Official discussion on why "Nice Guys" have a hard time getting the girl.

[Star]

Yeah, we post on a superhero forum.

But unlike you the majority of us don't make up ridiculous and demeaning lies (Becoming a deadbeat dad) to make ourselves look cool....

 

[Nirvana]

I am so not a raper!

Rapist (never said you were one, either)!

This thread looks fun. Rappers, Rapists, JAL, Shadow's mad. It's like a Summer Movie event.

Hahaha!

 

[BlackLantern]

Yes....let's "expose" each other

 

[terry78]

Yes....let's "expose" each other

*casually sidles to other end of the forum*

 

[Nirvana]

Yes....let's "expose" each other

Remember that guy Star was talking about sexing under the influence of Alcohol?

It's me.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Rapist (never said you were one, either)!

I see you didn't get my quote.


What else is new.

 

[Star]

Remember that guy Star was talking about sexing under the influence of Alcohol?

It's me.

Pffft you liked it

But I'm now pregnant with your child

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Im not pathetic.

But thats not what SB said. He said anyone that trys to be cool on a website is.

So the solution is to become "uncool"

 

[Erzengel]

I don't have to try and be cool.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Yes, that was all part of your master Plan I see.

To expose me for the lie I really am. Bravo, I appauld you for all your doings.

Yes, Cause none of use posting on a superhero forums isn't the least bit "Pathetic" at all what so ever. Uh-huh, yeah.

Yeah, but I don't go making up stories about how bad I am at decision making and life in general in order to make myself look cool. I find Megan Fox hot, she's not my childhood friend, I find Michael Bay cool, he's not our lovechild (unfortunately ), so no, I come here to discuss comics and esoteric subjects I can't discuss with my real world friends. You on the other hand, treat this place like it's your only social setting, make up wild and ridiculous tales in order to appear more like "real" people rather than...I dunno...getting out from behind your computer and trying to have meaningful interaction with others.

 

[SuBe]

*casually sidles to other end of the forum*

What's a Sidle? Is that like a Skittle or something? Sounds deelish.

 

[Nirvana]

I see you didn't get my quote.


What else is new.

If you spelled it right maybe I would have.

Pffft you liked it

But I'm now pregnant with your child

Maybe our child will grow up to be childhood friends of Suri Cruise.

 

[SuBe]

But thats not what SB said. He said anyone that trys to be cool on a website is.

So the solution is to become "uncool"

No, YOU said that if you post a Superhero website, you are a little bit pathetic. I am not pathetic. And, my mom says I'm cool!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

But thats not what SB said. He said anyone that trys to be cool on a website is.

So the solution is to become "uncool"

Noooooooo...I said anyone who is lying and making up ridiculous crap to be cool on a website is pathetic.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

If you spelled it right maybe I would have.

Ahhhhhhh grammar!!!!!!!!!!!!

*roundhouses you*

 

[BlackLantern]

Im awesome....I dare someone to expose that I am not awesome

 

[Eggyman]

Im awesome....I dare someone to expose that I am not awesome

I would certainly dare to if I could find proof.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You know what? I'm just gonna leave as that. I'm not gonna get into trouble, over being baited into a arguement. So you all just have fun then.

Bye.

*leaves thread*

 

[Eggyman]

Don't leave

None of us are pregnant yet.

 

[Erzengel]

Im awesome....I dare someone to expose that I am not awesome

So if you take the derivative of the cosine of pi, you can see that not only are you uncool, you are also not awesome.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Well, I'm going to try to get this thread back on topic. I think the big problem with "Nice guys" is one of two things, they either let themselves be used as a doormat or ignore their golden opportunities. The doormat thing has been explained enough. I'm sure plenty of "nice guys" have had a shot at the girl of their dreams, but either clammed up of missed the non-verbal cue that would have gotten them the girl. I know that's what screwed me up plenty of times, totally into a girl, but either missed the clue that she was really into me or when I knew the window was open just froze up. With my girlfriend now though, I made sure to not let that happen and just went for it, turned my brain off and let my heart and/or dick guide me and it's worked perfectly. I never became an ********* to get the girl, just stopped obsessing over the little things and stopped fearing rejection.

 

[SuBe]

In my opinion, most guys are Nice Guys, and those that see themselves as not getting the girl have their own issues they need to deal with. Women like Confidence, not cowardice. Be social, and like yourself. You'll eventually find a girl that will like you too.

And, if we had a FairTax, none of this would ever happen.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Don't leave

None of us are pregnant yet.

So, does anyone else here find it ironic that JAL's current avatar is of Comedian shooting a pregnant hooker?

 

[BlackLantern]

So if you take the derivative of the cosine of pi, you can see that not only are you uncool, you are also not awesome.

Why don't you take your derivative and stuff it in your pi hole??

 

[Erzengel]

Actually let me reread the comic but I was under the assumption that's his child too.