Official discussion on why "Nice Guys" have a hard time getting the girl.

[terry78]

Nice guys can't get girlfriends, *****es can't get boyfriends

Nice guys get with the *****es

problem solved

Hey baby, hey baby, hey (girls say, girls say)

Hey baby, hey baby, hey

All the boys get the girls in the back

 

[Erzengel]

Wait is she talking about getting it in the dumper?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That's called staring.

Either take a quick glimpse and look away or just look at them as you talk to them.

I'm not looking at them. They're just acting paranoid.

And if someone is wearing short shorts, who's fault is it really if someone is staring. Think about that one.

 

[Star]

I know thats why I go out wearing my cutoffs, bellyshirts, and platform boots

To get stared at!

 

[Erzengel]

I'm not looking at them. They're just acting paranoid.

And if someone is wearing short shorts, who's fault is it really if someone is staring. Think about that one.

Well the word subtle comes to mind. Regardless what anyone's wearing, I don't make it a point to turn my head, I'm not obvious about it.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

That's called staring.

Either take a quick glimpse and look away or just look at them as you talk to them.

Yeah, seriously. Speaking of starring, what ever happened to JAL's baby's momma. No updates, seriously...not that I bought the story in the first place.

 

[BlackLantern]

Nice guys can't get girlfriends, *****es can't get boyfriends

Nice guys get with the *****es

problem solved

I tend to be attracted to *****es....don't know why

 

[PyroChamber]

I can't answer for Matt, but in my opinion, I think he's saying if the man isn't physically attractive, why should a woman have to lower her standards for him when perhaps he's the one looking for women who are too attractive for him? Just because a guy is nice doesn't mean an attractive woman will want to date him.

So if a guy isn't physically attractive, he has to be with a woman who's physically unattractive also?

 

[Erzengel]

I tend to be attracted to *****es....don't know why

 

[Nirvana]

I'm not looking at them. They're just acting paranoid.

And if someone is wearing short shorts, who's fault is it really if someone is staring. Think about that one.

Speaking like a true rapist.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

So if a guy isn't physically attractive, he has to be with a woman who's physically unattractive also?

That's a f'ed up to say!


I mean look at all the hot chcks with dorky,nerdy looking men.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Speaking like a true rapist.

No. I am indeed just a pervert.

I don't wanna get a rollerblade to the beanbags.

 

[Nirvana]

No. I am indeed just a pervert.

I don't wanna get a rollerblade to the beanbags.

We already know that.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

No. I am indeed just a pervert.

I don't wanna get a rollerblade to the beanbags.

So, TAC/JAL you keep ducking my questions, what's the status of your baby and baby's mother. C'mon, you said you saw Watchmen alone recently, what gives? where is all this angst you had about this a couple months ago?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Speaking like a true rapist.

lol

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah, seriously. Speaking of starring, what ever happened to JAL's baby's momma. No updates, seriously...not that I bought the story in the first place.

She went down south if you must know.

I don't care what you say, cause it really don't matter.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

We already know that.

As we all are in this big game of a thing called Life.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

She went down south if you must know.

On you or she moved...just kidding, I knew what you meant. So basically she walked out on you, leaving you with no contact to your child, and your not going to do anything about that?!? You have a legal right to see your own child.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

On you or she moved...just kidding, I knew what you meant. So basically she walked out on you, leaving you with no contact to your child, and your not going to do anything about that?!? You have a legal right to see your own child.

No, I mean shes coming back later this year then. she had to train some people there. Should be back like May or June sometime.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

No, I mean shes coming back later this year then. she had to train some people there. Should be back like May or June sometime.

Train people for what, exactly? I thought she worked fast food or something Why are they sending a pregnant women away for several months, seems kind of fishy? That would mean while she is away on business she is going to have the baby. She got pregnant in October (Halloween), meaning she's closing in on six months right now.

 

[Star]

Speaking like a true rapist.

Hahahahahahah!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Train people for what, exactly? I thought she worked fast food or something Why are they sending a pregnant women away for several months, seems kind of fishy? That would mean while she is away on business she is going to have the baby. She got pregnant in October (Halloween), meaning she's closing in on six months right now.

I don't know, maybe its just my own doing. And she's straight up BS'ing me.

I've never been to good at this relationship stuff.

 

[Star]

Did you ever end up getting the paternity test?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I don't know, maybe its just my own doing. And she's straight up BS'ing me.

I've never been to good at this relationship stuff.

Well I'll agree on the latter part, but seriously, why don't you just come clean about this whole thing? We've been through this song and dance before and you aren't making yourself any cooler by telling us your an unwed deadbeat Dad, if you doubt that just ask Superman how well it worked for him. You told us a story, one I found dubious from the beginning, and now all of the sudden when it seems everyone has forgotten about it you're back to telling us the same hum-drum stories about your pathetic life. If you had a kid that wouldn't happen, because kids change everything...

...How is this story any different from telling us Jessica Alba was a childhood friend? Tell me please. What shred of evidence, what amazing life changing lesson can you share with us about this to show us this actually happened?

 

[BlackLantern]

So if a guy isn't physically attractive, he has to be with a woman who's physically unattractive also?

....no...but everyone should know their limitations