land.

 

[hippy fascist]

I don't see how that would bother me. You know, being bisexual and all myself. lol

Granted, except for it's a better place because it's all run by America, and thus, has no foreign "enemies".

I wish France had more land.

Granted, shirac ets pissed one night and loses a poker game resulting in africa swapping populations with france. You all die of actually having to do some work


I wish richard burton was still alive

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but he'd be a zombie like McJagger.

I wish my country wasn't filled with cowards.

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, but he'd be a zombie like McJagger.

I wish my country wasn't filled with cowards.

Granted, france takes over the world and we all take up their customs. Two months later the entire population of the world dies of lung cancer/liver failure/aids


I wish america was china's *****

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Why wish it? Soon it will be.

Oh well, Granted, but America decides to rise once again from the ashes out of seemingly nowhere, yet again.

I wish Tony Jaa would kick President Bush's ass.

 

[hippy fascist]

Why wish it? Soon it will be.

Oh well, Granted, but America decides to rise once again from the ashes out of seemingly nowhere, yet again.

I wish Tony Jaa would kick President Bush's ass.

Having battered president bush's donkey Tony Jaa is hit by a mini heat seeking missile fired by Condoleezza Rice from a minature rocket launcher she keeps in her clutch bag.


I wish I could make smilies in mid-air while having a conversation

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, but it's only due to Cell Dog's...interference.

I wish people wouldn't give me Valentines Cards. x.x

 

[hippy fascist]

Granted, but it's only due to Cell Dog's...interference.

I wish people wouldn't give me Valentines Cards. x.x

Granted, your life continues as normal



I wish dogs could talk, but only when they were high

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Granted, except they also become murderous.

I wish Diamanthus would hurry up and get online.