I have an idea.
We see the WB/DC logo in gray as usual, dissolving to:
A shining, polished floor. Suddenly, 12 inch high hills stomp the ground. A woman's legs. We see the reflections of multi colored light rays on the floor: green, yellow, blue, purple, bat, red. The camera starts pulling up the woman's legs, briefly cutting to red lips (viewed from a profile POV) whispering "batman, batman." We keep pulling up above her buttocks..."batman, batman", the woman's back now, her sweaty skin reflecting the multi colored light rays: "batman, batman" she chants now, suddenly throwing her arms into the air. Mollossus kicks in. Quickly, the woman turns to us, but before we can see her, a giant bat THRUSTS it's way through the screen, breaking the 4th wall in a wonderful storm of disco light, techno and shattered glass, revealing the title of the moving picture.