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Senator Chambers Suing God
Nebraska Senator Ernie Chambers is seeking a permanent injunction against God to stop him from spreading destruction and terrorism.
In order to prove the futility and irrelevance of some other lawsuits, Senator Ernie Chambers will sue the Almighty himself. Chambers resents the system because he thinks that courtroom doors must be open to everyone.
He says he is trying to make a point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody, even God.
In the suit, Chambers asks for a "permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats." There is also a reference to the fact that God goes by different names, titles and designations, which indicates that he is omnipresent.
The Nebraska Senator says that he has tried to make contact with the Almightly on countless occasions, but has not been successful, reports Vecernji.hr.
God is also charged with different disasters that resulted in a great number of human casualties, destruction and terrorization of a million inhabitants of planet Earth.
The court is expected to set a date for a hearing as soon as possible and enter a permanent injunction to God in order to stop him from engaging in the aforementioned activities.
Guilty!
Nebraska Senator Ernie Chambers is seeking a permanent injunction against God to stop him from spreading destruction and terrorism.
In order to prove the futility and irrelevance of some other lawsuits, Senator Ernie Chambers will sue the Almighty himself. Chambers resents the system because he thinks that courtroom doors must be open to everyone.
He says he is trying to make a point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody, even God.
In the suit, Chambers asks for a "permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats." There is also a reference to the fact that God goes by different names, titles and designations, which indicates that he is omnipresent.
The Nebraska Senator says that he has tried to make contact with the Almightly on countless occasions, but has not been successful, reports Vecernji.hr.
God is also charged with different disasters that resulted in a great number of human casualties, destruction and terrorization of a million inhabitants of planet Earth.
The court is expected to set a date for a hearing as soon as possible and enter a permanent injunction to God in order to stop him from engaging in the aforementioned activities.
Guilty!
