Dark of the Moon Michael Bay has killed Transformers for me

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The District 9 uses a gruesome looking alien to force one to rethink our own prejudices. There's a reason they look the way they do and it's not as simple as slamming some fangs on them to show their evil (Megatron).

yes, but you're ignoring the fact that they act very human and more importantly they act lower class humans when treated such as our lower classes are.

and yet they look insect like.(for many reasons)
it's possible for aliens to be us without looking like us.

Bay's designs require cheating too.

The general audience doesn't care.

the general audience doesn't know...which is no doubt why people think it's amazing and in actually the reason why bay and co designed them as such.
 
Bay's designs require cheating too.

The general audience doesn't care.

just because you dont care doesnt mean the GA doesnt...and the Bay designs dont require as much cheating as that Optimus
 
Glad to see you're on board with said theory. Being an animator it's something I discuss often.

See, I'm not impossible to reach:awesome:
Bays films attempt to entertain the audience and just like the Hangover, they were successful considering the audience went for cinema and not the actors studio. As far as I'm concerned the TF movies like alot of movies have about 3 characters. and as far as I'm concerned they are as "fleshed out" as they need to be for the film to work.
My problem isint necessarily with all Bay films or other films that attempt to please a particular segment or the populance.

While I may be a bit critical of Badboys,Armageddon extra, for lacking characterization, I dont really hate the films because they were, at heart, popcorn films.

But, I am overly critical of the TF films because the franchise, and the fandom, deserved for more then to be reduced to a summer popcorn film.

And that trend has yet to end, you should be happy.
The 2 films almost did indeed end the trend.

The "existing" audience can hardly support their own material let alone a film,
I dont agree, but I cant debate thast.

But you cant tell me that a story could not have been told that would have stratified both the existing audience and a general audience.

Granted, it would have been difficult, but its been done before.

and hows that working out for them? :oldrazz:
I know it worked out great for the first 2 films I pointed out.
Bay's work as a whole is a very strong contribution to the art of cinema, politics aside Criterion got it right. If the story was tighter I'm sure that would have been some people happy but then again 2001 is one of the most plotless films I have ever seen and unlike the moving photography films that one was also trying to tell a story. Who am I to tell the many "fans" of that film that it needs more story and they are liking something that shouldn't be liked.
I dont think I ever implied that someone else shouldnt like the films.

If it's fact then prove it.

I already proved it when I pointed to the fact that flim makers have used "incests" as a guide to alien looks for years.

And when I pointed out the flaw in your theroy that superior tech and living robots should imply alien life.

But you don't add them to robots unless you're trying to make a direct parallel.
Which is what Bay was trying to do with the designs used.

He was trying to draw a "mental connection" in the minds of the general audience by giving them a familiar alien look to other alien films they may have seen..

Humans are meant to be that parallel.
In G1 maybe, not in these films.

The audience knows the Transformers are aliens because in the first 10 minutes Optimus tells the audience they're from a distant planet. People don't guess this from the animal anatomy.
A] many film goes dont see or pay attention to the opening of films
B] its common practice for film makers to the audience visual cue's to what the characters are.

just saying Superman is an alien and has super powers isint enough.You got to show him doing something superhuman or show his planet.

Superior technology could mean only two things: from the future or an alien race.
You got a limited imagination.
And Sam is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

And neither is 90% of the general audience , further more most movie goes check logic at the door.

Thanks for proving my point.
So I guess Fortress Maximus has a very very big mother and that baby Aerialbots are born like cubs.
Very poor examples since there is no Fortress Maximus in this universe, nor have there been any TF's of his size shown.

But its not impossible to imagine that a normally born TF can grow, expand, add mass by other means to archive a greater size.
Sorry but breeding and births don't fit the Transformers universe.
Sorry, but they have been part of the TF universe, in one sence or an other since the begining.

They're are built individually as part of a technological arms race.
Continuity specific.

It doesnt apply to every continuity.

How does cell division result in gears, wheels, computer chips and wiring? Sorry but it doesn't fit.
In your opinion.

Fact is that it is how it was explained in the comics.If you dont like it, take it up with Marvel.

Transformers build other Transformers. They also give each other the life force before they function.
again, continuity specific.

They're humanoid because they mirror human flaws and strengths. They have guns like humans, they have fears like humans, they have conquest like humans. They exhibit cowardice, bravery, greed, and sadness. They fight for power, freedom and energy. they have languege and sophisticated tools.

They don't mirror bugs or fish. They're civilized beings. They mirror humans.
You just made the case for why they needed a cvradical look change.

They were alien life forms that mirrored humans, which was never logical sine they existed far longer then humans.

and why would you only be allowed to use physical anatomy for clues to the alien origin? Why not use other aspects of storytelling?
Because Bay isint capable.
 
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You probably love the Ben Affleck's Daredevil costume simply because it has Hollywood's stamp of approval.

I don't give a crap about Daredevil. Nice try, though.

But, if I do like a costume or a design, it's for no reason other than I like it.
 
it seems like you wanted Bay to take the G1 cartoon and put it on the screen. Its an adaptation as in they took the product and adapted it to make into a live action movie. Changes had to be made. These movies are Bay interpretations of Transformers...just like TDK is Nolan's interpretation of Batman or Abrams interpretation of Star Trek. That is what a director does...he interprets a script thru his vision. Hand Bay, Tarantino and Burton the same script and you'll get three different films.
I can assure you that if a G1 purest got to make their Transformers film another G1 purest would have a problem with it.
 
Half of the G1 Autobots had way cooler alt modes than most of Bay's bots. My opinion of course.

im gonna have to throw the BS flag on this one

Bay Bumblebee's alt mode is kooler than the VW bug
Bay's Ironhide alt mode is kooler than the minivan and actually fits the character better.
Ratchet's Bay form is better than the minivan
I'll give Jazz to the G1 only because I like the Porsche

Megatron seems kooler as an alien jet than a handgun
Starscream has and updated and kooler jet form
I dont remember Barricades G1 alt but i love mustangs so I'll give it to Bay
Frenzy is better as a cd player than a cassette
Bonecrusher's G1 form is better than his Bay form
 
it seems like you wanted Bay to take the G1 cartoon and put it on the screen. Its an adaptation as in they took the product and adapted it to make into a live action movie. Changes had to be made. These movies are Bay interpretations of Transformers...just like TDK is Nolan's interpretation of Batman or Abrams interpretation of Star Trek. That is what a director does...he interprets a script thru his vision. Hand Bay, Tarantino and Burton the same script and you'll get three different films.
I can assure you that if a G1 purest got to make their Transformers film another G1 purest would have a problem with it.

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long live G1
 
i thought it was a pretty good costume...not the worst costume
 
I already proved it when I pointed to the fact that flim makers have used "incests" as a guide to alien looks for years.

And when I pointed out the flaw in your theroy that superior tech and living robots should imply alien life.
What worked for other alien movies does not necessarily fit with the Transformers universe.

and I also point out that the Bay films outright state that the Transformers are aliens during the opening narrative. You don't need anatomy clues for the alien origin.

So much for your "proof" of superior common sense.

Which is what Bay was trying to do with the designs used.

He was trying to draw a "mental connection" in the minds of the general audience by giving them a familiar alien look to other alien films they may have seen..
why not paint them green and give them giant bug eyes. Oh wait, I don't want to give Bay any ideas.

In G1 maybe, not in these films.
I've already explained why organic origins doesn't mesh with the TF universe.


A] many film goes dont see or pay attention to the opening of films
B] its common practice for film makers to the audience visual cue's to what the characters are.
You don't ruin the parallel between humans and machines simply to clearify that Transformers are aliens. Like I said there are plenty of ways to do it without resorting to animal body parts.

just saying Superman is an alien and has super powers isint enough.You got to show him doing something superhuman or show his planet.
Saying he's an alien IS enough and super powers are shown because it's the whole reason people come to see Superman movies.

You got a limited imagination.
Okay what other things can living robot with superior tech imply and mind you these have to obvious conclusions the audience would make.

Sorry, but they have been part of the TF universe, in one sence or an other since the begining.
No not since the beginning.

Continuity specific.

It doesnt apply to every continuity.
It doesn't have to. How many continuities have the Witwickys.

In your opinion.

Fact is that it is how it was explained in the comics.If you dont like it, take it up with Marvel.
I'll take it up with Bay. It's his movies being debated here.

He's the one basing his entire world on organic Transformers when it isn't relevant to the movies.

again, continuity specific.
If your going to pick stuff from the comics and cartoon, don't do it randomly. Use things that tell a better story. Organic Transformers is pointless in Bayformers.



You just made the case for why they needed a cvradical look change.

They were alien life forms that mirrored humans, which was never logical sine they existed far longer then humans.
Just because an alien mirrors humans doesn't mean it must exist after humans. Star Wars is in galaxy long ago and far way and they have characters that appear to have the same dna as humans.

Some things are universal. It could be that any form of intelligent life would have the same war-like tendencies as humans no matter when they existed.

Because Bay isint capable.
This stuff isn't rocket science.
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What worked for other alien movies does not necessarily fit with the Transformers universe.

and I also point out that the Bay films outright state that the Transformers are aliens during the opening narrative. You don't need anatomy clues for the alien origin.

So much for your "proof" of superior common sense.


why not paint them green and give them giant bug eyes. Oh wait, I don't want to give Bay any ideas.


I've already explained why organic origins doesn't mesh with the TF universe.



You don't ruin the parallel between humans and machines simply to clearify that Transformers are aliens. Like I said there are plenty of ways to do it without resorting to animal body parts.


Saying he's an alien IS enough and super powers are shown because it's the whole reason people come to see Superman movies.


Okay what other things can living robot with superior tech imply and mind you these have to obvious conclusions the audience would make.


No not since the beginning.


It doesn't have to. How many continuities have the Witwickys.


I'll take it up with Bay. It's his movies being debated here.

He's the one basing his entire world on organic Transformers when it isn't relevant to the movies.


If your going to pick stuff from the comics and cartoon, don't do it randomly. Use things that tell a better story. Organic Transformers is pointless in Bayformers.




Just because an alien mirrors humans doesn't mean it must exist after humans. Star Wars is in galaxy long ago and far way and they have characters that appear to have the same dna as humans.

Some things are universal. It could be that any form of intelligent life would have the same war-like tendencies as humans no matter when they existed.


This stuff isn't rocket science.
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blah blah blah..I dont like Michael Bay...thats how your posts read
 
it seems like you wanted Bay to take the G1 cartoon and put it on the screen. Its an adaptation as in they took the product and adapted it to make into a live action movie. Changes had to be made. These movies are Bay interpretations of Transformers...just like TDK is Nolan's interpretation of Batman or Abrams interpretation of Star Trek. That is what a director does...he interprets a script thru his vision. Hand Bay, Tarantino and Burton the same script and you'll get three different films.
I can assure you that if a G1 purest got to make their Transformers film another G1 purest would have a problem with it.
There is a way to please most of the hardcore fans without revamping the ideas from the source. Look at the first Iron Man. Only minor changes to update the timing of Stark's imprisonment. But most Iron Man fanatics were greatly satisfied. I believe there's G1 movie waiting to be made that could have similar acceptance.
 
im gonna have to throw the BS flag on this one

Bay Bumblebee's alt mode is kooler than the VW bug
Bay's Ironhide alt mode is kooler than the minivan and actually fits the character better.
Ratchet's Bay form is better than the minivan
I'll give Jazz to the G1 only because I like the Porsche

I'll give you Bee even though I'm so sick of seeing that damn Camero.
Huge black truck is just as boring as big red minivan. I'll agree it suits Bay's Ironhide
I'll take white minivan over the puke green whatever-Ratchet-is. (Ambulance?)
Jazz is pretty close to his G1 counter-part. He was just saddled with the world's most boring paint job.

I didn't compare any movie Decepticons to their G1 versions.

Overall, there were more cool looking cars in the first episode of the G1 cartoon than there has been in two Bay films. Understandable since one was trying to sell toys and the others were GMC/Army commercials....used to sell toys.:awesome:
 
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Ah, now make THAT transform.
 
blah blah blah..I dont like Michael Bay...thats how your posts read
blah blah blah "I'd rather be sniffing a locke of Michael Bay's golden hair"...that what your blind rubber stamping of Hollywood tripe reads like.
 
There is a way to please most of the hardcore fans without revamping the ideas from the source. Look at the first Iron Man. Only minor changes to update the timing of Stark's imprisonment. But most Iron Man fanatics were greatly satisfied. I believe there's G1 movie waiting to be made that could have similar acceptance.

thats because the IM fanatics are flexible when it comes to IM. The armor in the movie was inspired by the comics but never appeared in the comics. Same for Iron Monger and Whiplash.No one flipped out about a AI House Jarvis. Iron Man fans rolled with the changes and accepted them.
G1 purest have fought these movies tooth and nail over every little thing.
 
I'll give you Bee even though I'm so sick of seeing that damn Camero.
Huge black truck is just as boring as big red minivan. I'll agree it suits Bay's Ironhide
I'll take white minivan over the puke green whatever-Ratchet-is. (Ambulance?)
Jazz is pretty close to his G1 counter-part. He was just saddled with the world's most boring paint job.

I didn't compare any movie Decepticons to their G1 versions.

Overall, there were more cool looking cars in the first episode of the G1 cartoon than there has been in two Bay films. Understandable since one was trying to sell toys and the others were GMC/Army commercials....used to sell toys.:awesome:

that puke color green is the military's color code for an emergency vehicle
 
I have that Optimus toy. It's pretty cool but too "puffy" to be the basis for a more G1-based movie Prime.
 
blah blah blah "I'd rather be sniffing a locke of Michael Bay's golden hair"...that what your blind rubber stamping of Hollywood tripe reads like.

nothing like that. I dont claim Bay's films are perfect. I am a fan of G1...and if I want to watch them I'll pop them in the dvd.
I point out the hypocrisy in bashing Bay's films for making changes and embracing and loving Beast Wars
 
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