JBElliott said:
Honest mistake.
The problem is that it's entirely un-stealthy. If Batman must have a car it should be one that blends in with the rest of traffic so he can disappear when needed.
Okay. So Batman is driving a Mazda 323. How does that help him get someplace FAST? Now he's stuck in traffic in an inconspicuous compact. Inconspicuous until he's stopped a red-light and somebody notices Batman behind the wheel rocking out to "Bohemian Rhapsody".
You realize this is a completely ridiculous idea, right?
If he really needs to "strike fear into the hearts of villians" during a car chase, then the car could "morph" into a more traditional batmobile look.
"KITT! Engage Super-Pursuit Mode!"
Now Batman is David Hasselhoff.
But car chases don't make much sense if you've got a car with all kinds of gadgets to stop other cars from moving (which Batman's car should have).
WTF are you TALKING about? Should he lay down glue on the road? Does he have a magical device that makes internal combustion engines just quit? Are we talking EMP? If so, how does Batman excuse massive amounts of property damage? And what about the guys with pacemakers who will die as a result of this?
Another question: when all the cars are stopped and downtown traffic is gridlocked, does Batman drive over the pedestrians on the sidewalk, or sit in traffic and jerk off?
This applies to ALL versions of the Batmobile.
Yes, because every version of the Batmobile I've ever seen in the comics is a late-model compact stock that transforms into a hovering wedge-shaped car with tail fins.
What are you, six? How are you liking second grade? Shall we make it a hybrid while we're at it so that Batman is enviro-conscious? You know he got that big and buff eating tofu, don't you, meathead?
Given her to Gordon or someone and had her taken to the hospital and then given the formula for the antidote to the doctors at the hospital.
Oh yes. Gordon takes Rachel to the hospital. That works fine. But meanwhile Batman, in his tricked-out Mazda, makes everybody's car stop, drives up the sidewalk, gets to the cave. Gets the antidote, drives back to the hospital. Let's see, that's TWO trips instead of one.
And how is the hospital going to keep Rachel from dying while they're waiting for Batman to show up?
And like you, I'd love to see a Schumacherian scene where Batman arrives, "here you go, doctor. This antidote will save her. A little bird gave it to me."
No. You and I know that NOBODY in Gotham knows for sure what Batman is or what he's up to. Gordon trusts him. Why should Drs. Pratt and Kovacs trust Batman? You and I both know they won't. He'll walk into the hospital, half a dozen guys will **** their pants, the orderlies will try to detain him, Gordon will explain "no, wait, I trust this guy, he's okay," and how do you figure that black rubber batsuit will look under fluorescent lighting?
Dear Jesus... is this REALLY the Batman movie you want to see, junior?
Of course that's a but less dramatic than a senseless car chase that may have critically injured innocent bystanders and police officers.
Oh, I agree that the level of property damage in the car chase was unnecessary.
But I don't agree that the concept was bad. Driving Rachel to the cave was the ONLY option he had. And it's not like taking her there outed his secret, she didn't know where she was. Naturally the cops are going to chase him, that couldn't be helped. I'd have liked to have seen him evade them through more... effective driving. But it did beat the hell out of Schumacher's Batmobile driving up walls, or Burton's turning into that damnable "Bat-missile."
So you know what? ****.