Official discussion on why "Nice Guys" have a hard time getting the girl.

[Sarge 2.0]

Well I'll agree on the latter part, but seriously, why don't you just come clean about this whole thing? We've been through this song and dance before and you aren't making yourself any cooler by telling us your an unwed deadbeat Dad, if you doubt that just ask Superman how well it worked for him. You told us a story, one I found dubious from the beginning, and now all of the sudden when it seems everyone has forgotten about it you're back to telling us the same hum-drum stories about your pathetic life. If you had a kid that wouldn't happen, because kids change everything...

...How is this story any different from telling us Jessica Alba was a childhood friend? Tell me please. What shred of evidence, what amazing life changing lesson can you share with us about this to show us this actually happened?

Wait, what happened with Superman?

 

[Erzengel]

See Superman Returns.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'll tell everyone right now, I don't even think it's mine. I've heard some stories at work, with people just talking and "oh boy!" That's all Am gonna say.


And if it actually is mine, then I gues that makes me ******** don't it?

But I kinda know that already so it don't matter. i know am a bit of a prick and say the most offensive things sometimes and angers people.

 

[RockSP]

Speaking like a true rapist.

Wait...you're a rapist if you look at half naked girls?

 

[Erzengel]

I'll tell everyone right now, I don't even think it's mine. I've heard some stories at work, with people just talking and "oh boy!" That's all Am gonna say.


And if it actually is mine, then I gues that makes me ******** don't it?

But I kinda know that already so it don't matter. i know am a bit of a prick and say the most offensive things sometimes and angers people.

Is she saying the kid is still yours though?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

....no...but everyone should know their limitations

limitations only hinder things. You gotta believe you can do it, even though really you prolly cant.

 

[Nirvana]

Wait...you're a rapist if you look at half naked girls?

Looks clothed to me.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Is she saying the kid is still yours though?

I don't know what to believe, cause you know women lie all the time.

Yes, I know i am truly a bastard for even saying that.

 

[RockSP]

Looks clothed to me.

Doesn't answer my question, though. If someone looks at them...and most men I know look at women...he's a rapist?

 

[BlackLantern]

limitations only hinder things. You gotta believe you can do it, even though really you prolly cant.

Riiight....the world is full of haves and have nots....you're either one or the other....

 

[Immortalfire]

See Superman Returns.

Stalkerman Returns

 

[Star]

I love how JALs finally admitted he was lying

 

[Sarge 2.0]

See Superman Returns.

Ah, I thought Boxing was talking about something that happened in the comics. I kinda try to forget about SR.

 

[Nirvana]

Doesn't answer my question, though. If someone looks at them...and most men I know look at women...he's a rapist?

Go back and read the original post. I never flat out called JAL a rapist, I just implied that Rapists use the "She wore something revealing! She was asking for it!" excuse when woman wear revealing clothing.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I love how JALs finally admitted he was lying

Well, not exactly.

 

[Star]

Pretty much

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I'll tell everyone right now, I don't even think it's mine. I've heard some stories at work, with people just talking and "oh boy!" That's all Am gonna say.

I thought we were so sure before? You were ready to be a father? You created a whole thread about it...that started out talking about how you couldn't get with her, then magically knocked her up halfway through.

And if it actually is mine, then I gues that makes me ******** don't it?

Not really, that's not what I'm implying at all.

But I kinda know that already so it don't matter. i know am a bit of a prick and say the most offensive things sometimes and angers people.

No, I don't think you're a prick, you're a "nice guy". What people don't like is your constant *ahem* lying and storytelling in attempt to be cool. Perhaps I'm particularly annoyed by it because I don't think it's cool to get overly personal on the interwebz, but it makes it even worse that you tell these wild stories to get attention and then b*tch about how everyone else sees you.

 

[Star]

I also think it's ridiculous that he spends a LARGE amount of time complaining that people don't believe him and trying to convince everyone that these ridiculous stories are true, and then eventually admits that they aren't.

"Jessica Alba liked me as a kid" --Admitted was a lie

"I am going to be a dad" --Is now admitting he is not in fact going to be a dad


And JAL wonders why he has no credibility, even on the internet...?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I love how JALs finally admitted he was lying

I had to call him out on it eventually. I knew if I just left him alone about it he'd eventually go back to posting about how he spends way to much money of useless crap, goes to the movies alone and doesn't have a fraction of a social life...and it would all become completely apparent that this was all a fabrication in some vein attempt to be more "edgy" and "cool" on an internet website (which by itself is pretty damn pathetic )

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Looks clothed to me.

I am so not a raper!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I also think it's ridiculous that he spends a LARGE amount of time complaining that people don't believe him and trying to convince everyone that these ridiculous stories are true, and then eventually admits that they aren't.

"Jessica Alba liked me as a kid" --Admitted was a lie

"I am going to be a dad" --Is now admitting he is not in fact going to be a dad


And JAL wonders why he has no credibility, even on the internet...?

I know, this is all just sad. I never believed him though, not for a second, not for one fraction of a second...

 

[Nirvana]

i also think it's ridiculous that he spends a large amount of time complaining that people don't believe him and trying to convince everyone that these ridiculous stories are true, and then eventually admits that they aren't.

"jessica alba liked me as a kid" --admitted was a lie

"i am going to be a dad" --is now admitting he is not in fact going to be a dad


and jal wonders why he has no credibility, even on the internet...?

qft.

 

[SuBe]

This thread looks fun. Rappers, Rapists, JAL, Shadow's mad. It's like a Summer Movie event.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I had to call him out on it eventually. I knew if I just left him alone about it he'd eventually go back to posting about how he spends way to much money of useless crap, goes to the movies alone and doesn't have a fraction of a social life...and it would all become completely apparent that this was all a fabrication in some vein attempt to be more "edgy" and "cool" on an internet website (which by itself is pretty damn pathetic )

Yes, that was all part of your master Plan I see.

To expose me for the lie I really am. Bravo, I appauld you for all your doings.

Yes, Cause none of use posting on a superhero forums isn't the least bit "Pathetic" at all what so ever. Uh-huh, yeah.

 

[SuBe]

Im not pathetic.